Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

As a Coke fan I take umbrage to Pepsi references.

Coke & a Star Trek fan? You, sir, make excellent life choices

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A monkey Rex?

If you only knew.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Coke & a StarcTrek fan? You, sir, make excellent life choices

Pepsi > Coke

 

[MindYaBitness]

If you only knew.

Is your tail as disproportionately large compared to your arms?

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

So, a T Sex. Got it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

If this is a simulation the aliens or machines that are orchestrating it are cruel masters indeed

 

[lavendersilk]

Pepsi > Coke

Hmmm, since you are Canadian I'll let that one pass...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is your tail as disproportionately large compared to your arms?

Compared to everything. The doctors at my birth were very concerned. So many questions for my poor mom

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmmm, since you are Canadian I'll let that one pass...

That gets me out of so many offences you have no idea.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Compared to everything. The doctors at my birth were very concerned. So many questions for my poor mom

Please, tell me itcwas c-section

 

[crazychemgirl]

Compared to everything. The doctors at my birth were very concerned. So many questions for my poor mom

I need photos for proof …. Otherwise I’m gonna call you Monkey Rex forever and ever.

 

[BrendaBear]

I need photos for proof …. Otherwise I’m gonna call you Monkey Rex forever and ever.

Does he not realize you probably will anyway?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I need photos for proof …. Otherwise I’m gonna call you Monkey Rex forever and ever.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/xT0GqvldfExtHsjGwg/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7gs08uzzefykexc8vpc70vf1x8d17bezls7jlh76e&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I need photos for proof …. Otherwise I’m gonna call you Monkey Rex forever and ever.

Man I love a good slow pitch over the middle.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Damnit.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Pepsi > Coke

Lies.

 

[BrendaBear]

Leave it to @Trubbycat to start a holy soda war.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Leave it to @Trubbycat to start a holy soda war.

I think it’s just me against the world

 

[lavendersilk]

Lies.

Just another reason to you.

Disclaimer: lavendersilk is a spokesperson for Coca-Cola and all Coke related products

 

[Trubbycat]

Leave it to @Trubbycat to start a holy soda war.

Allow me to invoke RC Cola for more blasphemy!

 

[lavendersilk]

Allow me to invoke RC Cola for more blasphemy!

Next you'll say Diet Rite is superior to Coke Zero.

 

[BrendaBear]

I think it’s just me against the world

I always think it is just me against the world.

Now please excuse me a moment while I go get another of these out of my fridge…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Sou5uO6NjAgAAAAd/pepsi-soda.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

Allow me to invoke RC Cola for more blasphemy!

I remember liking RC Cola… but haven’t had it in what, 40 years? I don’t know.. been a while.

 

[lavendersilk]

I remember liking RC Cola… but haven’t had it in what, 40 years? I don’t know.. been a while.

All jokes aside, I just bought a 16oz. can of RC for my Dad because it is his fave.

 

[BrendaBear]

All jokes aside, I just bought a 16oz. can of RC for my Dad because it is his fave.

I wasn’t sure if it still existed. Glad to hear it does.