What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[~Elizabeth~]

An air of a snobbish bitch.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing a victorian corset.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I am not wearing a double-breasted dress coats of fine wool and light-coloured waistcoats over white linen shirt.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing a fembot superhero corset.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an Egyptian pharaoh’s mask.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing a divamp goddess bolero stand up collar. @ €566 it's a little steep.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a divamp goddess bolero stand up collar. @ €566 it's a little steep.

Oooh! That looks so cool!!! I hope you buy one… I promise I won’t steal it!
I am not saying I won’t borrow it…

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a cute denim skirt that is too short.
it may be that it is too cold out this morning for such shenanigans.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a cute denim skirt that is too short.
it may be that it is too cold out this morning for such shenanigans.

When wearing a cute denim skirt that is too short, it is considered common courtesy to shave one’s nether regions and eschew underwear. Proper grooming is essential.

 

[BrendaBear]

When wearing a cute denim skirt that is too short, it is considered common courtesy to shave one’s nether regions and eschew underwear. Proper grooming is essential.

I will have you know, dear Kitty, I always shave my nether regions and as for underwear? That totally depends on my mood at the moment. Which may change at any time, and for any reason.

 

[Biggalute]

I am not wearing a surgical truss

 

[Trubbycat]

I will have you know, dear Kitty, I always shave my nether regions and as for underwear? That totally depends on my mood at the moment. Which may change at any time, and for any reason.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing Brenda's too short denim skirt but my nether region is shaved

 

[JerseyJade]

An ankle bracelet.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a glow in the dark thong

 

[RaineDrops]

I am not wearing a smock dress

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a leather X-Men suit with internal butt plug.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leather X-Men suit with internal butt plug.

Well, get one with a remote controlled, vibrating butt plug, give me the remote, then go get dressed!

Not wearing my mild mannered everyday clothes…

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well, get one with a remote controlled, vibrating butt plug, give me the remote, then go get dressed!

Not wearing my mild mannered everyday clothes…

so you are wearing your super tights then?

 

[Stillstiff]

Socks

 

[BrendaBear]

so you are wearing your super tights then?

Well, I wasn’t, uh am not. But, now that you mention it…

 

[mnbreastluver]

A Cupid Outfit

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well, I wasn’t, uh am not. But, now that you mention it…

happy to be of assistance

 

[BrendaBear]

happy to be of assistance

Really? You usually assist me taking tights off…

 

[hotoldrguy]

Really? You usually assist me taking tights off…

Happy to do that too