Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

Free grilled cheese with bacon and tomato for cops.

Eh, I'll try it. I mean I've had feet in my mouth. This can't be worse.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Definitely buying into this once franchise opportunities open up.

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[lavendersilk]

You grill a tomato slice so that it is no longer disgusting. Sheesh. Uncooked tomato Cooked tomato

My mom loves to put slices of tomato in her grilled cheese. Raw tomato. It isn't bad.

 

[PassionatePanther]

You... you don't like Reubens? Or is it because I called it a grilled cheese.

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You know I can’t quit you. It’ll take more than an abomination like a Rueben to tear us apart. And since you’re an honourary Canadian, I’m going to let you in on a secret: Tim Horton’s is shit. Don’t believe the hype.
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[lavendersilk]

Definitely buying into this once franchise opportunities open up.

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Omg, that is great.

 

[__Nathan1968]

You know I can’t quit you. It’ll take more than an abomination like a Rueben to tear us apart. And since you’re an honourary Canadian, I’m going to let you in on a secret: Tim Horton’s is shit. Don’t believe the hype.
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Whatever you do, don’t denigrate Canadian Tire.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

How did you remember this.

Because anyone who drinks blue gatorade can't be trusted on opinions of any food or drink?

 

[BrendaBear]

Definitely buying into this once franchise opportunities open up.

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Yeah… I kinda want to meet that guy…

 

[PassionatePanther]

Whatever you do, don’t denigrate Canadian Tire.

Crappy Tire is a happy place for me

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

There's some pretentious stinky cheese crackheads in here who are trying to over complicate a simple, yet perfect sandwich. Cheese + bread + butter = Grilled cheese. Get outta here with this "artisanal" crap! "Artisanal" is a fancy word for people who have never been poor and have more money than sense.

That's my Mo impression done for the day. How'd I do? Please leave me a rating on Yelp.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Crappy Tire is a happy place for me

My last visit in Sept yielded $50 worth of Coffee Crisps. After last night’s snack I’m down to one.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Some of y’all have never had to eat mayonnaise sandwiches, and it shows.

Edited to clarify that even at my poorest, the mayonnaise in my mayonnaise sandwich was Hellmann’s. I’m not without shame.

 

[Nicefella]

Pina coladas, anyone?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pina coladas, anyone?

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[BrendaBear]

Pina coladas, anyone?

That song is so fun! But… I will stick with my Pepsi…

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[BongoGal]

Edited to clarify that even at my poorest, the mayonnaise in my mayonnaise sandwich was Hellmann’s. I’m not without shame.

Why didn't you make your own with an immersion blender?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That's my Mo impression done for the day. How'd I do? Please leave me a rating on Yelp.

️️️️ Though you didn't fucking curse anywhere and no mention of skanks, you didn't smell of strippers or alcohol.

 

[Nicefella]

Ewww, no tomato on grill cheese

I had the BEST grilled cheese in Bangkok. It had tomatoes in it. And the cheese was perfect. And there was butter. And it was fucking fabulous.

Eating next to me were some sex workers. Or very scantily clad men in skirts.

I bought them beers from the street vendor which is totally legal in Bangkok. Turns out many of those were getting out of a nearby “show” and had just been paid. It turns out most of them supplemented their income by doing this on Fridays and Saturdays.

A very interesting viewpoint for me.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That song is so fun! But… I will stick with my Pepsi…

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So you're the reason for that 'no humping the Perpsi machine' signs...

 

[Trubbycat]

So you're the reason for that 'no humping the Perpsi machine' signs...

She broke the last two.

 

[Trubbycat]

I had the BEST grilled cheese in Bangkok. It had tomatoes in it. And the cheese was perfect. And there was butter. And it was fucking fabulous.

Eating next to me were some sex workers. Or very scantily clad men in skirts.

Nobody goes to Bangkok for grilled cheese sandwiches.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So you're the reason for that 'no humping the Perpsi machine' signs...

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[__Nathan1968]

Why didn't you make your own with an immersion blender?

Your average poor college student doesn’t have an emersion blender. I’m not sure if household grade versions existed in the 1980s, but if they weren’t necessary for making girly drinks for the coeds, they weren’t appliances we were spending our beer money on.

 

[Nicefella]

That song is so fun! But… I will stick with my Pepsi…

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Fucking soda machines. Said no one ever.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nobody goes to Bangkok for grilled cheese sandwiches.

Don’t look it up in Urban Dictionary…*shudder*