Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fify.

I heard he can't even touch his ankles without bending his knees though

 

[Apisto42]

Are you going to work on it?


And are you gonna help her?

Always. Between the two of us it shouldn’t be a problem.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Even with my exhibitionist streak, I really don’t understand the concept of friendly vag. Almost everyone loves boobs, but I don’t think any of my platonic friends want to see my vag

Maybe they’re just shy about asking!

 

[Bry1313]

I heard he can't even touch his ankles without bending his knees though

But nobody has holes by their ankles, do they?

 

[BadAmy]

But nobody has holes by their ankles, do they?

Thank God. Who knows what weird shit you'd do.

 

[vagrantx]

But nobody has holes by their ankles, do they?

I mean... How adventurous are you?

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think I've found my cult.

Suck on it, @Lord Pmann

Of course!

Everyone, please contact @Wand3rlust for applications and to pay dues. I'm sure she will thoroughly vet you.

Now that we’ve gone public, I move that the rest of the high council appoint me CEO so we can continue spreading the gospel of @Indie ‘s cute butt

Aw. Don't panic. I'll be.... gentle..

I mean…you don’t have to be! Some might pay extra if you’re not

Thanks for feeding my praise kink

Wait that’s a thing? I just thought I was an attention whore?

You don’t have to fit in only 1 box
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I don't think it's that weird, but my wife looks at me side-eye every time I make myself a peanut butter and pickle sandwich.

As she should!

Though I do LOVE the pb&J burger from Tap and Barrel

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The Corvette Diner in San Diego has this PB & bacon variation:
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[Deleted member 1498366]

You don’t have to fit in only 1 box

you get me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You don’t have to fit in only 1 box

Shit, I’d be happy to fit into one box. Oh wait…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Grilled PB&J.

PB and bannana sammitch.

Apple sauce ontop of waffles with syrup.

I’ll see you and raise you a toasted PB, Nutella and banana sammich!
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OMG! This is the most perfect one line definition of a man I have ever seen.

I do love rainstorms though…they mean I can be as loud as I want

PB&J and sharp cheddar cheese. It’s a damn good combo.

And isn’t the correct term “squirty cheese”? Or is that only cream?

1) I tried PB & cheddar on toast once, at @Btq97 ’s recommendation. It was just okay. I generally like sweet & salty combinations, but the PB overpowered even sharp cheddar
2) It’s squirty cheese and skooshy cream

Kinky for the computer nerds…


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Why does this feel like it was designed specifically to make me forget my safe word?

I really cannot think of any. Although I'm sure I have some... I used to make chicken with teriyaki sauce and cheese. That was pretty odd but tasted good. I know someone who is convinced that no matter what beverage you dip an oreo in, it tastes the same. Milk, water, whiskey, soda, etc. I still have not tried it because I do not want to ruin oreos. (and no, CCG, I will not try it with spray cheese )

1) At around 10 years old, I was obsessed with dipping my Oreos in Hawaiian Punch
2) Squirty cheese!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll see you and raise you a toasted PB, Nutella and banana sammich!
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Mmmmmmmm I can replace the Nutella with honey. Both are good. Depends on the day.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fish!

Okay, but fish is bad to begin with

I detest stinky cheese. And velveeta. Like wtf.

Velveeta really isn’t cheese

And… if you were eating some cheese… would it be better if you put cheese on it?

Yes.

Oh yeah? Haggis. Go get em, tiger!!

Again, not good to begin with

Is there a cheese for sushi?

See above

Thats just ridiculously rich.

Amateur!

A donut?

A cheese danish is kind of a donut no?

Yup, sweet cheese fillings, cream cheese, mascarpone, cheesecake filling, etc

It’s all fun and “show me yours!” until someone actually gets a giant vag pic sent to them and is traumatized

Wait, was anyone traumatized by my friendly vag? I don’t recall getting any complaints…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mmmmmmmm I can replace the Nutella with honey. Both are good. Depends on the day.

Banana and Nutella
Banana and honey
Banana and peanut butter

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Banana and Nutella
Banana and honey
Banana and peanut butter

I’ve said before and I’ll say again, monkeys love their nanners.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve said before and I’ll say again, monkeys love their nanners.

So does my dog

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So does my dog

Dogs are kind and loyal and loving. This ain’t an insult

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dogs are kind and loyal and loving. This ain’t an insult

Wasn’t meant as one.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Wait, was anyone traumatized by my friendly vag? I don’t recall getting any complaints…

Definitely not traumatized. Speaking of still owe you a friendly vag

 

[crazychemgirl]

Definitely not traumatized. Speaking of still owe you a friendly vag

FRIENDLY VAG ALL AROUND

 

[dawn_of_night]

Grilled PB&J.

PB and bannana sammitch.

Apple sauce ontop of waffles with syrup.

Excuse me Sir.... Applesauce goes on biscuits with cinnamon sugar butter...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FRIENDLY VAG ALL AROUND

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[MindYaBitness]

you get me

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This is why we're friends & and you're in the friendly boob club!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m trying to think of all the things that cheese wouldn’t go well with

Hmmm

Papaya
Kiwi
Poundcake
Pineapple
Venison?

Uhm... All of those things would go with PHILADEPHIAcreamCHEESE

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m trying to think of all the things that cheese wouldn’t go well with

Hmmm

Papaya
Kiwi
Poundcake
Pineapple
Venison?

Wrong … cuz cheese is on pizza and so is pineapple

 

[dawn_of_night]

Cheese on fruit is... intriguing...

Pound cake and venison I bet would be good with cheese. Who doesn't love a cheese cake!

I do not like cheesecake.... But I will make you one