Sex & Shenanigans

[BongoGal]

Your average poor college student doesn’t have an emersion blender. I’m not sure if household grade versions existed in the 1980s, but if they weren’t necessary for making girly drinks for the coeds, they weren’t appliances we were spending our beer money on.

j/k

 

[Nicefella]

Nobody goes to Bangkok for grilled cheese sandwiches.

I promise I was there for work!!!!!

 

[__Nathan1968]

j/k

Plus, I blew all my cash on the sou vide.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I promise I was there for work!!!!!

Were you scantily clad?

 

[Nicefella]

I promise I was there for work!!!!!

Shit that doesn’t sound good either. Legal work!! I was there for legal work!!

 

[Nicefella]

Were you scantily clad?

Dude. I have great legs. You would be surprised.

 

[BrendaBear]

Shit that doesn’t sound good either. Illegal work!! I was there for illegal work!!

Fixed it for you.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Some of y’all have never had to eat mayonnaise sandwiches, and it shows.

Edited to clarify that even at my poorest, the mayonnaise in my mayonnaise sandwich was Hellmann’s. I’m not without shame.

This. Means. War.

️️️️ Though no mention of skanks was added, didn't smell of strippers or alcohol.

Also no cursing. I don't deserve 4 stars. Please take at least one away.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Also no cursing. I don't deserve 4 stars. Please take at least one away.

Edited my rating!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are we sure that’s the same woman? I guess her arm was hidden in the swaying photo

Yes, that is Gabbie Carter, former Redditor turned porn star.

Umm....I think? Not that I would know, of course...

 

[morelikeasong]

Don’t look it up in Urban Dictionary…*shudder*

Speaking of urban dictionary, I’m disappointed

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Speaking of urban dictionary, I’m disappointed

As soon as I typed it I thought “will anyone call me out on this?” Thank you for not disappointing me

 

[__Nathan1968]

This. Means. War.

Put up your Duke’s.

 

[BrendaBear]

Put up your Ducks.

Fixed it for you.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xLnKqOCPjKoAAAAd/cute-duck.gif

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Put up your Duke’s.

Gross. No.

 

[LupineOne]

I love Brie. I make a great grilled sandwich with my homemade bacon jam, brie, and arugula

See, and that’s the thing. Sorry not sorry, but plain grilled cheese is boring. Even with tomato-basil bisque to go with it, the bisque is the star of the show.
Make a damn good sandwich like you just described, and I’ll take it every time

 

[__Nathan1968]

Gross. No.

Well that leaves only Miracle Whip. And that’s not even mayonnaise.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well that leaves only Miracle Whip. And that’s not even mayonnaise.

But it is

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m eating donut holes …


Be jealous yall

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m eating donut holes …


Be jealous yall

Before I am…Are they full of Pony Creme?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Before I am…Are they full of Pony Creme?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/X9QYHlcl2HI8UkGxPM/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952u07cs9992negspj4jjtlsyg3vt7gu1i7t5zamoei&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/X9QYHlcl2HI8UkGxPM/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952u07cs9992negspj4jjtlsyg3vt7gu1i7t5zamoei&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Sooooo…yes? Leaving room for cream in that coffee?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is your least favourite sexual thing to do?

 

[lavendersilk]

I had some Krispy Kreme donuts Monday.