Cock Talk

[DickandDoof]

Sweet talker

This made me laugh. The itchiness I can imagine. My brother in law shaves his back. I can tell when it starts to grow because he scratches like a bear on all the door jams.

Your hair might be longer than mine! Your beard definitely is




I can get behind all of this. There’s not a thing wrong with liking what you’ve got

I confess to being a sweet talker, but in some cases — like yours — my words are actually true.

I’m so glad that I don’t have any hair on my back. Shaving it would probably drive me crazy and I’d no doubt dislocate a shoulder trying to do it. On the other hand, sometimes it feels like I spend half the day scratching my two dogs’ tummies and rubbing their bums. One is a short hair and the other is a long-haired giant.

I didn’t have the time to be a hippie back in the sixties, I was too busy organizing demos against the war. But one day about a decade ago I decided it was my time and my turn. My hair is now longer than it’s been at any point in my life. You’re never too old to be what you might have been.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I confess to being a sweet talker, but in some cases — like yours — my words are actually true.

Mmhm

I’m so glad that I don’t have any hair on my back. Shaving it would probably drive me crazy and I’d no doubt dislocate a shoulder trying to do it. On the other hand, sometimes it feels like I spend half the day scratching my two dogs’ tummies and rubbing their bums. One is a short hair and the other is a long-haired giant.

Dogs need all the pets and loves and butt scratches

I didn’t have the time to be a hippie back in the sixties, I was too busy organizing demos against the war. But one day about a decade ago I decided it was my time and my turn. My hair is now longer than it’s been at any point in my life. You’re never too old to be what you might have been.

Civil disobedience. I’m glad you’ve embraced your inner hippie. Never too late to be the person you want to be. I can completely agree with that

 

[Trubbycat]

Dogs need all the pets and loves and butt scratches

It's so funny watching my dog and kitten trying to be friends. They're both sending signals in their own languages but the other can't read it.

 

[MedicalMuse]

It's so funny watching my dog and kitten trying to be friends. They're both sending signals in their own languages but the other can't read it.

Eventually they’ll come to an understanding.

My son has a chihuahua and a cat that’s twice the size of the dog. They finally understand each other. The cat is the boss

 

[Trubbycat]

Eventually they’ll come to an understanding.

My son has a chihuahua and a cat that’s twice the size of the dog. They finally understand each other. The cat is the boss

Oh, they've been pals for a while. I just enjoy the missed signals.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I once shaved my girlfriend back in high school just for the novelty of it, and it wasn't worth the effort for me (it was a little nerve-wracking) or, certainly, the subsequent discomfort and annoyance for her. Years later, I actually became somewhat dismayed that women had, seemingly almost in unison, decided to add this to their grooming chores, using time that could have been spent on more meaningful pursuits (like giving me bj's). But it's pointless to fight fashion. Me, I'll happily plow through anything.

Man, I must be really tired. I had to read the first sentence four times before I realized it didn’t say, “I once shaved my girlfriend’s back in high school . . .”

 

[Artfan2]

We talk about women waxing, shaving, trimming, and making cute little landing strips. How about guys? Do y’all do any of the above or just keep it 70’s style?

A change now and then can make things interesting, both for women and for men.

 

[DickandDoof]

Mmhm

Dogs need all the pets and loves and butt scratches

Civil disobedience. I’m glad you’ve embraced your inner hippie. Never too late to be the person you want to be. I can completely agree with that

I’m starting to get very jealous of my dogs. I wish I could just run up to somebody, flip over and get my tummy rubbed and bum scratched. Unfortunately, I’m not as cute as my dogs so I know what the result would be — I’d get arrested!

I have indeed embraced my inner hippie. I have several Grateful Dead tie-dyed t-shirts although I was never a “dead head”. I was more of a Jefferson Airplane follower. Grace Slick was my first great love in life (at least in MY mind). She is now quite an accomplished artist. I was in Austin about 15 years ago and came very close to buying a portrait of Jerry Garcia that she painted. But $2,000 U.S. was a little too thick for my blood at the time. I now wish I’d bought it.

So what about you? Do you have an inner spirit struggling to get out? Is there something else you’d rather be doing?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I’m starting to get very jealous of my dogs. I wish I could just run up to somebody, flip over and get my tummy rubbed and bum scratched. Unfortunately, I’m not as cute as my dogs so I know what the result would be — I’d get arrested!

It’s probably best not to ask random women to rub your belly or scratch your butt. That could cause an incident.

I have indeed embraced my inner hippie. I have several Grateful Dead tie-dyed t-shirts although I was never a “dead head”. I was more of a Jefferson Airplane follower. Grace Slick was my first great love in life (at least in MY mind). She is now quite an accomplished artist. I was in Austin about 15 years ago and came very close to buying a portrait of Jerry Garcia that she painted. But $2,000 U.S. was a little too thick for my blood at the time. I now wish I’d bought it.

You definitely should have

So what about you? Do you have an inner spirit struggling to get out? Is there something else you’d rather be doing?

Hmm. Nope. I’m happy right where I am, doing what I’m doing.

 

[DickandDoof]

You must be a lucky woman or very good at setting out a vision/direction and knowing how to achieve it. Or both. I know very few people who are happy where they are and doing what they’re doing. I include myself in that grouping. Do you have a secret for being so in touch with yourself? I’m very good at determining when it’s time to set out in a new direction, but terrible in identifying which new horizons I should be sailing for.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

“Is there something else you’d rather be doing?”

