Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[loquere]

But it was cum! And it was in a can!

I'll take a six pack.

 

[loquere]

You took it bareback???

The idea of the game is to "mis-hear" the post above yours, edit it in the reply to "misquote" it, and then reply to your "misquoting," nt the original post. Take a look at a few of the previous entries to see how it works

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'll take a sick fuck.

Are there nothing but depraved perverts on this site?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Is there something by a deranged wet nurse on this site?

Unlikely; the spray of breast milk ruins keyboards.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Unlikely that prayers for breast milk bring cheeses.

Take it to the fetish board, please!

 

[BobbyLaker]

Take it to the fetish police, please!

They're bound to clap me in irons!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

They're bound to trap me in irony!

What else could you expect at an erotic literature site?

 

[Rustyoznail]

What else could you expect at an erotic architecture site? (EJ - literature to architecture)

It is an interesting style choice. Penises for columns, a vagina for the main door, and boobs!!!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It is an interesting life style choice. A penchant for collars, a vagrant for the main whore, and blobs!!!

Fair enough, but blobs of what, enquiring minds want to know.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Now you're getting it. Sort of...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now you're going to get it!

I was wondering when you'd catch on.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I'm missing context. Did something happen while I was gone?

Drive by pseudo-trolls. Take it from Tio's last quote -

Fair enough, but blobs of what, enquiring minds want to know.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes. Zombies hate half your brain. They didn't like the taste so they threw up after that.

No, you stank.

Decomp may be okay for zombies, but even they have their limits.

 

[yowser]

The camp may be okay for commies, but even they have their limits.

The socialist mindset is getting fussier by the minute.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There's no money in socialism. Communism has loot, though.

And I thought both of them were for the common good!

 

[BobbyLaker]

And I fucked both of them were for the common good!

Had their mate hung around, I'd have fucked her too!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Had the mate run aground, I'd have fired her too!

Quite the stern captain, I'd say!

 

[Rustyoznail]

I say! You have quite the stern, captain!

Arr, ye is welcome. Come and shiver me timbers, matey!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Arr, ye is welcome to come and shove me your timber, matey!

Sorry sailor; I don't swing that way.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sorry sailor; I don't go out of my way.

That's too bad. We could have enjoyed my bunk.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's too bad. I would have enjoyed your junk.

Sorry about tonight, but I am free tomorrow.

 

[loquere]

Sorry about the cologne, I'll be scent free tomorrow.

I think im blind.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I think I'm bound.

Yes, you are; the discipline comes next

 

[Rustyoznail]

Yes, the disciples come next.

I'm really enjoying being part of the Church of the Bukkake.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm really enjoining being part of the Church of the Birthday Cake.

What about religious freedom?