Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

No it’s a story … not a thread.

It may not be college… she wears a skirt that is too short and then gets embarrassed because it blows up and exposes her panties … and a female teacher spanks her… then she gets fingered by a classmate… then ends up blowing him later on.

Ok, see, now you’ve been withholding information. You can’t just let new keywords pop up every time you retell the premise.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok, see, now you’ve been withholding information. You can’t just let new keywords pop up every time you retell the premise.

I gave the basics in the first post.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’ve had good pancakes at IHOP

back in the day, the greasy spoons used to have griddle cakes which were huge thick pancakes. Loved them!

 

[PassionatePanther]

Do you lot have pancake day in the US and Canadia and wherever else you lot are

Are you eating pancakes?

We do have Pancake Tuesday aka Shrove Tuesday. The next day is Ash Wednesday which is when lent starts. 40-something days later it’s Easter. (I went to catholic school )

 

[crazychemgirl]

We do have Pancake Tuesday aka Shrove Tuesday. The next day is Ash Wednesday which is when lent starts. 40-something days later it’s Easter. (I went to catholic school )

I would eat pancakes off your naked body

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yeah we forgot the shrove bit. We just focus on the pancakes now

 

[PassionatePanther]

Yeah we forgot the shrove bit. We just focus on the pancakes now

Obviously the most important part!

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[__Nathan1968]

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[PassionatePanther]

I would eat pancakes off your naked body

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[peekingone]

I would eat pancakes off your naked body

With syrup drizzled on them

 

[Bry1313]

I would eat pancakes off your naked body

Are you talking to yourself again?

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah we forgot the shrove bit. We just focus on the pancakes now

What the hell is a shrove?

 

[Wand3rlust]

What the hell is a shrove?

The expression "Shrove Tuesday" comes from the word shrive, meaning "absolve". National Geographic reports 'the name comes from the old word 'shriving', which means to listen to someone's sins and forgive them." " Christians would go to church on Shrove Tuesday to confess their sins and clean their soul.

 

[BrendaBear]

What the hell is a shrove?

It’s like a stove, but you shove your food in, really hard?
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[lavendersilk]

Question for the masses…

When you masturbate at home alone … how many times do you orgasm?

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[Bry1313]

The expression "Shrove Tuesday" comes from the word shrive, meaning "absolve". National Geographic reports 'the name comes from the old word 'shriving', which means to listen to someone's sins and forgive them." " Christians would go to church on Shrove Tuesday to confess their sins and clean their soul.

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Sorry, oddly religion got boring again

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Hahaha wonderful throwback

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Sorry, oddly religion got boring again

Like I said. We fucked that bit off and just eat the pancakes

 

[PassionatePanther]

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Sorry, oddly religion got boring again

That’s why the focus should be on pancakes and not shriving

 

[Bry1313]

That’s why the focus should be on pancakes and not shriving

So focused on pancakes right now, thinks my dinner plans should change

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Like I said. We fucked that bit off and just eat the pancakes

That's what I'm doing. Fat Tuesday! And also maybe Wednesday!

 

[BrendaBear]

That’s why the focus should be on pancakes and not shiving

When you say it like that, it sounds like prisoners knifing each other.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Question for the masses…

When you masturbate at home alone … how many times do you orgasm?

Depends how long I have. Usually one or two per session, but if I have a whole day to myself with no plans I lose count.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I have some pancakes that I froze last weekend. If nothing else I’m having one with maple syrup for dessert tonight.