Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[BobbyLaker]

What about rigorous femdom?

Each to their own, I say

 

[loquere]

Fuck their own, I say

Are you advocating for incest?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Are you for avocado investment?

I know it's bad for the environment, but the return on capital is good.

 

[loquere]

I know it's bad for the environment, but the tik tok view's are too good.

Stop putting lube on the sidewalks, people keep slipping.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Stop putting LSD on the sidewalks, people keep tripping.

"Turn on, tune in, drop out," I always say.

 

[yowser]

"Hardon, tip in, flop out," I always say.

It's never too soon to consummate.

 

[BobbyLaker]

It's never too soon for cunnilingus

A tongue in time, saves nine

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Your tongue and mine; sounds fine

Vive l'amour français!

 

[loquere]

Vive l'a Quebec libre!

I knew it, he's a bloody Separatist!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I blew it; she's a moody shepherdess!

I take it you were looking for an amenable cowgirl.

 

[BobbyLaker]

I take it you were looking for an animated call girl

Or, at least, a woman with a strong nervous tic in the pelvic area

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Or, at least, a woman with a Rocky Mountain tick in the pelvic area

That's not the kind of fever Peggy Lee sung about!

 

[loquere]

That's not the kind of Peg I was talking about!

My bad, miscommunications are the worst.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My bed, Miss Congeniality; time to tryst.

Rather straightforward of you, no?

 

[loquere]

Rather straightforward of you, jumping to sex.

That's what Grindr is all about.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's what Grendel is all about.

You been hangin' 'round the meadhall again?

 

[Rustyoznail]

You been hangin' 'round the meatballs again?

Of course. Italian Nonna's are the best!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Of curses? Italian Nonna's are the best!

And Strega Nonna is the best of the best!

 

[yowser]

And Styrofoam is the best of the best!

Nothing like white, airy and lightweight.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Nothing like white, hairy and lightweight.

There's no accounting for a man's taste in women.

 

[loquere]

There's no accounting for a man's taste in cars these days.

Fuck off, I love my bat mobile asshole.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Fuck off, I love my bat up my asshole.

Is that cricket?

 

[loquere]

Is that cricket or baseball?

I don't know, but it's fucking boring.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I don't know why, but my fucking's boring.

Perhaps a sex manual might help.

 

[yowser]

Perhaps a flex manual might help.

Kamasutra for the masses, contorting for carnal delight.