Sex & Shenanigans

[LadyLascivious1]

Still waiting.

I just had a drink bigger than me. Careful what you wish for

Maybe they’re just shy about asking!

Fair point. Now I’m curious. Has anyone (other than @Indie) ever asked this question?

Wait, was anyone traumatized by my friendly vag? I don’t recall getting any complaints…

Wait. Has there really been friendly vag exchanges? I kind of thought it was a Lit urban myth.

What do you say afterwards? I like your bush? Your landing strip is just the right balance of hygienic and adult? Where did you get that awesome tattoo, vagazzle, piercing?

To be clear, sexy vag pics I totally get. It’s the actual platonic version that stymies me.

 

[BodieOhl]

Hiding it among 45 emojis and not even leaving it up?! That’s just eeevil!

Right?! It all happened during lunch break.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just had a drink bigger than me. Careful what you wish for


Fair point. Now I’m curious. Has anyone (other than @Indie) ever asked this question?


Wait. Has there really been friendly vag exchanges? I kind of thought it was a Lit urban myth.

What do you say afterwards? I like your bush? Your landing strip is just the right balance of hygienic and adult? Where did you get that awesome tattoo, vagazzle, piercing?

To be clear, sexy vag pics I totally get. It’s the actual platonic version that stymies me.

I love some friendly vagenga

 

[dawn_of_night]

Uhm….

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It was a bad joke... And only 7 letters so I'm not nerdy enough to be nerdy....

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just had a drink bigger than me. Careful what you wish for

How YOU doin

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

What do you say afterwards?

I think I sent lots of emojis and said “fucking hell” or something

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

The NDA covers this too.

Just for clarification. Have we got legal in place yet? I can't do everything....

@Mr_bogey will be representing us.

 

[SherlockianMan]

It's time for Sheganamaniacs,
And they're sexy to the max.
So just stop scrolling and relax.
You'll fap til you collapse.
We're Sheganamaniacs!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

How do I initiate a hostile takeover/coup de taut?

Off with his head!!!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Off with his head!!!

You like me too much for that, plus your butt is adorable.

 

[BrendaBear]

@Mr_bogey will be representing us.

Wait… he is going to be doing what to us?


Is it kinky? There isn’t any cheese involved right? I can’t have cheese…

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Come with me and we'll discuss...

(don't worry @Indie , I got this)

This is why I pay you the big orgasms.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I just had a drink bigger than me. Careful what you wish for


Fair point. Now I’m curious. Has anyone (other than @Indie) ever asked this question?


Wait. Has there really been friendly vag exchanges? I kind of thought it was a Lit urban myth.

What do you say afterwards? I like your bush? Your landing strip is just the right balance of hygienic and adult? Where did you get that awesome tattoo, vagazzle, piercing?

To be clear, sexy vag pics I totally get. It’s the actual platonic version that stymies me.

I've made a few of my closest girl friends this way.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've made a few of my closest girl friends this way.

Samesies

 

[HeavyBalls]

*gentleman mode engaged

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You like me too much for that, plus your butt is adorable.

Fine. But don't let me catch you planning an insurrection again. Bad beast. *spanks*

 

[Apisto42]

I just had a drink bigger than me. Careful what you wish for


Fair point. Now I’m curious. Has anyone (other than @Indie) ever asked this question?


Wait. Has there really been friendly vag exchanges? I kind of thought it was a Lit urban myth.

What do you say afterwards? I like your bush? Your landing strip is just the right balance of hygienic and adult? Where did you get that awesome tattoo, vagazzle, piercing?

To be clear, sexy vag pics I totally get. It’s the actual platonic version that stymies me.

I’ve had friendly vag show up. It’s similar to the “we’re friends, we fucked one night (multiple times over the course of a year), now we’re just friends again” thing.

If it happens to you, just say nice things.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What is something someone can say to you to immediately make you want to punch them in the face / balls / vagerina?

Umm…that person the other day who said the wrong side won WW2 definitely made me want to put their balls in 1 of those (Dash?) mini waffle presses

I am fascinated by what apps are active on your phone...

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1. Engagement Ring Discount App
2. gRindr App
3. Uterus/Vagina App
4. Period. App

3 definitely looks like an IUD

The cheese isn’t melty though does that make it weird

Unfinished, maybe, but not too weird

How do I initiate a hostile takeover/coup de taut?

1) Maybe start by learning to spell coup d’etat?
2) Really though, the only thing worth attempting would be a coup de grace. We are not ceding power that easily, and if you come for the Queens, you best not miss!
3) I said what I said

I just had a drink bigger than me. Careful what you wish for


Fair point. Now I’m curious. Has anyone (other than @Indie) ever asked this question?


Wait. Has there really been friendly vag exchanges? I kind of thought it was a Lit urban myth.

What do you say afterwards? I like your bush? Your landing strip is just the right balance of hygienic and adult? Where did you get that awesome tattoo, vagazzle, piercing?

To be clear, sexy vag pics I totally get. It’s the actual platonic version that stymies me.

They were just the right balance of complimentary without being creepy. We’re more civilized than those silly penis-havers

 

[SherlockianMan]

Anyone else feeling that mid-week slump? I'm ready for a weekend...or sex...or a new tattoo. Something anyway.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Fine. But don't let me catch you planning an insurrection again. Bad beast. *spanks*

*insert Beast Growl here...

Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

@Mr_bogey will be representing us.

I take payment in boobs and friendly vagina.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I've made a few of my closest girl friends this way.

We’re about to be a lot closer then

 

[HeavyBalls]

Umm…that person the other day who said the wrong side won WW2 definitely made me want to put their balls in 1 of those (Dash?) mini waffle presses




3 definitely looks like an IUD


Unfinished, maybe, but not too weird


1) Maybe start by learning to spell coup d’etat?
2) Really though, the only thing worth attempting would be a coup de grace. We are not ceding power that easily, and if you come for the Queens, you best not miss!
3) I said what I said


They were just the right balance of complimentary without being creepy. We’re more civilized than those silly penis-havers

Good fallen right into my trap, thinking I'm not a threat... Good cover for autocorrect.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

What do you say afterwards? I like your bush? Your landing strip is just the right balance of hygienic and adult?

If I ever say any of these things please kick me in the balls until I die from it.

Where did you get that awesome tattoo, vagazzle, piercing?

This I absolutely would say. I love me some ink and piercings.

To be clear, sexy vag pics I totally get. It’s the actual platonic version that stymies me.

Yeah, I'm leaning towards "urban myth" myself.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’ve had friendly vag show up. It’s similar to the “we’re friends, we fucked one night (multiple times over the course of a year), now we’re just friends again” thing.

If it happens to you, just say nice things.

If it’s someone I’ve done dirty, fun things with, no explanation needed.