Sex & Shenanigans

[Nicefella]

10/10 agree. Bogey balls have NEVER been something I've pondered or broken out in song about.
But @crazychemgirl you do you boo. I won't judge.

I mean - no one have ever written poetry regarding my testicles. Bogey must be quite the twin catch.

 

[BrendaBear]

Have you ever spoken to a woman-like not online And not gotten slapped?

Fixed it for you.

 

[Nicefella]

Have you ever spoken to a woman-like not online?

No, I like my non-memorable balls intact

 

[Azuldrgon]

True story.
The Seattle Mariners had a player named Edgar Martinez whom everyone loved.
My sister-in-law won one of his autographed baseballs from somewhere.
We did so many Edgar ball jokes for years.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have you ever spoken to a woman-like not online?

Yeah that description made my pussy mummify immediately

 

[Photog1rl]

Sometimes a good ball song is good to release the giggles.

I break out in song all the time…juat not for bogey balls

Just curious here… who’s balls do make you break out in song?

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[MindYaBitness]

Those mammelons are making me dizzy

Not quite as good as the creeps me & MLAS quoted, but your learning. Your creep lessons are coming along nicely

 

[__Nathan1968]

Such double standards in the world. Woman fucks a cucumber and it’s hot. Guy fucks a pineapple and he’s a freak. I can’t keep up.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not quite as good as the creeps me & MLAS quoted, but your learning. Your creep lessons are coming along nicely

What is lesson 2?

 

[Nicefella]

Yeah that description made my pussy mummify immediately

Oh gawd. Two words that don’t belong near each other and definitely not next to each other.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh gawd. Two words that don’t belong near each other and definitely not next to each other.

I’ll give you a hint… just special from me to you..


women also hate the word breasticles.



You’re welcome.

 

[Nicefella]

Not quite as good as the creeps me & MLAS quoted, but your learning. Your creep lessons are coming along nicely

TYVM - I have great mentors

 

[Nicefella]

I’ll give you a hint… just special from me to you..


woman also hate the word breasticles.



You’re welcome.

I don’t even know you and I love you.

 

[Taegul]

I remember Master Blaster in Mad Max

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The backpack is giving off Masturbator Blaster vibes.

That's just the Aussies version of a dutch oven and you know it!

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah that description made my pussy mummify immediately

This level of drying up effect?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/vHMUoQYFLPMAAAAC/indiana-jones.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

This level of drying up effect?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/vHMUoQYFLPMAAAAC/indiana-jones.gif

He was far too melty in the end … lol

 

[Bry1313]

Pineapple > balls


Got it.


Is it because pineapple is tighter?

You are putting a lot of thought into my pecker pineapple and bogey balls. Don’t make me force your to choose publicly (already knows your choice)

 

[MindYaBitness]

You are putting a lot of thought into my pecker pineapple and bogey balls. Don’t make me force your to choose publicly (already knows your choice)

I choose pineapple, sans dick or balls!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok ok ok … let’s go back to boobs.

Ladies … what is an acceptable word / phrase for men to use to describe your breasts?

And what word makes you want to punt a guy in the taint when he uses it?

 

[Nicefella]

I learn something new every day in lit. Now if I could just apply it in court.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I choose pineapple, sans dick or balls!

Mmmmm pineapple


And spam.

 

[Nicefella]

Ok ok ok … let’s go back to boobs.

Ladies … what is an acceptable word / phrase for men to use to describe your breasts?

And what word makes you want to punt a guy in the taint when he uses it?

Funbags?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Funbags?

TAINT PUNT!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok ok ok … let’s go back to boobs.

Ladies … what is an acceptable word / phrase for men to use to describe your breasts?

And what word makes you want to punt a guy in the taint when he uses it?

in public, boobs. In private, whatever he wants