I imagine chastising a hookup like a recalcitrant puppy, "look what you did! Look at the mess you made! Who's going to clean this up?"I personally am not a fan. Especially when the guy leaves and I'm left to clean up the mess. Least he can do is offer to help make the bed, asshat.
@Mr_bogey , is that you?
So, I would be glad to offer help to those that have had this kind of judgement.
Personally, I do love it when it happens, but I’m not disappointed when it doesn’t. The squirting I’ve provoked has been more of a sudden flood or gushing with a lot of volume, not a spraying the “majestic arch” you mentioned.
C all the way.
I keep meaning to research this. Bless you
And now I’m singing Blondie. Uggh brains are the worst.C all the way.
I wasn't tagged, but damn now I kinda want one too.
I always thought an hour was a quickie, I was highly misinformed year's ago, dangSheesh, you're insatiable
I get tired long before 30. Well, of course i can't really say what my max is... But that wasn't a quickie, it was a full hour of bliss. I have no idea how many I got, I lost count after a few
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
I have been listening to a lot of Dropkick Murphy's lately..
A woman of fine tastes, I see.I have been listening to a lot of Dropkick Murphy's lately..
I personally am not a fan. Especially when the guy leaves and I'm left to clean up the mess. Least he can do is offer to help make the bed, asshat.
Take your ID and credit card and buy it there
When I started reading this, I thought this was in response to Tig at first and was so confused about how this connected to packing.Back when I played in a band around the Reno/Lake Tahoe/Carson City area, we used to do the song “Talking In Your Sleep”. I think that is by The Romantics.
Anyway, one of the lines is “don’t you know you’re sleeping in a spot light”. The singer would often sing “don’t you know you’re sleeping in a wet spot”.
It was always fun to see how many people caught it in the audience.
I force myself to only pack +1 of anything otherwise I do this too. Actually I either do this or completely forget to pack underwear, bras, or socks.
At one point I started rolling everything up Marie Kondo style. I was able to fit tons of stuff in a smaller travel bag. Efficient AND sexy.
Does being clothed give you joy? Shouldnt you just trash all that and just pack yourself in your birthday suit if you follow Marie Kondo?At one point I started rolling everything up Marie Kondo style. I was able to fit tons of stuff in a smaller travel bag. Efficient AND sexy.
I do have cool tees, so somstimes yes.
I think I watched about 5 minutes of her something like 6 years ago. But yes. Nudity is awesome. Let's do this, baby. #nudityrocks #hoelife
while I would breeze through TSA, I don't want to scare the kids either
I am pretty sure there would be a collective male short circuiting occurring because as the guy’s jaws hit the floor, their johnsons would jump to life, and they would pass out from lack of blood to their brain.
I don't think it's worthwhile trying to hunt for a squirt specifically. Especially not the way you've been doing - if she feels like needing to pee, your probably putting too much pressure on her bladder...
This seems like an excellent description and way to handle it from my perspective. It's not something to hunt for specifically - you just make the circumstances favorable, and it may happen.