Hmm. Nope. I’m happy right where I am, doing what I’m doing.

I believe a more accurate response would be, “LadyLascivious. I’d really love to be doing LL.”

 

[MedicalMuse]

“Is there something else you’d rather be doing?”



I believe a more accurate response would be, “LadyLascivious. I’d really love to be doing LL.”

Well yes, there’s definitely that!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Okay. New questions. It’s too quiet in here.

Where do you masturbate most? Shower? Bed? Barn?

Do you have material that’s your go-to? What is it? Why?

How often?

Also, what’s for dinner? I need to figure that out. Need inspiration.

 

[SixShooter14]

Okay. New questions. It’s too quiet in here.

Where do you masturbate most? Shower? Bed? Barn?

Yes...

Do you have material that’s your go-to? What is it? Why?

It changes regularly. Porn is always there of course. Lit stories or past sexy text convos are great too. And obviously sexy texts with an active partner are great as well

How often?

Daily? Couple times a day? Sometimes not for a couple days... Depends

Also, what’s for dinner? I need to figure that out. Need inspiration.

Well, leftover fajitas of course...you know how I cook

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Okay. New questions. It’s too quiet in here.

Where do you masturbate most? Shower? Bed? Barn?

Bed, but the couch and chaise are also in the regular rotation. The shower occasionally makes an appearance, but it’s not my favorite due to having to stand the whole time plus water can be counterproductive.

Do you have material that’s your go-to? What is it? Why?

It changes, but my imagination, erotica, and audio are my favorites for truly solo activities. Solo plus (meaning someone else is in the mix) is the most fun kind of masturbation though.

How often?

At least once a day.

Also, what’s for dinner? I need to figure that out. Need inspiration.

BBQ burnt ends and white queso nachos

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Okay. New questions. It’s too quiet in here.

Where do you masturbate most? Shower? Bed? Barn?

Bed

Do you have material that’s your go-to? What is it? Why?

Clit sucker and whatever else is fine

How often?

Once a dayish

Also, what’s for dinner? I need to figure that out. Need inspiration.

Chicken in japanese curry, asparagus, and rice

 

[MindYaBitness]

Okay. New questions. It’s too quiet in here.

Where do you masturbate most? Shower? Bed? Barn?

Bed, usually

Do you have material that’s your go-to? What is it? Why?

If I don't have a friend helping out w/an audio or scenario, I have a few go-to fantasies

How often?

Depends, if my SO is available, none, if not, 2-3

Also, what’s for dinner? I need to figure that out. Need inspiration.

Tortellini w/marinara, green salad & garlic bread

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yes...

It changes regularly. Porn is always there of course. Lit stories or past sexy text convos are great too. And obviously sexy texts with an active partner are great as well

Of course

Daily? Couple times a day? Sometimes not for a couple days... Depends

Mmhm. Gotta be in the mood?

Well, leftover fajitas of course...you know how I cook

I do! I bet they just get better

 

[SixShooter14]

...


BBQ burnt ends and white queso nachos

hmm.... I wonder where you got that idea?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Bed, but the couch and chaise are also in the regular rotation. The shower occasionally makes an appearance, but it’s not my favorite due to having to stand the whole time plus water can be counterproductive.

Chaise

It changes, but my imagination, erotica, and audio are my favorites for truly solo activities. Solo plus (meaning someone else is in the mix) is the most fun kind of masturbation though.

I’m a firm believer in all of the above

At least once a day.

BBQ burnt ends and white queso nachos

God that sounds good

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Where do you masturbate most? Shower? Bed? Barn?

Bed is definitely the most. sometimes shower.

Do you have material that’s your go-to? What is it? Why?

Usually I find a story or audio to get into. Been a while since I’ve had a friend to join in with a scenario/audio but it’s even better when that works out.

How often?

Depends on how often have the house to myself. Typically once every couple of weeks though I wish it were more.

Also, what’s for dinner? I need to figure that out. Need inspiration.

I had a chicken Caesar wrap with fries

 

[SixShooter14]

Mmhm. Gotta be in the mood?

Oh....I'm always in the mood... but don't always have the energy to play solo.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Where do you masturbate most? Shower? Bed? Barn?

I prefer my bed or recliner. I have never been big on the shower because I prefer to take my time and be totally relaxed.

Do you have material that’s your go-to? What is it? Why?

Erotic stories and porn always work but like most I prefer a friend.

How often?

I prefer daily but I often have to play catch up on Fridays at home alone.

Also, what’s for dinner? I need to figure that out. Need inspiration.

Shrimp fettuccine with creamy garlic butter sauce.

 

[MedicalMuse]

So, what I’m getting here is that with statistical significance, we’d prefer partners? I too prefer a buddy.
I like showers. I like the bed. My office couch…. I prefer versatility.
I have some favorite audios and pictures. Stories.
Phone sex is fantastic.

It depends on how busy work is. Lately it’s not been helpful in finding solo time.

I ended up with a salad. And chicken tendies.

 

[hotcpu]

Bed, but the couch and chaise are also in the regular rotation. The shower occasionally makes an appearance, but it’s not my favorite due to having to stand the whole time plus water can be counterproductive.


It changes, but my imagination, erotica, and audio are my favorites for truly solo activities. Solo plus (meaning someone else is in the mix) is the most fun kind of masturbation though.


At least once a day.


BBQ burnt ends and white queso nachos

My taste buds are going off the chain with that menu