Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Genius! We make a good team.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Genius! We make a good team.

You are far more talented than I am!
I just learned to post gifs here like 8 months ago

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are far more talented than I am!
I just learned to post gifs here like 8 months ago

It’s not about individual contribution it’s about team results! Also I’m still figuring out the gif size limits. I think @Photog1rl clued me in last night but I was pretty drunk so I should revisit that post

 

[Trubbycat]

My wife’s horrible friend was over last night and left so much psychic damage I had to get drunk when she left.

 

[AuntieDisco]

My wife’s horrible friend was over last night and left so much psychic damage I had to get drunk when she left.

What’s a psychic damage?

 

[Trubbycat]

What’s a psychic damage?

Loud, stupid, crude, completely self-absorbed, was awful in the restaurant.
You will have a splitting headache and be filled with rage in her presence.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What’s a psychic damage?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It’s not about individual contribution it’s about team results! Also I’m still figuring out the gif size limits. I think @Photog1rl clued me in last night but I was pretty drunk so I should revisit that post

Oh I don’t remember half the shit I say, do or learn on lit

My wife’s horrible friend was over last night and left so much psychic damage I had to get drunk when she left.

I shouldn’t laugh but I do because I have drank off a lot of psychic damage

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Loud, stupid, crude, completely self-absorbed, was awful in the restaurant.
You will have a splitting headache and be filled with rage in her presence.

I can dig it

 

[Trubbycat]

My wife’s horrible friend was over last night and left so much psychic damage I had to get drunk when she left.

You know the thread where they ask if you want to fuck your partner’s friend? No, but I’d cave her head in with a shovel and then bury her in the swamp.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh I don’t remember half the shit I say, do or learn on lit

Excellent way to prevent psychic damage really.

I shouldn’t laugh but I do because I have drank off a lot of psychic damage

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I can dig it

fast learner on the gifs

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

fast learner on the gifs

Don’t be fooled. A fellow litster created that for me and sent it to me on like 4 different media platforms with directions on how to download and upload

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You know the thread where they ask if you want to fuck your partner’s friend? No, but I’d cave her head in with a shovel and then bury her in the swamp.

That bad huh? I can feel your Trubby rage

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t be fooled. A fellow litster created that for me and sent it to me on like 4 different media platforms with directions on how to download and upload

Learning how to make others do work for you is still fast learning. Maybe the best kind of learning

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Learning how to make others do work for you is still fast learning. Maybe the best kind of learning

I think he was the one learning. Learning how to explain something relatively simple to someone even simpler. A simpleton

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Holy fuck did I really miss 2 days and 10 pages?! Slowly catching up…

I didn't realize the post above mine was a reply. I thought we were just doing that thing again here where we pick just one poster to say hi to

I thought we all just had to tag @Indie every so often because she’s a lovely magical creature who needs tags to survive and will *ahem* if we don’t?

Hi @Indie

FTR I like both.

And I’m not even gonna tag anyone so there.

Except you, you cheeky monkey

 

[curious_me]

Learning how to make others do work for you is still fast learning. Maybe the best kind of learning

I thought that's what ChatGPT was there for? I wouldn't have to learn anything. It gives me the steps and I just implement.

 

[Trubbycat]

That bad huh? I can feel your Trubby rage

She makes my blood boil. And not in the good way.

 

[curious_me]

My wife’s horrible friend was over last night and left so much psychic damage I had to get drunk when she left.

You need a hug, man?
Sounds like that was a lot.

 

[Trubbycat]

You need a hug, man?
Sounds like that was a lot.

Thanks. I’m getting better. My wife and I had to do a postmortem today to cleanse ourselves.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I feel personally attacked by this.

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This is me too, except my pussy swears I’m still 19

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I caught up on Outlander season 7 this weekend and 1 of the characters was writing a book about his experience and considering calling it The Time-Travelers Guide to the Galaxy and I’ve never appreciated him more

It's just hell. How bad could it be? I mean, I've been to Florida

Fucking truth! When a Floridian dies and goes to hell, they’re like “well, at least it’s a dry heat.”

I've been baptized, first communion, confirmation, marriage and my soul is damned to hell, so you're good.

We'll just have the better parties.

It’s the metal and orgies

Yo. I just pulled out a file folder of parodies I have write and sang them to my bf, trying so desperately not to crack up at my own superb wit, and that motherfucker just sat there grinding bullets with a dremel tool. I’m actually not sure wtf he was doing but what he wasn’t doing was acknowledging my star like entertainment skills. I ended up singing them to the dog and saying I’m a fucken genius.

Nebs, you’re a fucking genius and I’d listen to your parodies any day!
Also, @Tigobitties98 @morelikeasong and I need someone to finish rewriting the lyrics of Santa Jason to the tune of Santa Baby, but with @jason28053 buying us sex toys, lingerie, mani-pedis, etc

 

[Photog1rl]

I think he was the one learning. Learning how to explain something relatively simple to someone even simpler. A simpleton

You, my dear, are simply the best!
https://voca.ro/1iSMg6ROx9gy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Holy fuck did I really miss 2 days and 10 pages?! Slowly catching up…


I thought we all just had to tag @Indie every so often because she’s a lovely magical creature who needs tags to survive and will *ahem* if we don’t?

Hi @Indie


Except you, you cheeky monkey

I am trying to show a modicum of restraint here. I should be applauded not mocked for doing so. I say good day madam. *puts on monkey top hat and exists gracefully, tail held high*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think he was the one learning. Learning how to explain something relatively simple to someone even simpler. A simpleton

They say you don’t really not understand something until you can mansplain it. Or something like that.