Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

To be fair...

 

[SherlockianMan]

Pitter patter

 

[HeavyBalls]

To be fair...

Too beeee faaaaiiiiir.....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Too beeee faaaaiiiiir.....

 

[HeavyBalls]

Can confirm!

 

[UnquietDreams]

E

Can confirm!

When a friend asks for help, you help them. (Pretty much the Tao of Letterkenny.)

 

[HeavyBalls]

E

When a friend asks for help, you help them. (Pretty much the Tao of Letterkenny.)

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a5281557ebfa8a543791e633df9f44de/tenor.gif?itemid=14052873

 

[morelikeasong]

What do yall do when you have alone time without your spouse / kids …. ?

Go to Target or TJMAXX
The only true alone time I have is running an errand on the weekends.

But if the kids are asleep and he isn’t home- get myself off, do chores, watch trashy reality tv

 

[Bry1313]

Does a Reuben count as grilled cheese? If so, marble rye and swiss... (with corned beef, sauerkraut and thousand island dressing)

That’s the perfect grilled cheese

 

[curious_me]

What do yall do when you have alone time without your spouse / kids …. ?

Alone time? What's that?

On those very rare occasions....watch TV, eat, sleep, rewind to whatever part I fell asleep to then sleep again.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What do yall do when you have alone time without your spouse / kids …. ?

https://imgur.com/xVxi75Z

 

[LupineOne]

That’s the perfect grilled cheese

And you were doing so well…

 

[UnquietDreams]

/snip

But if the kids are asleep and he isn’t home- get myself off, do chores, watch trashy reality tv

Oh yeah, get off. I forgot about that one. Yes, that.

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah .. and you’ve never fucked me. So you don’t know.

I know it’s five hours later but I feel I’d be remiss if I didn’t ask…….how many dicks have you broken?

 

[BrendaBear]

I know it’s five hours later but I feel I’d be remiss if I didn’t ask…….how many dicks have you broken?

Do you mean this month or..?

 

[Bry1313]

And you were doing so well…

I still am

 

[smtst5]

Da fu....

 

[Bambear99]

What do yall do when you have alone time without your spouse / kids …. ?

That’s virtually all day every day, so pretty much everything.

 

[Bry1313]

Do you mean this month or..?

Ummmm, ever is fine

 

[lavendersilk]

That’s virtually all day every day, so pretty much everything.

Are you in The Matrix?

 

[Bambear99]

Are you in The Matrix?

Yes. I took the blue pill.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Unrelated, toddlers swearing is maybe my favorite IG sub-genre.

What is IG?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think we both are.
But I’ll die for this cause gladly.

The William Wallace of processed cheese

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What is IG?

Instagram.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Instagram.

Oh I don’t do the Instagram