Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

Simpletons left outside are destined for instruction.

Forced education is undemocratic!

 

[yowser]

Fornication is bureaucratic!

If done with immediate urgency it doesn't need to be!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If done with immediate surgery, he wouldn't need to pee!

I think he'd like a second opinion about that.

 

[BobbyLaker]

I think he'd need a second opening for that.

Stategically placed to ensure an accurate aim.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Statistically placed to ensure inaccurate aim.

Nothing beats random positioning to dodge the bullet!

 

[IvorieFrost]

Nothing beats random positioning to doggie the bull!

Why are you doggying bulls?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Why are you digging up bulbs?

We're expecting a near-Arctic winter.

 

[IvorieFrost]

We're expecting.

Congratulations! Is it a boy or girl or don't know yet?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Coition? With a boy or girl or don't know yet?

Any port in a storm, friend!

 

[BobbyLaker]

Any hole in a storm, friend!

The ship's rocking means beggers can't be chosers

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The hip's bucking means buggers will be cumming.

Adages from the Abbey?

 

[BobbyLaker]

Arses from the Abbey?

Those monks sure like it up 'em.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Those minks sure like it! Mmmm!

It's always good to please those ladies!

 

[Rustyoznail]

It's always good to squeeze those tatties!

So that's what the Scot's call boobs? Interesting. Never heard that before.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So that's what Scot calls boobs? Interesting? Never heard that before.

Most guys do find them interesting, but they tend to call them things like 'juicy' or 'bodacious.'

 

[loquere]

Most dictators do find them interesting, but they don't tend to call them 'juicy' or 'bodacious.' They just call them nukes, I've never had to say this before, but please don't fuck the nukes I sell you.

I'll do what I want with my property, now take your diamonds & go!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'll do what I want with my puppetry, now take your dollies & go!

I take it you don't want to play Pinocchio for the girls?

 

[Rustyoznail]

I take it you don't want to make pina coladas for the girls?

Anything but those. I hate that song. I just want to escape!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Anything but hose. I hate that dong. I just want to manscape!

Sounds like you've some complex gender identity issues.

 

[loquere]

Sounds like you've got some complex bagel issues.

I'm just saying that New York bagels are way better, than Montreal bagels. Forget about it!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm just saying that New York buggers are way better than Montreal buggers. St-Viateur too!

I guess you just don't like the suave continental approach.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I guess you just don't like my Yugoslav ornamental brooch?

Not when you wear it as a Prince Albert, no.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Not when you swore it was Prince Albert, no.

But it was! And he was in a can!

 

[Sinstories]

But it was! And he was in a can!

But he didn't hear you, he was in the can.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But he didn't hear you, he was in the can.

The idea of the game is to "mis-hear" the post above yours, edit it in the reply to "misquote" it, and then reply to your "misquoting," nt the original post. Take a look at a few of the previous entries to see how it works.