Cock Talk

[Lmizzler]

Do guys ever hurt themselves because of sitting down too quickly and squishing their testicles?

Not exactly your question but totally thought of you when I saw this.

https://imgur.com/a/U7fq7pC

 

[hotwords229_A]

COCK TALK POP QUIZ:

A witch places a lifelong curse on you, you can only
1. Give or receive anal
2. Give or receive oral
3. Have vaginal sex

But she’s a nice witch and gives you the choice.

Which do you choose?

 

[oxbowguy]

Going with 3 and lamenting my curse for the rest of time.

 

[morelikeasong]

COCK TALK POP QUIZ:

A witch places a lifelong curse on you, you can only
1. Give or receive anal
2. Give or receive oral
3. Have vaginal sex

But she’s a nice witch and gives you the choice.

Which do you choose?

#3, definitely!

ETA- if you choose #2, can you still have penetration with a dildo during the oral?

 

[MindYaBitness]

COCK TALK POP QUIZ:

A witch places a lifelong curse on you, you can only
1. Give or receive anal
2. Give or receive oral
3. Have vaginal sex

But she’s a nice witch and gives you the choice.

Which do you choose?

So that's what happened, a witch cursed my SO? Do you know this witch personally? Like, could you get me a meeting with her?

I'm going with #3.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I think most of us are going with #3

 

[Swuchroo]

Definitely #1. Keeping my options with women and male tops.

 

[Cogan]

COCK TALK POP QUIZ:

A witch places a lifelong curse on you, you can only
1. Give or receive anal
2. Give or receive oral
3. Have vaginal sex

But she’s a nice witch and gives you the choice.

Which do you choose?

3 for sure.

(I wonder what I did to deserve a curse like this?)

 

[Lmizzler]

COCK TALK POP QUIZ:

A witch places a lifelong curse on you, you can only
1. Give or receive anal
2. Give or receive oral
3. Have vaginal sex

But she’s a nice witch and gives you the choice.

Which do you choose?

I’m a #3 for this choice.
Mostly cause it says the word “or”.

So I can’t give and receive oral, it has to be one or the other?!?! But if it’s specifically referring to cock, then it makes more sense.

I’m just sticking with Old Faithful #3
https://media1.giphy.com/media/ettrxu9AIz9TtU9KJn/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ge9g2o48obgjf5ahi294141n3782qx1cqq2mtwbu&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SassySheDevil]

COCK TALK POP QUIZ:

A witch places a lifelong curse on you, you can only
1. Give or receive anal
2. Give or receive oral
3. Have vaginal sex

But she’s a nice witch and gives you the choice.

Which do you choose?

Vaginal sex.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I go with #3, but I sure would miss giving and receiving #2.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What did I do/ get to get such a horrible curse? It mustve been something really fantastic so I need to know...

Id pick #2 but only if it's giving and receiving. Because a dildo feels more like a dick than any toy feels like a tongue.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m a #3 for this choice.
Mostly cause it says the word “or”.

So I can’t give and receive oral, it has to be one or the other?!?! But if it’s specifically referring to cock, then it makes more sense.

I’m just sticking with Old Faithful #3
https://media1.giphy.com/media/ettrxu9AIz9TtU9KJn/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ge9g2o48obgjf5ahi294141n3782qx1cqq2mtwbu&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I'm all for euphemisms, but if a guy referred to my vagina as Old Faithful, his dick would be immediately labeled as Death Valley, because that's how dry his dick would forever be
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM29seW1jczE0N3FhMHp0YzZuem1xbzdmNnc1dDVwNHJrZGVoaTAwaSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xTiTnr1wIGwkajGyVa/giphy.gif

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yes, I should have specified giving OR receiving means both.

 

[hotwords229_A]

#3, definitely!

ETA- if you choose #2, can you still have penetration with a dildo during the oral?

As with all curses, loopholes apply.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm all for euphemisms, but if a guy referred to my vagina as Old Faithful, his dick would be immediately labeled as Death Valley, because that's how dry his dick would forever be
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM29seW1jczE0N3FhMHp0YzZuem1xbzdmNnc1dDVwNHJrZGVoaTAwaSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xTiTnr1wIGwkajGyVa/giphy.gif

At least it will be a hot dick

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m a little surprised how fast everyone answered.

I get that vaginal seems to be the obvious answer, but you guys threw oral out the door without any love at all!

Honestly, I went back and forth on this so many times I think the witch got tired of waiting and cursed me with permanent masturbation.

Oh well, at least it’s with someone I love.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m a little surprised how fast everyone answered.

I get that vaginal seems to be the obvious answer, but you guys threw oral out the door without any love at all!

Honestly, I went back and forth on this so many times I think the witch got tired of waiting and cursed me with permanent masturbation.

Oh well, at least it’s with someone I love.

Pretty sure everyone so ‘or’ and understood that to be exclusionary language.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Pretty sure everyone so ‘or’ and understood that to be exclusionary language.

Someday I’ll learn proper English.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Someday I’ll learn proper English.

Why start now? It's English, the landfill of languages. Make up your own words, eventually they'll be absorbed I to the common vernacular.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

COCK TALK POP QUIZ:

A witch places a lifelong curse on you, you can only
1. Give or receive anal
2. Give or receive oral
3. Have vaginal sex

But she’s a nice witch and gives you the choice.

Which do you choose?

3. I think.

 

[LizVegas79]

Yeah, I have one. Once upon a time I had a really nice top. It was pink and it had yellow daisies on the front. I really liked that top. It was one of my favorites. One day, while I was pouring juice in a baby bottle, I spilled some on my favorite top. I freaked out. So I quickly filled the kitchen sink with hot, soapy water and soaked it for like an hour. Then, without thinking, I put it in the dryer... not realizing the danger I put it in. About a half later I took it out of the dryer and the first thing I noticed was....

My favorite top had shrunk!

The End.

I'm so sorry, JJ. That's the saddest favorite top story I've heard in a long time! I'm guessing it probably became your bf's favorite top though right? There's always a happy ending if you look for it. (especially around here lol)

The only time shrinkage is a good thing is when you find a cute top that's cut too big for you in certain places. That happens to me a lot and when it does I'm a big fan of the effect a dryer can have on cotton.

 

[LizVegas79]

COCK TALK POP QUIZ:

A witch places a lifelong curse on you, you can only
1. Give or receive anal
2. Give or receive oral
3. Have vaginal sex

But she’s a nice witch and gives you the choice.

Which do you choose?

Nice witches are the best. #3 please. Thank you.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

COCK TALK POP QUIZ:

A witch places a lifelong curse on you, you can only
1. Give or receive anal
2. Give or receive oral
3. Have vaginal sex

But she’s a nice witch and gives you the choice.

Which do you choose?

I'm going with #3, too.
Even if the dick is bad, sometimes it's nice to have the excuse to have the weight of someone else on me for a little bit.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

COCK TALK POP QUIZ:

A witch places a lifelong curse on you, you can only
1. Give or receive anal
2. Give or receive oral
3. Have vaginal sex

But she’s a nice witch and gives you the choice.

Which do you choose?

#2 because I can’t cum from #1 or #3.
AND I love giving blowjobs