KinkyLaughs
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No thanks. Nobody wants to see that !! Bellly dancing class?Not I!
Dress like the opposite sex for a night out?
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No thanks. Nobody wants to see that !! Bellly dancing class?Not I!
Dress like the opposite sex for a night out?
Buddy, you don't need "dangerous areas" for dangerous people to show up.Rarely...Travel to a "danregous" area? (Subjective)
Yes.No thanks. Nobody wants to see that !! Bellly dancing class?
Haha. I Do every day.Buddy, you don't need "dangerous areas" for dangerous people to show up.
Yes.
Take a racial sensitivity course?
Haha. I Do every day.
Haha. I Do every day. ( Judgements without All the information are prone to fault). Perform at a poetry reading?
Sorry to hear that.Read my own poems to my high school sweetheart, but I suppose that doen't count.
Been dropped for someone much older than you? (Said high school sweetheart did.)
(Awww, oh no. I'll go steal all her left shoes if you'd like? Haha, but it seems you've found someone great on here(I planned to marry her after graduating college.)
Not a contest, but I do enjoy them often. in fact, I think I'll make two right now.
Ever fantasized about about a married man or woman in your neighborhood or in your building/complex?
(Yep, I always eat them in pairs. And thanks, but I'm over it. She did marry and him, but is now divorced )(Awww, oh no. I'll go steal all her left shoes if you'd like? Haha, but it seems you've found someone great on here).
I'm glad you know the proper way to eat a PB&J...in pairs.
Hell no.
Sit in a tub and let someone pour tarantulas over you for $500k?
(Yep, I always eat them in pairs. And thanks, but I'm over it. She did marry and him, but is now divorced )
How bizarre is that?! Please tell me you took the $500k.
Have you ever played alone with sex toys in the shower?
No, but I like tarantulas, so if I was offered $500k, I might think about it.what?! The question was for you!!!
No. Now answer the question.
You're a brat.No, but I like tarantulas, so if I was offered $500k, I might think about it.
Now get on with your question and quit toying with me.![]()
(And don't quit toying me, I mean toying with me, I have needs.)You're a brat.
Would you propose while sky diving?
(All work and no play! Clarification: Proposal 2 was successful, the engagement wasn't.)(Be very careful what you wish for).
First of all, it's bad enough that @KinkyLaughs forces my hand to respond to him when I'm at work. I see you're a similar ne'er-do-well, but you've got the added bonus of being an absolute snot.
Second, you answered my question and then proceeded to drown me in so much extra info. Well played, sir. I see your angle.
No, not yet. But I'd love to!
Would you rescue a wild animal in need?
Because you think rescuing animals isn't romantic? You're now a brat, snot, & grinch. Keep it up. I'll win bingo.(All work and no play! Clarification: Proposal 2 was successful, the engagement wasn't.)
Yes, and I have. Birds falling from nests, and baby squirrels and rabbits my cat brings home to play with occassionally. We have a second stray cat that found our cat's pet door and has adopted us.
Did you ever capture fireflies in a jar as a child and use them for a nightlight. (Switching to a more romantic angle.)
I didn't get a wrong impression at all.Absolutely! If I have the unfortunate need/desire to propose a fourth time, I would gladly do it to win her love.
Did your father ever take you on a date as a little girl?
(Don't get the wrong impression. My "Rose" was 4 and wore a cute dress. I brought her flowers, took her to the playground, and then the ice cream parlor for precious father daughter time.)
No. Only for money. Run errands for someone else?I didn't get a wrong impression at all.
No. Actually, seeing father/daughter interactions on commercials/sitcoms used to make me cry because I would never know that type of love.
Drink a glass of pure lemon juice for clout?
(This romantic angle is backfiring big-time. Scary fireflies and crying about not knowing that kind love. Let's go back to naughty, give me your best shot.)I didn't get a wrong impression at all.
No. Actually, seeing father/daughter interactions on commercials/sitcoms used to make me cry because I would never know that type of love.
Drink a glass of pure lemon juice for clout?
(This romantic angle is backfiring big-time. Scary fireflies and crying about not knowing that kind love. Let's go back to naughty, give me your best shot.)
Not a full glass of lemon juice. My faces changes when I drink that stuff.
I see an intervening message so will skip the question.
(Be very careful what you wish for).
First of all, it's bad enough that @KinkyLaughs forces my hand to respond to him when I'm at work. I see you're a similar ne'er-do-well, but you've got the added bonus of being an absolute snot.
Second, you answered my question and then proceeded to drown me in so much extra info. Well played, sir. I see your angle.
No, not yet. But I'd love to!
Would you rescue a wild animal in need?
Yes. That's called being a caregiver.No. Only for money. Run errands for someone else?
Just taking the high road.giving up so soon? And faces?? Changes? What in the world?! Which face is playing the game right now?
You have a very active imagination. Oh no, he's attached. I don't need to know his laugh, in any setting.Ah, I see the trick you used. Include KinkyLaugh's link in your message, sort of like a friend calling you during a date seeing if you need to be rescued, and he comes rescue you from the bratty snotty grinch. Well played.
So describe his kinky laugh for me?. He already knows I want to hear it, just not in a bed or shower.