Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Dude it will forever be kitty sauce!!

Right....
Sorry. NOTsorry.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Settle? For Haribo? They're the gold standard of gummies.
And the green ones are strawberry. The clear ones are pineapple.

To be fair, she wanted a different "type" of gummy.
She does, like I do, live in the Pacific Northwest where the gummies are a bit more "herbal" .

 

[dawn_of_night]

Both honey, both...do you have gummies?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They're strawberry!

What are you on about? Strawberries are red . There are rules in the world!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Settle? For Haribo? They're the gold standard of gummies.
And the green ones are strawberry. The clear ones are pineapple.

Indeed, but they don't contain any CBN or THC now, for they?

 

[dawn_of_night]

To be fair, she wanted a different "type" of gummy.
She does, like I do, live in the Pacific Northwest where the gummies are a bit more "herbal" .

Excuse me....I have a nuera and a go puff on the corner !
I just don't carry.....
I'll learn though.....
She's pretty.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Settle? For Haribo? They're the gold standard of gummies.
And the green ones are strawberry. The clear ones are pineapple.

Madness!

 

[MindYaBitness]

To be fair, she wanted a different "type" of gummy.
She does, like I do, live in the Pacific Northwest where the gummies are a bit more "herbal" .

Herbal, excellent choice of words

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Indeed, but they don't contain any CBN or THC now, for they?

No. Not a trace of Christian Broadcasting Network or The History Channel.
So much the better.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Herbal, excellent choice of words

Is juniper a herb? Hmmm no, I think it’s a bush? Nvm

 

[Azuldrgon]

Everyone has been having a rough week.
I can tell.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is juniper a herb? Hmmm no, I think it’s a bush? Nvm

No bush in my gummies thanks....
I like that slit smooth ....

 

[BrendaBear]

No. Not a trace of Christian Broadcasting Network or The History Channel.
So much the better.

So, no f-ing christian history! Got it!



I love your interpretation.

 

[Bebode]

No bush in my gummies thanks....
I like that slit smooth ....

As it should be!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No bush in my gummies thanks....
I like that slit smooth ....

Prude.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Prude.

Lol. I said slit not pole.... Not sure why you're worried....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Shit, sorry. Totally misread that.

 

[Bebode]

Lol. I said slit not pole.... Not sure why you're worried....

How long before it starts itching? Coz when get fancy and do a little manscaping it’s like 1 day and I look like a fucking pervert scratching my crotch

 

[dawn_of_night]

Prude.

As long as your pole touches all the sides and can get most of the way back my throat....
You can leave the roughage to a mild grasslands safari....

 

[dawn_of_night]

How long before it starts itching? Coz when get fancy and do a little manscaping it’s like 1 day and I look like a fucking pervert scratching my crotch

Maybe your doing it wrong????

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As long as your pole touches all the sides and can get most of the way back my throat....
You can leave the roughage to a mild grasslands safari....

Similes rule

 

[SherlockianMan]

I got lost in a podcast and came back to itchy crotches...it's been a weird night on here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I got lost in a podcast and came back to itchy crotches...it's been a weird night on here.

What podcast?

 

[SherlockianMan]

What podcast?

Knowledge Fight

 

[Bebode]

Maybe your doing it wrong????

That’s very likely