🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

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Wow!!!! 🤩

I don’t even know what to say! 🎤

Ok, actually I do!
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I forgot to mention how thankful I am to Wanker Mag and their kindness in featuring me in their magazine. While I’m surprised they decided not to use the original cover design that they had me approve, I’m still honored to be wanking with them. But my agent will be reaching out to find out what was wrong with The Original Wanker Mag cover shot.
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You’ll need to speak to @InThe312 publishing house about the late cover change. 😂
 
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Wow!!!! 🤩

I don’t even know what to say! 🎤

Ok, actually I do!
https://voca.ro/12GDZz9JlocW

I forgot to mention how thankful I am to Wanker Mag and their kindness in featuring me in their magazine. While I’m surprised they decided not to use the original cover design that they had me approve, I’m still honored to be wanking with them. But my agent will be reaching out to find out what was wrong with The Original Wanker Mag cover shot.
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I feel like that’s probably a new slogan for the wanker awards,

“There ain’t nowhere to go but up.”

Also. I’ll have you know the current panel of judge hates cats. I’m a one dog lady. You totally forgot to thank Jesus. All good awards speeches start out that way.

What an outstanding wanker. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
 
I feel like that’s probably a new slogan for the wanker awards,

“There ain’t nowhere to go but up.”

Also. I’ll have you know the current panel of judge hates cats. I’m a one dog lady. You totally forgot to thank Jesus. All good awards speeches start out that way.

What an outstanding wanker. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
But there is always a place to go Butt Up 😉
 
I’d take credit but really I hired @Indie to take care of it for me. Winning the wanker award takes a lot of work and support from a whole team of people.

It would be ludicrous to think that I’m such a good wanker all on my own

You just broke Lit rule #4 by forgetting to tell @Indie she has a cute butt. If you hadn’t already won the Wanker of the Week award…
 
Well wankers, this is where the new panel of judge takes over for March!

Good luck @Bry1313 🎉🥳🍾

Be careful out there, bry , @Apisto42 is probably gonna tug his teeny tot real bad for you now too.

Get ya wank on freaky babies. 👊🏻

Oooh @Bry1313 is this week’s judge? That guy is the worst! Can I nominate myself for quenching my thirst so often while he remains the thirstiest fucking shark in the ocean? Oh and every time a fast food place gives me unsolicited ketchup packets, I set them aside with the intent of shipping them all to Bry. There should be a large case arriving at his place on February 30th 😜
 
Oooh @Bry1313 is this week’s judge? That guy is the worst! Can I nominate myself for quenching my thirst so often while he remains the thirstiest fucking shark in the ocean? Oh and every time a fast food place gives me unsolicited ketchup packets, I set them aside with the intent of shipping them all to Bry. There should be a large case arriving at his place on February 30th 😜

Well come on now, let’s not confuse this with Lit's thirstiest wanker awards. Still your self-awareness is to be applauded. 👏🏻👏🏻

I’m certain March will be wonderfully wanky under Bry. 🤭
 
Well come on now, let’s not confuse this with Lit's thirstiest wanker awards. Still your self-awareness is to be applauded. 👏🏻👏🏻

I’m certain March will be wonderfully wanky under Bry. 🤭

Oh no, he’s definitely the thirstiest, he just hates seeing how well-hydrated I am 🤣
 
Feel free to PM nominations my way for those who have wanked well or for those who have especially wanked badly. Those are the vital ones.
 
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