🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why are there so many women with dicks around here. You and @OrdinaryPerson both sporting bigger woodies than I have.

Don't be jelly. You'll get your turn.

 

[Lmizzler]

Don't be jelly. You'll get your turn.

I’ll get a turn to have a bigger dick?
I don’t understand this.

This should be a cock talk question…
Is there a legitimate way to get a bigger dick?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ll get a turn to have a bigger dick?
I don’t understand this.

This should be a cock talk question…
Is there a legitimate way to get a bigger dick?

I thought you wanted our dicks

It's all about perspective. Find a little person village and you'll have a giant dick

 

[Lmizzler]

I thought you wanted our dicks

It's all about perspective. Find a little person village and you'll have a giant dick

NMK

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

NMK

The little people or big gigantic dicks?

Why do you want a big dick if you can't even handle a big dick?

 

[jason28053]

The little people or big gigantic dicks?

Why do you want a big dick if you can't even handle a big dick?

That’s what I tell my women

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That’s what I tell my women

Who are your women and why can't they handle a giant dick?

 

[jason28053]

Who are your women and why can't they handle a giant dick?

You tell me OP

 

[Wand3rlust]

well fuck I think I just found my calling on lit... I think I should have this wanker award rapped up in about a day... let the games begin.

It's gonna take that long? You not feeling well?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I didnt want to scare everyone off to quickly.... I mean my competition is kinda limited here.

*looks round*

Yep. You are totally the only wanker here. Yep.

 

[Bry1313]

*looks round*

Yep. You are totally the only wanker here. Yep.

Might be trying to hard though (I know, I know, don’t say it)

 

[StillRain]

Well lovelies and less-than-lovelies, it’s been a busy week of wanking and wankers.

Never in the history of the Wanker of the Week Awards have we seen such an eclectic mix of nominees. (Except when we have.)

Never before has the panel of judge been faced with a decision so contentious and difficult.(Except when we have.)

There were a couple of confused nominations, one not even sure it was a nomination, one without a reason and a whole load of wanky wankers doing exactly what they do best.

I have to confess, I’m really fond of all this week’s wild wankers (most of them anyway) but ultimately there was one real standout. They should be so proud. This week’s Wanker of the Week is…..

















































































































@Lmizzler Congratulations on this stellar achievement!

Please accept this trophy and fondle treasure it like you would your genitals.

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You can read all about the achievements and passions of @Lmizzler in the latest issue of Wanker Mag. Available at all good and not-so-good news stands now.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Well lovelies and less-than-lovelies, it’s been a busy week of wanking and wankers.

Never in the history of the Wanker of the Week Awards have we seen such an eclectic mix of nominees. (Except when we have.)

Never before has the panel of judge been faced with a decision so contentious and difficult.(Except when we have.)

There were a couple of confused nominations, one not even sure it was a nomination, one without a reason and a whole load of wanky wankers doing exactly what they do best.

I have to confess, I’m really fond of all this week’s wild wankers (most of them anyway) but ultimately there was one real standout. They should be so proud. This week’s Wanker of the Week is…..

















































































































@Lmizzler Congratulations on this stellar achievement!
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Please accept this trophy and fondle treasure it like you would your genitals.

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You can read all about the achievements and passions of @Lmizzler in the latest issue of Wanker Mag. Available at all good and not-so-good news stands now.

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Congratulations @Lmizzler ! I knew you had it in you

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Who are your women and why can't they handle a giant dick?

There's a reason all of my girlfriends have been 5'2" or shorter.

 

[Lmizzler]

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Wow!!!!

I don’t even know what to say!

Ok, actually I do!
https://voca.ro/12GDZz9JlocW

I forgot to mention how thankful I am to Wanker Mag and their kindness in featuring me in their magazine. While I’m surprised they decided not to use the original cover design that they had me approve, I’m still honored to be wanking with them. But my agent will be reaching out to find out what was wrong with The Original Wanker Mag cover shot.
https://i.ibb.co/tzvP5pD/IMG-4028.jpg

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/izspP6uMbMeti/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952x9smnvpdl3kfbd5g6x63bup10n0158mgs6k789bf&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gWow!!!!

I don’t even know what to say!

Ok, actually I do!
https://voca.ro/12GDZz9JlocW

I forgot to mention how thankful I am to Wanker Mag and their kindness in featuring me in their magazine. While I’m surprised the decided not to use the original cover design that they had me approve, I’m still honered to be wanking with them. But my agent will be reaching out to find out what was wrong with The Original Wanker Mag cover shot.
https://i.ibb.co/tzvP5pD/IMG-4028.jpg

Ahem.

 

[Mr_bogey]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/izspP6uMbMeti/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952x9smnvpdl3kfbd5g6x63bup10n0158mgs6k789bf&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gWow!!!!

I don’t even know what to say!

Ok, actually I do!
https://voca.ro/12GDZz9JlocW

I forgot to mention how thankful I am to Wanker Mag and their kindness in featuring me in their magazine. While I’m surprised the decided not to use the original cover design that they had me approve, I’m still honered to be wanking with them. But my agent will be reaching out to find out what was wrong with The Original Wanker Mag cover shot.
https://i.ibb.co/tzvP5pD/IMG-4028.jpg

 

[Bry1313]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/izspP6uMbMeti/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952x9smnvpdl3kfbd5g6x63bup10n0158mgs6k789bf&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gWow!!!!

I don’t even know what to say!

Ok, actually I do!
https://voca.ro/12GDZz9JlocW

I forgot to mention how thankful I am to Wanker Mag and their kindness in featuring me in their magazine. While I’m surprised the decided not to use the original cover design that they had me approve, I’m still honered to be wanking with them. But my agent will be reaching out to find out what was wrong with The Original Wanker Mag cover shot.
https://i.ibb.co/tzvP5pD/IMG-4028.jpg

Perfect speech and a perfect addition to the club of top Wankers. Welcomes you to the trophy holders gang

 

[jason28053]

Congratulations @Lmizzler ! I knew you had it in you

Apparently he’s constantly trying to get it out of him.

 

[Lmizzler]

I didn’t need any wrap it up music!!!

 

[Lmizzler]

Perfect speech and a perfect addition to the club of top Wankers. Welcomes you to the trophy holders gang

Do you have any words of wisdom as an esteemed previous winner?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I didn’t need any wrap it up music!!!

I swear I didn't start humming until after the 12th time you mentioned Ludicrous.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I swear I didn't start humming until after the 12th time you mentioned Ludicrous.

It’s okay Bogey you will win it the next time. I have utmost faith in you.

 

[Bry1313]

Do you have any words of wisdom as an esteemed previous winner?

Just treat the win with the respect the trophy deserves.

 

[Lmizzler]

I swear I didn't start humming until after the 12th time you mentioned Ludicrous.

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