🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How the hell did you know to be fair some of those post inspired others to as well

Cuz I just posted a 12-15 estimate for the past 6 hours since midnight on the “Have you had an orgasm today (part 2)?” thread like a minute before seeing this

 

[Lindi37]

I nominate myself for wanking the most last week. I wanked so hard and so often

I nominate myself (again) for being the least wanking wanker that ever wanked. Surely that’s a thing?

 

[Btq97]

My ears were burning

not the only thing

 

[ShaneoD]

Cuz I just posted a 12-15 estimate for the past 6 hours since midnight on the “Have you had an orgasm today (part 2)?” thread like a minute before seeing this

You're amazingly prolific, and inspiring when you want to be

 

[mickyp123]

I nominate myself (again) for being the least wanking wanker that ever wanked. Surely that’s a thing?

Remember, corners of washing machines on spin, fuel pump nozzles, orbital sanders and any other object that vibrates also has to be included.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I haven’t been replying to your crap because it’s super fucking boring and repetitive (as are your PMs - please stop, I’m embarrassed for you). I have had nothing to do with your accounts being banned. The forum side doesn’t work like the chat side and I don’t have the power to do that even if I wanted to.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I see others are campaigning hard for a win...

What can I do? Bribe the host?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

But you already won once. The people will be bored. I have to align myself with a different wanker for the ultimate wank off

 

[Xerxes82]

I see others are campaigning hard for a win...

What can I do? Bribe the host?

You have to go full ashole Oprah Winfrey. You turn to the studio audience, you point out someone and "You're a cunt. And you're a cunt. And you? Complete cunt!"

Etc.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You have to go full ashole Oprah Winfrey. You turn to the studio audience, you point out someone and "You're a cunt. And you're a cunt. And you? Complete cunt!"

Etc.

You're a cunt!

 

[Apisto42]

I see others are campaigning hard for a win...

What can I do? Bribe the host?

Just be a wanker. Then defend being a wanker. Then deny being a wanker. Then for the finale, double down on wankery behavior. Proven winner.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I’d like to nominate the new member who is repeatedly posting on other people’s threads and ads that they are time wasters. Dude, there’s a common denominator here - they don’t have to like you or want to chat with you.

@Turkeycocky

 

[Bry1313]

But you already won once. The people will be bored. I have to align myself with a different wanker for the ultimate wank off

Who are you talking to?

 

[Taegul]

Who are you talking to?

That's the problem with deleting the troll posts...the responses don't make sense and it looks like she's talking to herself.

 

[Bry1313]

That's the problem with deleting the troll posts...the responses don't make sense and it looks like she's talking to herself.

He often does talk to himself

 

[Mr_bogey]

You have to go full ashole Oprah Winfrey. You turn to the studio audience, you point out someone and "You're a cunt. And you're a cunt. And you? Complete cunt!"

Etc.

I dont know.....that didn't work for @Bry1313

 

[Bry1313]

I dont know.....that didn't work for @Bry1313

I’m forever a 2nd place wanker, at least I don’t self nominate like a few folks here. I earn my nominations.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m forever a 2nd place wanker, at least I don’t self nominate like a few folks here. I earn my nominations.

Only true wankers self nominate.

You’re just half assing being a wanker. But my momma always told me that if I was going to do something, that I should use my whole ass.

Hence, being the first wanker of the week.

Full assed wankery.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Who are you talking to?

Stop deleting your posts

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Only true wankers self nominate.

You’re just half assing being a wanker. But my momma always told me that if I was going to do something, that I should use my whole ass.

Hence, being the first wanker of the week.

Full assed wankery.

I've never wanked with only half my ass...

Wait... this thread is about literally wanking, right?

 

[StillRain]

Who are you talking to?

Agreed.

 

[StillRain]

I’m forever a 2nd place wanker, at least I don’t self nominate like a few folks here. I earn my nominations.

That’s true. I’m frankly surprised you haven’t got another one yet.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m nominating @SalaciousMonkey22

Cuz physicists are just wankers.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'm nominating @OrdinaryPerson
His cat gif usage is out of control.

 

[Bry1313]

That’s true. I’m frankly surprised you haven’t got another one yet.

My wanking hasn’t been notable this week