What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Cyber_Bella]

I first read that as “Lip Plumber” and I was very confused…

I am not wearing a lip plumber, or even dating one.

I’m not fond of plumber’s crack, so you’re okay in my book.

 

[SherlockianMan]

A hazmat suit

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Combat boots

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Pleather thong

 

[latecomer91364]

Certainly not THIS:
(Ewww...)

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[ABiGuy84]

An Ugly Cheap ass Red Hat!

 

[BrendaBear]

And Ugly Cheap ass Red Hat!

Sooo…. The ugly red hat was expensive? Got it!

I am not wearing a leather bondage hood with viking horns

 

[ABiGuy84]

An Ankle Monitor.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a Bluetooth controlled vibrating buttplug…
…wouldn’t that be fun though?

 

[Dubinsky]

A codpiece.

 

[Taegul]

Hulk hands. Too hard to type.

 

[Shenanigans90]

A tiara, I’m not feeling like a princess tonight.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A tiara, I’m not feeling like a princess tonight.

Oh, come on! You promised I'd get to see you with that and your baseball tutu! I hope you are feeling better soon!

 

[---E---]

BFGs anklet cause it makes me trip and fall

 

[barefootgirl69]

BFGs anklet cause it makes me trip and fall

You have to take dainty steps. I keep telling you!

 

[Vivacious_in_the_TxHills]

Ice skates

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing Bugs Bunny ears

What about your Lola Bunny ears? Because Lola is HOTTT!

 

[LustyScribe]

Sooo…. The ugly red hat was expensive? Got it!

I am not wearing a leather bondage hood with viking horns

Probably for the best, because I'm not wearing the key to the lock on the leather bondage hood, though I AM a bit "horn-y" tonight.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Gold Plated Diamond Accented Cock Ring

 

[Azuldrgon]

I just took a shower, so I dressed in warm clothes except socks and a hat.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My sunglasses at night.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Whipped crème

 

[WerdNerd]

My tarantula costume

 

[JustDave478]

A hat

 

[LustyScribe]

Team apparel for either Super Bowl team.