What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[ABiGuy84]

Not wear "I'm with Stupid ➡" shirt

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wear "I'm with Stupid ➡" shirt

But but but… then how is Stupid going to know they are the stupid one?

I am not wearing a t-shirt as a dress… not today…

 

[ABiGuy84]

The arrow points to the right of me, are you not to the right of me? ...

Not wearing Socks still.

 

[RaineDrops]

I am not wearing my black leggings

 

[BrendaBear]

The arrow points to the right of me, are you not to the right of me? ...

Did I get a promotion? Last time I was wearing a leash and you were leading me around with it.

I am not wearing a dog collar… today…

 

[EricaLynch]

I'm not wearing a straight jacket

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a beekeeper suit.

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

My yacht captain's hat

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing Summo Wrestling Suit.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing Summo Wrestling Suit.

Now, there is a mental image…

Honey, I just cannot wear this tonight to the costume party.

Why not? It will be so fun!

Because I will look silly… I am just not fat enough!

Oh honey, you are plenty fat! Believe me!

 

[mnbreastluver]

”I’ve Got A Dig Bick” tee shirt
You read that wrong

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

My "Kiss the Grill Master" apron.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing wax wings.

 

[RaineDrops]

I am not wearing a Guy Fawkes Mask

 

[SherlockianMan]

Rainbow suspenders

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing waders.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Potato Sack pants I had did wear in the fall play, "Our Town" I did my senior year of high school.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing a toe tag.

I guess I technically AM since I'm wearing my dog tags and one of them CAN be used as one.

I am NOT, however, wearing Army-issue brown underwear.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a 'Miss Congeniality' sash.

 

[WerdNerd]

A red velvet cock ring but now I totally want one

 

[LustyScribe]

A red velvet cock ring but now I totally want one

I can't imagine wearing such a disgusting, perverted thing.
So if you find one online, post the link, will ya? Help a brother out!

 

[WerdNerd]

I can't imagine wearing such a disgusting, perverted thing.
So if you find one online, post the link, will ya? Help a brother out!

I'm a sick perv like that.

so far no luck.

 

[BrendaBear]

I can't imagine wearing such a disgusting, perverted thing.
So if you find one online, post the link, will ya? Help a brother out!

Well played Lusty, well played.

I am not wearing a thick leather collar with “Lusty’s Bitch” embroidered on it….

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing Pink Barbie Clothes.

 

[LustyScribe]

Well played Lusty, well played.

I am not wearing a thick leather collar with “Lusty’s Bitch” embroidered on it….

<frantically searches for custom collar places with next-day delivery guarantees>
Not wearing my "Brenda's Master" shirt.

Yet.