Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

*insert Beast Growl here...

Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!!!

I said this earlier today to @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I take payment in boobs and friendly vagina.

On it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Anyone else feeling that mid-week slump? I'm ready for a weekend...or sex...or a new tattoo. Something anyway.

So have sex while getting a tattoo for two days until the weekend.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I take payment in boobs and friendly vagina.

All of us guys do!

Well at least the straight ones do...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

We’re about to be a lot closer then

No words.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

No words.

Your response was hilarious actually

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yeah, I'm leaning towards "urban myth" myself.

Not a myth. And just by talking about this, a new friendly vag appeared in my box.

️magic️

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Your response was hilarious actually

I adore you and your tiny vag.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I adore you and your tiny vag.

To match my tiny nipples apparently

 

[SherlockianMan]

So have sex while getting a tattoo for two days until the weekend.

I'm guessing sex during the tattoo would violate state health & safety codes. Hmm unless I can find a tattoo artist to have sex with to make things more copacetic

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My morning has been awful … how about the rest of you?

Should we send boobs?

Yes, as requested on her behalf yesterday.

Okay, but if I already posted my boobs yesterday, what’s the appropriate escalation of sympathetic pics? More friendly boobs? Friendly butt? (Fair warning, mine isn’t as cute as @Indie ’s) Friendly vag?

We’re about to be a lot closer then

Not a myth. And just by talking about this, a new friendly vag appeared in my box.

️magic️

Friendly boobs, butt and vag are welcome in my inbox too! Just sayin’

 

[HeavyBalls]

Good old Canadian content.

 

[Trubbycat]

Friendly boobs, butt and vag are welcome in my inbox too! Just sayin’

Are there such things as unfriendly boobs, butt and vag? I am intrigued.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

On it.

Stupid subscription goals.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Friendly boobs, butt and vag are welcome in my inbox too! Just sayin’

Same

 

[crazychemgirl]

Same

Same!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I take payment in boobs and friendly vagina.

Fucking capitalism…ruins everything. You took something friendly and pure and cheapened it!

Are there such things as unfriendly boobs, butt and vag? I am intrigued.

I’ve definitely seen unfriendly vag

 

[Mr_bogey]

No words.

I'm suing you for intentional infliction of emotional distress and a sprained thumb from clicking all those emojis that bore no fruit.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I just had a drink bigger than me. Careful what you wish for


Fair point. Now I’m curious. Has anyone (other than @Indie) ever asked this question?


Wait. Has there really been friendly vag exchanges? I kind of thought it was a Lit urban myth.

What do you say afterwards?

There is one way to find out.

I like your bush? Your landing strip is just the right balance of hygienic and adult? Where did you get that awesome tattoo, vagazzle, piercing?

To be clear, sexy vag pics I totally get. It’s the actual platonic version that stymies me.

I'm nice.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fucking capitalism…ruins everything. You took something friendly and pure and cheapened it!


I’ve definitely seen unfriendly vag

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[lavendersilk]

3 definitely looks like an IUD

*nods*

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm suing you for intentional infliction of emotional distress and a sprained thumb from clicking all those emojis that bore no fruit.

But... you're my lawyer!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What do you say afterwards?

"It's adorable"

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm suing you for intentional infliction of emotional distress and a sprained thumb from clicking all those emojis that bore no fruit.

As CEO of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC., I must inform you that according to the rest of our legal team, you are not entitled to sue @Indie or @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC, as outlined in your employment contract and NDA. You are, however, entitled to compensation in the form of additional years of membership dues in @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC. Failure to honor your employment contract and NDA will result in forfeiture of previously-obtained friendly boob, butt and/or vag pics from @Indie and all officers and members of @Indie Has A Cute Butt (Totally Not A Cult) LLC., as well as the resulting memories of the aforementioned pics. You will have your choice of 3 memory removal methods: unlicensed lobotomy, electro-shock therapy, or being repeatedly bonked on the head until you forget. As these pictures and memories are considered assets, the retrieval process will be performed by our CFO, @SalaciousMonkey22 . We await your decision at your earliest convenience.