Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

Ok, everyone, even by y’all’s standards tonight’s shenanigans exceeded expectations. Bravo.

 

[Mr_bogey]

And by the end of the night…

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I was hoping this would be "goatse" pumpkin but close enough.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I go away for a couple of hours and I miss outright GEMS by @Azuldrgon @Lord Pmann @BrendaD and that’s just all I can remember. I am never leaving this place ever again.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I need to know exactly how one goes about fucking a pumpkin.

When you see the right one you just know.

I mean, do you pop a hole in the top, bottom, side? Do you hollow it out? Warm it up?

Yes.

And what kind of messed cretin looks at a gourd and thinks to themselves, "ya, I should fuck that"

It’s a well known fact that all pumpkins are whores. What else would you do with a whore?

 

[MindYaBitness]

When you see the right one you just know.

This is a particularly specific type Sitophelia. Tell me, is this attraction just to pumpkins, gourds in general, or just orange gourds?

Yes.

Ah, so this is a multi use toy? So, do you just get out a hole saw and drill a new hole when the mood strikes? How close together can the holes be without compromising the structural integrity of the pumpkin? You would want a roof collapse mid pound, ya know?

It’s a well known fact that all pumpkins are whores. What else would you do with a whore?

#NotAllPumpkins

 

[__Nathan1968]

The pumpkin discussion got me to thinking about Rule 34, and the very real likelihood that somewhere there is porn of a circle jerk of men gang banging a giant pumpkin. While it ain’t my kink I thought I’d cap off the pumpkin talk by posting a pumpkin fucking gif. I found them, and thought better of it. Do your own research.

 

[Lmizzler]

Anytime I’ve peeked in this room the past 2 days….this is what I’ve seen!
https://media2.giphy.com/media/1hMhlrWWfXU77iYnBB/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952helvf49y2delof2q238i5pq51rvis23m8334md0s&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Nicefella]

I need to know exactly how one goes about fucking a pumpkin. I mean, do you pop a hole in the top, bottom, side? Do you hollow it out? Warm it up? And what kind of messed cretin looks at a gourd and thinks to themselves, "ya, I should fuck that"

Says the girl who has never been to the clink before.

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[lavendersilk]

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Honestly, if my neighbor brought these we would be fast friends. These look delicious.

The attention to detail! Also, just the fact that they brought food...

 

[__Nathan1968]

Honestly, if my neighbor brought these we would be fast friends. These look delicious.

The attention to detail! Also, just the fact that they brought food...

I find it slightly alarming that all of the penises are uncut, but half of the testicles ARE cut. Fire the moyel, I think he’s drunk.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

This thread is amazing when it goes absolutely apeshit.

Also hi everybody

 

[BrendaBear]

This thread is amazing when it goes absolutely apeshit.

Yeah!!!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Qjzn2f-rtdoAAAAC/thats-awesome.gif

 

[__Nathan1968]

This thread is amazing when it goes absolutely apeshit.

Also hi everybody

Usually happens the minute I step away.

 

[BrendaBear]

My tunes box just informed me that I need to “run like an antelope, out of control”. Really? Now I need to know, exactly how does an out of control antelope run? Anyone got video?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Ask and you shall receive my dear:

 

[__Nathan1968]

These days, if I ran out of control, it would more closely resemble this:

 

[BrendaBear]

Ask and you shall receive my dear:

That was cool! So I conclude… they run in threes? Like, a menage a trois? Oh! Do I need to find a kinky couple??? Maybe that was what they meant, just hiding the true message and it took Tan to decipher it!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

That was cool! So I conclude… they run in threes? Like, a menage a trois? Oh! Do I need to find a kinky couple??? Maybe that was what they meant, just hiding the true message and it took Tan to decipher it!

Fastest kinksters in North America.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s true… he was completely present in the ball discussion.

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Happy Tuesday my lovelies

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now I need to make a trip to the USA to go to Taco Bell

https://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiasantos/taco-bell-new-menu-items-2024

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also USA … why are you gate keeping ALL THE CHEESE?!!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

I love Melissa!!!!
That made me laugh so hard this morning!

And… wasn’t that Biff?