Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

EXACTLY


It’s a weird thing to be afraid of but it’s what I worry about and then I can’t enjoy myself

Well we can’t have that can we?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[crazychemgirl]

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[morelikeasong]

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I’m clicking “Define robot”

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[Strixaluco]

I’m clicking “Define robot”

At this time of the night, me too!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I take out the trash most of the time cuz I’m the one who leaves first …

What things does your SO do that you refuse to do??

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[jason28053]

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Hey @OrdinaryPerson Are you supposed to put your dick in there?

 

[Strixaluco]

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I take out the trash most of the time cuz I’m the one who leaves first …

What things does your SO do that you refuse to do??

Well, my late husband cleaned the garage basement after the sewer had flooded. That was the worst I think. Then again, it was because of him that we even lived in that miserable house

These days... Well I haven't combined daily lives with my D yet. I basically take care of everything myself. But he helps me to change curtains, as I'm too short to reach the rail even with a chair!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey @OrdinaryPerson Are you supposed to put your dick in there?

I don't think it would fit. I think this is a group bouquet for a dozen women

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't think it would fit. I think this is a group bouquet for a dozen women

I’d give you one

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I take out the trash most of the time cuz I’m the one who leaves first …

What things does your SO do that you refuse to do??

Refuse to do? Nothing. I generally let her deal with spiders though. Biology people are weird.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Refuse to do? Nothing. I generally let her deal with spiders though. Biology people are weird.

Spiders are good for your home!!!!

They die when you put them outside.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Spiders are good for your home!!!!

They die when you put them outside.

I’m engaging in selective breeding. The smart ones stay outta my sight.

Also we have black widows. Nope nope nope nope nope nope…..nope nope nope…nope.

 

[morelikeasong]

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I take out the trash most of the time cuz I’m the one who leaves first …

What things does your SO do that you refuse to do??

When he’s home- anything bug related, anything smelly, anything that feels weird.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m engaging in selective breeding. The smart ones stay outta my sight.

Also we have black widows. Nope nope nope nope nope nope…..nope nope nope…nope.

We have black widows too, although I don’t think I have ever seen one. And scorpions… gosh, that is fun.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m engaging in selective breeding. The smart ones stay outta my sight.

Also we have black widows. Nope nope nope nope nope nope…..nope nope nope…nope.

Spiders are good for your home!!!!

They die when you put them outside.

I asked a pest control dude about a spider I thought might be a false black widow because I don't like to kill spiders unless they are lethal and he said that even if it is a false widow kill it. You can never be too sure.

There are brown widows, black widows and brown recluses where I live.

I love wolf, argiope and smiley crab spiders. So cute!

 

[BongoGal]

There are brown widows, black widows and brown recluses where I live.

I had never heard of brown widows before.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Grilled tomato slices??? Who is doing that? Why would you grill a tomato slice?

Keep it the fuck away from my grilled cheese.

I do! But only fresh from my garden. I put them between the cheese so it doesn't make bread smooshy & the cheese melts into it

 

[morelikeasong]

I do! But only fresh from my garden. I put them between the cheese so it doesn't make bread smooshy & the cheese melts into it

I’m fine with the tomatoes in there (especially garden fresh!!) but… you grill them first?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m fine with the tomatoes in there (especially garden fresh!!) but… you grill them first?

No, only when making certain salsas, and even then your grilling the entire tomato, not slices

 

[SherlockianMan]

I asked a pest control dude about a spider I thought might be a false black widow because I don't like to kill spiders unless they are lethal and he said that even if it is a false widow kill it. You can never be too sure.

There are brown widows, black widows and brown recluses where I live.

I love wolf, argiope and smiley crab spiders. So cute!

Spider-friends are awesome! I love them. Jumping spiders are especially cute.