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Kitty_so_frisky said:
As CEO of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC., I must inform you that according to the rest of our legal team, you are not entitled to sue @Indie or @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC, as outlined in your employment contract and NDA. You are, however, entitled to compensation in the form of additional years of membership dues in @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC. Failure to honor your employment contract and NDA will result in forfeiture of previously-obtained friendly boob, but and/or vag pics from @Indie and all officers and members of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC., as well as the resulting memories of the aforementioned pics. You will have your choice of 3 memory removal methods: unlicensed lobotomy, electro-shock therapy, or being repeatedly bonked on the head until you forget. As these pictures and memories are considered assets, the retrieval process will be performed by our CFO, @SalaciousMonkey22 . We await your decision at your earliest convenience.
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Kitty_so_frisky said:
As CEO of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC., I must inform you that according to the rest of our legal team, you are not entitled to sue @Indie or @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC, as outlined in your employment contract and NDA. You are, however, entitled to compensation in the form of additional years of membership dues in @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC. Failure to honor your employment contract and NDA will result in forfeiture of previously-obtained friendly boob, but and/or vag pics from @Indie and all officers and members of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC., as well as the resulting memories of the aforementioned pics. You will have your choice of 3 memory removal methods: unlicensed lobotomy, electro-shock therapy, or being repeatedly bonked on the head until you forget. As these pictures and memories are considered assets, the retrieval process will be performed by our CFO, @SalaciousMonkey22 . We await your decision at your earliest convenience.
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I can't breath. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I might have peed a little.
 
Kitty_so_frisky said:
As CEO of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC., I must inform you that according to the rest of our legal team, you are not entitled to sue @Indie or @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC, as outlined in your employment contract and NDA. You are, however, entitled to compensation in the form of additional years of membership dues in @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC. Failure to honor your employment contract and NDA will result in forfeiture of previously-obtained friendly boob, butt and/or vag pics from @Indie and all officers and members of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC., as well as the resulting memories of the aforementioned pics. You will have your choice of 3 memory removal methods: unlicensed lobotomy, electro-shock therapy, or being repeatedly bonked on the head until you forget. As these pictures and memories are considered assets, the retrieval process will be performed by our CFO, @SalaciousMonkey22 . We await your decision at your earliest convenience.
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I'm sorry but @SalaciousMonkey22 didn't pass the background check and your sloppy hiring practices and habit of putting your 51 daily orgasms ahead of company business has resulted in a no confidence vote from the board and you will be removed immediately.
 
Indie said:
"It's adorable" 💕
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It IS adorable! 🥰

Mr_bogey said:
We can maybe settle out of court. Be in my office in an hour and let's see if we can hammer a deal out. 😇
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Sir, as a lawyer for @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC., you do not summon the deity to your office. Please see @Wand3rlust for proper supplication methods. I believe the first step is kneeling.

LadyLascivious1 said:
I formally request additional words to explain this unfriendly vag situation.
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It’s not easy to take selfies of internal fixtures, especially when boobs get in the way 🤣
 
Mr_bogey said:
I'm sorry but @SalaciousMonkey22 didn't pass the background check and your sloppy hiring practices and habit of putting your 51 daily orgasms ahead of company business has resulted in a no confidence vote from the board and you will be removed immediately.
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Statement from @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC:

@Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC is investigating the concerns regarding @SalaciousMonkey22 ’s background check and working to resolve them to everyone’s satisfaction. We have full confidence in our CFO, CEO, and all board members. Furthermore, one of the core beliefs of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC is in the holy sacrament of the orgasm. We could not ask for a more dedicated CEO.
 
Kitty_so_frisky said:
As CEO of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC., I must inform you that according to the rest of our legal team, you are not entitled to sue @Indie or @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC, as outlined in your employment contract and NDA. You are, however, entitled to compensation in the form of additional years of membership dues in @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC. Failure to honor your employment contract and NDA will result in forfeiture of previously-obtained friendly boob, butt and/or vag pics from @Indie and all officers and members of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC., as well as the resulting memories of the aforementioned pics. You will have your choice of 3 memory removal methods: unlicensed lobotomy, electro-shock therapy, or being repeatedly bonked on the head until you forget. As these pictures and memories are considered assets, the retrieval process will be performed by our CFO, @SalaciousMonkey22 . We await your decision at your earliest convenience.
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This is brilliant! But, point of order. I believe very strongly that this cult should be matriarchal. In the even that @Wand3rlust does not wish to assume the role of CFO I will but only on an interim basis until a more suitable candidate can be found and vetted.
 
SalaciousMonkey22 said:
This is brilliant! But, point of order. I believe very strongly that this totally-not-a-cult should be matriarchal. In the even that @Wand3rlust does not wish to assume the role of CFO I will but only on an interim basis until a more suitable candidate can be found and vetted.
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FIFY, and I will accept your pre-resignation, pending the appointment of a permanent CFO, at which time, you take over the role of Lead Accountant and Consultant of TheologIcal History of Dinosaurs As They Pertain to @Indie ’s Diety. I believe @Wand3rlust has her *ahem* hands full with her vital role as Chief Member Services Officer, which encompasses thoroughly screening members, collecting dues, maintaining the quality of membership experience and retaining membership. As a rapidly-growing organization, there is just so much to do!
 
Kitty_so_frisky said:
FIFY, and I will accept your pre-resignation, pending the appointment of a permanent CFO, at which time, you take over the role of Lead Accountant and Consultant of TheologIcal History of Dinosaurs As They Pertain to @Indie ’s Diety. I believe @Wand3rlust has her *ahem* hands full with her vital role as Chief Member Services Officer, which encompasses thoroughly screening members, collecting dues, maintaining the quality of membership experience and retaining membership. As a rapidly-growing organization, there is just so much to do!
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Where is @morelikeasong in this hierarchy? Did negotiations for a combined organization fall through. I believe her added presence at the too as Chairwoman would allow her and @Indie to handle more of the onboarding directly, very crucial to assuring loyalty to the not-a-cult and freeing up @Wand3rlust for crucial CFO roles.
 
SalaciousMonkey22 said:
Where is @morelikeasong in this hierarchy? Did negotiations for a combined organization fall through. I believe her added presence at the too as Chairwoman would allow her and @Indie to handle more of the onboarding directly, very crucial to assuring loyalty to the not-a-cult and freeing up @Wand3rlust for crucial CFO roles.
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I believe she's busy starting her own cult with @Lord Pmann 🤭
 
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