Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Pic or it didn't happen!

Fine

https://ibb.co/M99Pv7R


Coincidentally, this is also the finger I start off with. Seems to be the most ergonomic. Then I add the pointer finger.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fine

https://ibb.co/M99Pv7R


Coincidentally, this is also the finger I start off with. Seems to be the most ergonomic. Then I add the pointer finger.

This would have been a good time for a water joke with that dry looking hand.... but I'll resist.... but looks like you could use some lotion ma’am!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This would have been a good time forca water joke with that dry looking hand.... but I'll resist.... but looks like you could use some lotion ma’am!

That's my hand after I already put some on. I'm dry AF

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

That's my hand after I already put some on. I'm dry AF

Jeez you make this more and more difficult to not do any more seal jokes...View attachment 2319125

 

[Apisto42]

Fine

https://ibb.co/M99Pv7R


Coincidentally, this is also the finger I start off with. Seems to be the most ergonomic. Then I add the pointer finger.

That’s my favorite one.

 

[LupineOne]

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[hotwords229_A]

Fine

https://ibb.co/M99Pv7R


Coincidentally, this is also the finger I start off with. Seems to be the most ergonomic. Then I add the pointer finger.

That’s my favorite one.

You like when she uses her pointer finger or the middle one on you? I came in late.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That’s my favorite one.

That's the one I use for men

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Damnit you. Now I want mozzarella sticks dipped in marinara.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's the one I use for men

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[LupineOne]

Damnit you. Now I want mozzarella sticks dipped in marinara.

#sorrynotsorry #butdidyouranch

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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I thought you'd be more into it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

#sorrynotsorry #butdidyouranch

No. Just a painful longing for something I don't have.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I thought you'd be more into it

One way to find out.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

One way to find out.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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That sounds like some ranch @NRJLIVES4ever would want..

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Damnit you. Now I want mozzarella sticks dipped in marinara.

If you don't have marinara, you could use ketchup.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

That sounds like some ranch @NRJLIVES4ever would want..

I dunno, that's a pretty hardline stance against smoked marinara.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

If you don't have marinara, you could use ketchup.

Gross. I'm calling the cops.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I dunno, that's a pretty hardline stance against smoked marinara.

But nothing on 'trippin balls on some ranch'.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Gross. I'm calling the cops.

Cops don't have jurisdiction where I am!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

That's the one I use for men

I want to laugh but also...
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[Deleted member 6592667]

Cops don't have jurisdiction where I am!

Where do you live? Cuz I'm moving there.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Only cause you keep telling me no when I ask... I even found you the perfect ring already

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YES!

(On a completely unrelated side note: how many people is it appropriate to become engaged to on Lit in one week?)

That's my hand after I already put some on. I'm dry AF

Let me fix that.