Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

May I add this gem. Never spoke to this person in the threads, let alone PM's. Gentlemen, please take note: whilst the subject line may be direct, it is also not conducive what I believe his goal was, and please, for the love of all that is good and holy, make your message coherent
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That is f*cked up in so many ways

 

[LupineOne]

May I add this gem. Never spoke to this person in the threads, let alone PM's. Gentlemen, please take note: whilst the subject line may be direct, it is also not conducive what I believe his goal was, and please, for the love of all that is good and holy, make your message coherent
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See my above response #illiterateidiot #thirstymuch

 

[MindYaBitness]

That is f*cked up in so many ways

Welcome to being a lady on Lit

 

[Taegul]

May I add this gem. Never spoke to this person in the threads, let alone PM's. Gentlemen, please take note: whilst the subject line may be direct, it is also not conducive what I believe his goal was, and please, for the love of all that is good and holy, make your message coherent

*I'm not sure if a screenshot is allowed, even with the identifiers removed. So, here's a transcript:

Subject line: Your TITS (yes, tits was all caps, like he was shouting it)

Hi, you have got a great rack and it did draw me to you but only because everyone else is male and I'm not bi do am interested in you

My simple strategy to message every newly created female account with...

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gotmilk_2090.jpg

...has been an absolute gold mine for cyber muff. #Winning

 

[hotoldrguy]

Welcome to being a lady on Lit

And us guys just get men pretending to be women using cropped pics of porn stars

 

[LupineOne]

So Wolfie… are you um… saying.. you need to be strung up…? I don’t know anything about flaying… but I would enjoy the opportunity to see me get you flailing a bit.. just sayin…

Flailing is fine. Flaying? Not so much

 

[JackKingOff]

May I add this gem. Never spoke to this person in the threads, let alone PM's. Gentlemen, please take note: whilst the subject line may be direct, it is also not conducive what I believe his goal was, and please, for the love of all that is good and holy, make your message coherent

*I'm not sure if a screenshot is allowed, even with the identifiers removed. So, here's a transcript:

Subject line: Your TITS (yes, tits was all caps, like he was shouting it)

Hi, you have got a great rack and it did draw me to you but only because everyone else is male and I'm not bi do am interested in you

WTF!?!

 

[BrendaBear]

My simple strategy to message every newly created female account with...

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gotmilk_2090.jpg

...has been an absolute gold mine for cyber muff. #Winning

https://media1.tenor.com/m/hHi4fR7Ym0MAAAAd/eyeroll-eye-rolling.gif

 

[JackKingOff]

I've had some weird ones on here, but most recently a guy told me he was just trying to flirt with me to get close to my "gorgeous milkers"

Same guy, after telling him I'm not interested, especially because he was so young, said "Your maternal instinct would just let them cuddle me to my heart's content while you wait for a Mr 40something to show up and notice how studious and articulate you are" WTF!

#MILKERS!

 

[Trubbycat]

Yikes... no wonder you ladies get pissed sometimes...

 

[hotcpu]

Welcome to being a lady on Lit

It is a wonder that there are still ladies here at all ...

 

[Photog1rl]

Welcome to being a lady on Lit

I have often thought a call-out thread would be so perfect.
No screen shots. No names. Just the messages. Some of them are really winners.

 

[morelikeasong]

My simple strategy to message every newly created female account with...

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gotmilk_2090.jpg

...has been an absolute gold mine for cyber muff. #Winning

And yet, it never reached my inbox. I’m offended.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

I tried making a fake account a few years ago to see if guys got anything like what we ladies do. And, nope, not so much!

 

[crazychemgirl]

My simple strategy to message every newly created female account with...

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gotmilk_2090.jpg

...has been an absolute gold mine for cyber muff. #Winning

Lmfao @ cyber muff

 

[Photog1rl]

And us guys just get men pretending to be women using cropped pics of porn stars

I don't know if this is better or worse than the guys that believe the super hot chicks (porn star images and clearly someone fake) are actually real and interested in talking to them.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I don't know if this is better or worse than the guys that believe the super hot chicks (porn star images and clearly someone fake) are actually real and interested in talking to them.

I do more reverse image searches than I want to.

 

[BodieOhl]

It is helpful when they forget to remove watermarks!

 

[hotcpu]

I don't know if this is better or worse than the guys that believe the super hot chicks (porn star images and clearly someone fake) are actually real and interested in talking to them.

It makes me scratch my head as well ... Especially when you point out exactly where the picture came from and guys below the post are still treating it like it is the real person ...

 

[MindYaBitness]

It makes me scratch my head as well ... Especially when you point out exactly where the picture came from and guys below the post are still treating it like it is the real person ...

Hope springs eternal

 

[BrendaBear]

It makes me scratch my head as well ... Especially when you point out exactly where the picture came from and guys below the post are still treating it like it is the real person ...

I still think the male body does not contain enough blood for both heads so once the lower one is engaged, logic processing is a hit and miss affair.

Just my theory, you understand.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good afternoon/day fuckers

 

[Taegul]

And yet, it never reached my inbox. I’m offended.

I think you had me blocked at the time during my "hot pineapple action" selfie phase.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

It's totally a focus issue. Most women can feel horny AND think of other things. Most boys lack the cognitive flexibility and discipline.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I still think the male body does not contain enough blood for both heads so once the lower one is engaged, logic processing is a hit and miss affair.

Just my theory, you understand.

I will not confirm or deny