Cock Talk

[MedicalMuse]

Well, hell, now that's just fake news.

I'm leaning towards Dollywood for our honeymoon, sweetie pie. Whaddaya think?

Can your heart take the rides?

 

[Apisto42]

I guess I respect a porn that tried for accuracy. I wonder why they bothered though. Who watches porn looking for anachronisms? Is there an IMDB for porn that lists Goofs?

why bother with a merkin when the armpits and legs are shaved? Weird detail.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Can your heart take the rides?

Prpbably. But my soul would die waiting in line.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Prpbably. But my soul would die waiting in line.

Ain’t that the truth.

We’ll just have to come up with other things to do.

 

[Apisto42]

Ain’t that the truth.

We’ll just have to come up with other things to do.

I don’t think those things are allowed in public darling.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I don’t think those things are allowed in public darling.

Are you sure?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

We talk about women waxing, shaving, trimming, and making cute little landing strips. How about guys? Do y’all do any of the above or just keep it 70’s style?

I bush hog the pasture to avoid zipper accidents—I only wear underwear to weddings and funerals—and to keep the weeds out of the way of my own fun. I shave my shaft and balls if company's comin'. And once in a blue moon, I have shaved my butt hole, just because it used to get a little attention and hope springs eternal; but I pretty much have to be in love to undertake that effort—and risk.

 

[JBoy1952]

I bush hog the pasture to avoid zipper accidents—I only wear underwear to weddings and funerals—and to keep the weeds out of the way of my own fun. I shave my shaft and balls if company's comin'. And once in a blue moon, I have shaved my butt hole, just because it used to get a little attention and hope springs eternal; but I pretty much have to be in love to undertake that effort—and risk.

At the start of the first colonoscopy I ever had, I watched the monitor as the scope went towards the asshole. I saw some hair. I made a comment about not ever realizing before I had hair in there.
One of the nurses---in a so matter-of-fact manner-said "Oh, yes, we all do!"

 

[hotoldrguy]

At the start of the first colonoscopy I ever had, I watched the monitor as the scope went towards the asshole. I saw some hair. I made a comment about not ever realizing before I had hair in there.
One of the nurses---in a so matter-of-fact manner-said "Oh, yes, we all do!"

I have had 3 colonoscopies and they have knocked me out for all of them so I never got to watch the camera

 

[Bambear99]

I have had 3 colonoscopies and they have knocked me out for all of them so I never got to watch the camera

I’ve only had one. I woke in the middle of it, and the monitor was right in my face. I was like…

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

At the start of the first colonoscopy I ever had, I watched the monitor as the scope went towards the asshole. I saw some hair. I made a comment about not ever realizing before I had hair in there.
One of the nurses---in a so matter-of-fact manner-said "Oh, yes, we all do!"

It didn't occur to me that I had hair there, either, until after I'd gotten a few especially ardent rim jobs. I could only think, Oh, that poor, brave, crazy woman. I guess she really did love me, after all.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I bush hog the pasture to avoid zipper accidents—I only wear underwear to weddings and funerals—and to keep the weeds out of the way of my own fun. I shave my shaft and balls if company's comin'. And once in a blue moon, I have shaved my butt hole, just because it used to get a little attention and hope springs eternal; but I pretty much have to be in love to undertake that effort—and risk.

You never cease to amaze me.
*note to self, he’ll shave his butthole for love*
Got it

 

[MedicalMuse]

It didn't occur to me that I had hair there, either, until after I'd gotten a few especially ardent rim jobs. I could only think, Oh, that poor, brave, crazy woman. I guess she really did love me, after all.

Like I said, if my partner is into it and feelin sexy, why the hell not. I have never asked a partner to trim the bushes for me. I’m just happy to be invited for a forested (or deforested) adventure.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Like I said, if my partner is into it and feelin sexy, why the hell not. I have never asked a partner to trim the bushes for me. I’m just happy to be invited for a forested (or deforested) adventure.

I once shaved my girlfriend back in high school just for the novelty of it, and it wasn't worth the effort for me (it was a little nerve-wracking) or, certainly, the subsequent discomfort and annoyance for her. Years later, I actually became somewhat dismayed that women had, seemingly almost in unison, decided to add this to their grooming chores, using time that could have been spent on more meaningful pursuits (like giving me bj's). But it's pointless to fight fashion. Me, I'll happily plow through anything.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

You never cease to amaze me.
*note to self, he’ll shave his butthole for love*
Got it

In retrospect, when you add heartbreak to a razor-cut anus, it's a helluva lot easier to just go pick up a dude.

 

[MedicalMuse]

In retrospect, when you add heartbreak to a razor-cut anus, it's a helluva lot easier to just go pick up a dude.

Can’t say I’ve experienced a razor cut anus. I have been waxed there, which is an adventure.

Thank you for the input.

I’m now going to wear my bits the way I want, and hopefully someone finds them appealing.

