Cock Talk

I tried, but I love them too much! I just change my sheets 2-3 times a week. Look at this face, how could you not snuggle her! 🐶
Is she a Weimaraner? I had one when I was a kid and couldn’t have had a better buddy to grow up with!

Dogs in bed is gross, but they’re too damn cuddly not to have in bed!
 
I tried, but I love them too much! I just change my sheets 2-3 times a week. Look at this face, how could you not snuggle her! 🐶
You? Couldn’t resist. The dog? Easily.

I’m sorry!! I’m just not a pet person. I know this makes me a pariah in todays society.
I don’t hate them but I definitely don’t want them in bed with me.

Also I’m allergic. But I developed the opinion before the allergy šŸ˜‚
 
Is it safe to say that things like ear nuzzling, light touches, ball sucking, nipple sucking, licking parts, etc. are perfectly fine in light, quick flashes, but become an issue when it is the focus of the giver?
Better to do a little of everything than a lot of anything?
I think its safe to say everyone is different and you really have to learn your partner. No one thing works for everyone.
But I'm also a fan of warming up. Start slow. Softer. Then you can get more aggressive. When my husband goes straight for my nipples and pinching them and being a little more brutal, that is such a quick turn off to me. Warm me up a little bit.
 
You? Couldn’t resist. The dog? Easily.

I’m sorry!! I’m just not a pet person. I know this makes me a pariah in todays society.
I don’t hate them but I definitely don’t want them in bed with me.

Also I’m allergic. But I developed the opinion before the allergy šŸ˜‚
It’s ok, I understand, and you have big boobs, so all is forgiven šŸ˜‚
 
You? Couldn’t resist. The dog? Easily.

I’m sorry!! I’m just not a pet person. I know this makes me a pariah in todays society.
I don’t hate them but I definitely don’t want them in bed with me.

Also I’m allergic. But I developed the opinion before the allergy šŸ˜‚
I'm a pet person. I like other peoples pets and am glad they have them.
I don't have one because I am too selfish. I don't think it would be fair to the critter. When we go somewhere I just want to go. Not beg someone to take care of my dog.
We have one. So I have to do all these things. Now that is is getting some age there is pills you have to trick him into twice a day. So hard to ask someone to look out for him or expensive to board.
Getting ll the love we can. And he does not sleep in the bed. He tends to sleep on me if I am idle on the couch.
 
You? Couldn’t resist. The dog? Easily.

I’m sorry!! I’m just not a pet person. I know this makes me a pariah in todays society.
I don’t hate them but I definitely don’t want them in bed with me.

Also I’m allergic. But I developed the opinion before the allergy šŸ˜‚
LOL, um...*kicks pup off bed & makes room for MLAS*

I get that. I grew up with hunting dogs, and I've always loved animals. Plus, once upon a time, because of my SO's job, some very bad people found out where we lived and were posting bad guys outside our house. From that point on my big dog was on the foot of my bed every night my husband was gone!
 
I think its safe to say everyone is different and you really have to learn your partner. No one thing works for everyone.
But I'm also a fan of warming up. Start slow. Softer. Then you can get more aggressive. When my husband goes straight for my nipples and pinching them and being a little more brutal, that is such a quick turn off to me. Warm me up a little bit.
I'm a guy and right there with you. Sensuality is important. I hate it when she just goes for it. Like she didn't know I wanted to feel loved. Even if I am a tool....
 
Is it truly impossible for guys to urinate while fully erect?
no, you can make it drip then squirt out , while still hard, it goes a way quickly, though. It may hurt a little as you try and make yourself urinate during intercoarse. I love the sexy feel on my dick after a woman or man tinkles on me during sex.
 
Is it truly impossible for guys to urinate while fully erect?

Nope. I often wake up fully erect purely because I need to pee. It just means I have to sit down and lean forward to make sure it all goes in the bowl. šŸ˜‚

Other than that, for me, it's really no different from urinating when not erect.
 
Nope. I often wake up fully erect purely because I need to pee. It just means I have to sit down and lean forward to make sure it all goes in the bowl. šŸ˜‚

Other than that, for me, it's really no different from urinating when not erect.
Good way to find out how cold the water is, too. 🄶
 
no, you can make it drip then squirt out , while still hard, it goes a way quickly, though.
That is how it happens for me. I don't think it hurts. It does make sex difficult. Even though the warm pee gets all over your balls and feels good running down and dripping off your taint, most women are not interested in your dirty dick after that.
I've never tried to pee during sex. And only one girlfriend peed on me. I wanted to see her pee. Later she held me while I did. Liked the handle. I flirted with the idea I could pee on her. One cool rainy sexual Saturday she led me to the bath tub and did it. We took a shower together after that. Enjoyed how it felt naughty peeing in the shower with her in it. Was almost difficult to let it go and I was only semi erect.
 
Do guys ever hurt themselves because of sitting down too quickly and squishing their testicles?
I haven't had that happen yet. But when visiting my sisters house the camodes were older and I could sit down and teabag them into the cold water in the bowl. One time I took my girlfriend she made the shallow water line discovery reaching down for a wipe. I never stuck my hand in it or dipped in used water. hahaha
 
Do guys ever hurt themselves because of sitting down too quickly and squishing their testicles?
Hard to explain but this happened the other day while I was laying on my side on the couch and quickly shifted my body, only for my balls to hit first. It didn't hurt but it did make me go, "Oh, that oddly was a close one."
 
Do guys ever hurt themselves because of sitting down too quickly and squishing their testicles?
Yes. This happened more often when I lived in Florida (heat=bigger balls). It kind of depends where your balls are, the angle of danglation, the type of underwear (if any), and the angle of sitting.

It’s not like an actual injury as much as . . . hmmm . . . sitting on your balls!

I can’t think of a similar feeling to compare it with, but it is not advised. 🤣
 
So my sister tells me that lying on your back in the bed with your head falling off the edge of the mattress is the angle everyone should try before giving up on head.

Has anyone actually tried that?

I have never been 100% in but it does seem that this position allows a woman to take more. And her breasts are on display for me.
 
Brief follow up:
IMO this position is more of a face-fuck than a blowjob. I don’t have much control over movement from that angle so it’s up to the man to control pace/depth. That being said, it’s something that takes more trust and communication with your partner and and have a plan for how you will indicate if you need a break or to ease up.

Always tell the woman she can tap out with a hand on the man's torso or arms
 
I'm sure you'll be ok. I am 99% sure the 10 inches is open to interpretation.
There are two ways to think of it..
1-men are always exaggerating their size
2-women don't know what inches really look like because we are used to being lied to about them. 🤣

I never exaggerate, what's the point? She's going to find out anyways.
 
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