Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I’m gonna attach some Valentines you can send to your sexy partner … thank me later.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Now I need to make a trip to the USA to go to Taco Bell

https://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiasantos/taco-bell-new-menu-items-2024

Those cheesy street chalupas are SO GOOD. My Taco Bell is a test location for new menu options.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Question for the masses…

When you masturbate at home alone … how many times do you orgasm?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Those cheesy street chalupas are SO GOOD. My Taco Bell is a test location for new menu options.

Have I told you today that I hate you?

 

[BrendaBear]

Have I told you today that I hate you?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/8O3zi7hrYiAAAAAd/spread-the-love-around-be-caring.gif

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Have I told you today that I hate you?

Not yet but now you’re off the list of recipients.

And also you excuse you with that question. I feel attacked.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Question for the masses…

When you masturbate at home alone … how many times do you orgasm?

Once. Sometimes two in a row.

Those cheesy street chalupas are SO GOOD. My Taco Bell is a test location for new menu options.

I'll be right over.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not yet but now you’re off the list of recipients.

And also you excuse you with that question. I feel attacked.

Hey!!!

I’ll forgive you if you add me back

 

[hotoldrguy]

I love Melissa!!!!
That made me laugh so hard this morning!

And… wasn’t that Biff?

Loved this movie. And YES it is Biff! LOL

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Hey!!!

I’ll forgive you if you add me back

Technically you never said you wanted on the list

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Question for the masses…

When you masturbate at home alone … how many times do you orgasm?

Since inquiring minds want to know… usually if I have the house to myself it’s probably 10+ I kinda lose count. But I’d say today was 10-15 between 3 sessions.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m gonna attach some Valentines you can send to your sexy partner … thank me later.

Everything but My Bloody Valentine?

Question for the masses…

When you masturbate at home alone … how many times do you orgasm?

What kind of a psychopath masturbates at home?
That’s where you eat!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Technically you never said you wanted on the list

Whoa, plot twist. How is this going to turn out?

Since inquiring minds want to know… usually if I have the house to myself it’s probably 10+ I kinda lose count. But I’d say today was 10-15 between 3 sessions.

You are magic

 

[Bry1313]

Question for the masses…

When you masturbate at home alone … how many times do you orgasm?

Define alone…..also men have a single shooter, so I’d make a snack in between if I went for more than one.

 

[Bry1313]

Technically you never said you wanted on the list

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[Deleted member 1498366]

Define alone…..also men have a single shooter, so I’d make a snack in between if I went for more than one.

Snacks are important for stamina

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Snacks are important for stamina

Thank you. I like to think I'm important. And hopefully good for stamina.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Now I need to make a trip to the USA to go to Taco Bell

https://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiasantos/taco-bell-new-menu-items-2024

Now I know what to add to my meal plan...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Question for the masses…

When you masturbate at home alone … how many times do you orgasm?

Ideally at least 3 times, because the 2nd and 3rd ones are the best.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Question for the masses…

When you masturbate at home alone … how many times do you orgasm?

Typically once, ideally with a lot of edging beforehand. If the house is mine for the weekend, maybe 4-5 times in a day?

 

[Bry1313]

Now I know what to add to my meal plan...

Wanna make a run for the border together?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am usually good for a 2 hour edging and one big blast at the end

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Wanna make a run for the border together?

Would you call this a lunch date?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Define alone…..also men have a single shooter, so I’d make a snack in between if I went for more than one.

Nothing better than a between-wank-snack.