If not, I can always continue in the regular fashion of self love. I don’t care what my bits look like.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Can’t say I’ve experienced a razor cut anus. I have been waxed there, which is an adventure.

Thank you for the input.

I’m now going to wear my bits the way I want, and hopefully someone finds them appealing.

If not, I can always continue in the regular fashion of self love. I don’t care what my bits look like.

anyone would be lucky to enjoy your bits no matter how want you them

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Can’t say I’ve experienced a razor cut anus. I have been waxed there, which is an adventure.

Thank you for the input.

I’m now going to wear my bits the way I want, and hopefully someone finds them appealing.

If not, I can always continue in the regular fashion of self love. I don’t care what my bits look like.

One of the best parts of when I was living in another country by myself and not on Lit, was the complete lack of bits grooming necessary. I don’t enjoy a forest even when playing solo, but there was a lot of leeway between a meticulous waxing schedule and forest

 

[Apisto42]

I’ve always been a strong supporter of everyone doing the level of grooming that is right for them without worrying about other people. I switch up what I’m doing depending on my schedule and feelings, not what others expect.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I’ve always been a strong supporter of everyone doing the level of grooming that is right for them without worrying about other people. I switch up what I’m doing depending on my schedule and feelings, not what others expect.

Self confidence is sexy. Just sayin

 

[MedicalMuse]

One of the best parts of when I was living in another country by myself and not on Lit, was the complete lack of bits grooming necessary. I don’t enjoy a forest even when playing solo, but there was a lot of leeway between a meticulous waxing schedule and forest

Yes. All of this. Though not another country, just not a regular partner, and not really looking for a “good time”, ya know?

 

[JBoy1952]

I have had 3 colonoscopies and they have knocked me out for all of them so I never got to watch the camera

I've had two. I was out right away after the scope went in on the first-that was 10 years ago, and the one I posted about. I wanted to remain awake and watch, but they didn't honor my desire to kept awake. The latest procedure was different. It was laying on my back with knees up and legs spread. The doc went in from below, and I was awake through the whole thing with their "modified" anesthesia. But they had the monitor so I couldn't see it. That was back in October.

 

[JBoy1952]

I once shaved my girlfriend back in high school just for the novelty of it, and it wasn't worth the effort for me (it was a little nerve-wracking) or, certainly, the subsequent discomfort and annoyance for her. Years later, I actually became somewhat dismayed that women had, seemingly almost in unison, decided to add this to their grooming chores, using time that could have been spent on more meaningful pursuits (like giving me bj's). But it's pointless to fight fashion. Me, I'll happily plow through anything.

Being quite visually excitable, and a tongue-twisting, tongue-e-litious connoisseur of female hairless culinary delights, I have a quite different attitude about female grooming. At least keep it trimmed so I'm not having to keep spitting out loose hairs.

 

[DickandDoof]

Yes. All of this. Though not another country, just not a regular partner, and not really looking for a “good time”, ya know?

It’ very hard for me to concentrate on the substance of your comments when you keep talking about your “bits”. It conjures up a very beautiful and sexy image in my mind.

I’ve spent most of my life trying to keep as little hair as possible from being separated from my body. The hair on the top of my head grows halfway down my back and I keep it in a ponytail. I have a fairly long beard and just cut a little bit off the moustache so I can eat soup without making a total mess. I also keep it neatly rounded. I once tried shaving the hair off my chest because it was thin and I was told that shaving it off would make it grow back thicker. It didn’t — all I got out of the experience was three weeks of scratching an insanely itchy chest.

I’ve never allowed a razor, electric shaver, or wax to get within a mile of my naughty bits. I already sacrificed my foreskin when I was eight days old that’s as much as I’m giving up down there whether by accident or design. I figure evolution has spent 8-9 million years giving my body the right hair/skin balance and I’m not going to muck around with it.

 

[MedicalMuse]

It’ very hard for me to concentrate on the substance of your comments when you keep talking about your “bits”. It conjures up a very beautiful and sexy image in my mind.

Sweet talker

I’ve spent most of my life trying to keep as little hair as possible from being separated from my body. The hair on the top of my head grows halfway down my back and I keep it in a ponytail. I have a fairly long beard and just cut a little bit off the moustache so I can eat soup without making a total mess. I also keep it neatly rounded. I once tried shaving the hair off my chest because it was thin and I was told that shaving it off would make it grow back thicker. It didn’t — all I got out of the experience was three weeks of scratching an insanely itchy chest.

This made me laugh. The itchiness I can imagine. My brother in law shaves his back. I can tell when it starts to grow because he scratches like a bear on all the door jams.

Your hair might be longer than mine! Your beard definitely is

I’ve never allowed a razor, electric shaver, or wax to get within a mile of my naughty bits. I already sacrificed my foreskin when I was eight days old that’s as much as I’m giving up down there whether by accident or design. I figure evolution has spent 8-9 million years giving my body the right hair/skin balance and I’m not going to muck around with it.

I can get behind all of this. There’s not a thing wrong with liking what you’ve got