Yes, No, Hell Yes Or No Or Don't Care...

Read my own poems to my high school sweetheart, but I suppose that doen't count.

Been dropped for someone much older than you? (Said high school sweetheart did.)
 
Read my own poems to my high school sweetheart, but I suppose that doen't count.

Been dropped for someone much older than you? (Said high school sweetheart did.)
Sorry to hear that.
(Also, to the previous question, that would honestly be a milestone in my life).

No, to being dropped for someone older, but who really knows what these dudes do behind closed doors 🤷🏽‍♀️.

Engage in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich eating contest?
 
(I planned to marry her after graduating college. 😥)

Not a contest, but I do enjoy them often. in fact, I think I'll make two right now.

Ever fantasized about about a married man or woman in your neighborhood or in your building/complex?
 
(I planned to marry her after graduating college. 😥)

Not a contest, but I do enjoy them often. in fact, I think I'll make two right now.

Ever fantasized about about a married man or woman in your neighborhood or in your building/complex?
(Awww, oh no. I'll go steal all her left shoes if you'd like? Haha, but it seems you've found someone great on here👏🏽).

I'm glad you know the proper way to eat a PB&J...in pairs.

Hell no.

Sit in a tub and let someone pour tarantulas over you for $500k?
 
(Awww, oh no. I'll go steal all her left shoes if you'd like? Haha, but it seems you've found someone great on here👏🏽).

I'm glad you know the proper way to eat a PB&J...in pairs.

Hell no.

Sit in a tub and let someone pour tarantulas over you for $500k?
(Yep, I always eat them in pairs. And thanks, but I'm over it. She did marry and him, but is now divorced )

How bizarre is that?! Please tell me you took the $500k.

Have you ever played alone with sex toys in the shower?
 
You're a brat.

Would you propose while sky diving?
(And don't quit toying me, I mean toying with me, I have needs.)

No. First, I would never jump out a a perfectly good airplane. When I went to sea in the Navy, it was on a submarine. They are designed to sink unlike surface ships. Second, I've proposed three times already, one unsuccessful. First was in the bedroom, second, was on a gondola on Lake Las Vegas, and third was atop the Eiffel Tower on the Strip. Hope that answers your question, bratt.

Speaking of strips, did you ever do a striptease for your partner?
 
(Be very careful what you wish for).

First of all, it's bad enough that @KinkyLaughs forces my hand to respond to him when I'm at work. I see you're a similar ne'er-do-well, but you've got the added bonus of being an absolute snot.
Second, you answered my question and then proceeded to drown me in so much extra info. Well played, sir. I see your angle.

No, not yet. But I'd love to!

Would you rescue a wild animal in need?
 
(Be very careful what you wish for).

First of all, it's bad enough that @KinkyLaughs forces my hand to respond to him when I'm at work. I see you're a similar ne'er-do-well, but you've got the added bonus of being an absolute snot.
Second, you answered my question and then proceeded to drown me in so much extra info. Well played, sir. I see your angle.

No, not yet. But I'd love to!

Would you rescue a wild animal in need?
(All work and no play! Clarification: Proposal 2 was successful, the engagement wasn't.)

Yes, and I have. Birds falling from nests, and baby squirrels and rabbits my cat brings home to play with occassionally. We have a second stray cat that found our cat's pet door and has adopted us.

Did you ever capture fireflies in a jar as a child and use them for a nightlight. (Switching to a more romantic angle.😉)
 
(All work and no play! Clarification: Proposal 2 was successful, the engagement wasn't.)

Yes, and I have. Birds falling from nests, and baby squirrels and rabbits my cat brings home to play with occassionally. We have a second stray cat that found our cat's pet door and has adopted us.

Did you ever capture fireflies in a jar as a child and use them for a nightlight. (Switching to a more romantic angle.😉)
Because you think rescuing animals isn't romantic? You're now a brat, snot, & grinch. Keep it up. I'll win bingo.

(It's adorable that each proposal still shows you never gave up on love).

I never did, no. They were scary. So sue me.

Would you wash other people's cars with a toothbrush for a day?
 
Absolutely! If I have the unfortunate need/desire to propose a fourth time, I would gladly do it to win her love.

Did your father ever take you on a date as a little girl?

(Don't get the wrong impression. My "Rose" was 4 and wore a cute dress. I brought her flowers, took her to the playground, and then the ice cream parlor for precious father daughter time.)
 
Absolutely! If I have the unfortunate need/desire to propose a fourth time, I would gladly do it to win her love.

Did your father ever take you on a date as a little girl?

(Don't get the wrong impression. My "Rose" was 4 and wore a cute dress. I brought her flowers, took her to the playground, and then the ice cream parlor for precious father daughter time.)
I didn't get a wrong impression at all.
No. Actually, seeing father/daughter interactions on commercials/sitcoms used to make me cry because I would never know that type of love.

Drink a glass of pure lemon juice for clout?
 
I didn't get a wrong impression at all.
No. Actually, seeing father/daughter interactions on commercials/sitcoms used to make me cry because I would never know that type of love.

Drink a glass of pure lemon juice for clout?
(This romantic angle is backfiring big-time. Scary fireflies and crying about not knowing that kind love. Let's go back to naughty, give me your best shot.)

Not a full glass of lemon juice. My faces changes when I drink that stuff.

I see an intervening message so will skip the question.
 
(This romantic angle is backfiring big-time. Scary fireflies and crying about not knowing that kind love. Let's go back to naughty, give me your best shot.)

Not a full glass of lemon juice. My faces changes when I drink that stuff.

I see an intervening message so will skip the question.
😂giving up so soon? And faces?? Changes? What in the world?! Which face is playing the game right now?
 
Ah, I see the trick you used. Include KinkyLaugh's link in your message, sort of like a friend calling you during a date seeing if you need to be rescued, and he comes rescue you from the bratty snotty grinch. Well played. 😉

So describe his kinky laugh for me?. He already knows I want to hear it, just not in a bed or shower.

(Be very careful what you wish for).

First of all, it's bad enough that @KinkyLaughs forces my hand to respond to him when I'm at work. I see you're a similar ne'er-do-well, but you've got the added bonus of being an absolute snot.
Second, you answered my question and then proceeded to drown me in so much extra info. Well played, sir. I see your angle.

No, not yet. But I'd love to!

Would you rescue a wild animal in need?
 
Ah, I see the trick you used. Include KinkyLaugh's link in your message, sort of like a friend calling you during a date seeing if you need to be rescued, and he comes rescue you from the bratty snotty grinch. Well played. 😉

So describe his kinky laugh for me?. He already knows I want to hear it, just not in a bed or shower.
You have a very active imagination. Oh no, he's attached. I don't need to know his laugh, in any setting.
 
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