Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

Ooh fairy stories

*pulls up a chair*

 

[Apisto42]

I read an article by a Jewish journalist on the Supreme Court case of the Summum religion who wanted to erect a monument next to the Ten Commandment monument that Charlton Heston had gifted the city. She pointed out that it's only weird if it's not your kind if weird. And then proceeded to share how shoukd her meat fork touch a milk plate, she has to stick it in a house plant for an indeterminate amount if time until it's kosherness returns.

She's right. It's only weird if it's not the weird you're familiar with.

Or too familiar with. Grew up in the Church, left that weird cult behind as soon as possible

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Was it a Catholic church? Because in Catholic theology, to take communion without belief is a cardinal sin and your soul is damned to hell.
Or something like that. I'm not Catholic. Fuck if I know.

I think that's a little extreme lol.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think that's a little extreme lol.

It's just hell. How bad could it be? I mean, I've been to Florida

 

[Dubinsky]

I think that's a little extreme lol.

I did that once. I went to a catholic church for a friend's confirmation, and since everyone else was getting up to dip the cracker, I figured I'd be polite and follow along.

His mother was physically sick once she realized I'd done it.

 

[Xerxes82]

I think that's a little extreme lol.

So Catholicism then. Right on.

Lol.

I've done Catholic mass, but never taken communion.

I was so into this girl I went with her five days running. It was interesting, but definitely not for me. Sadly, the same could be said for her. She was 10/10, but couldn't get past the religious difference. Sadness.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Headed to bed, kids. Gotta get up early for Mass tomorrow!

 

[curious_me]

Was it a Catholic church? Because in Catholic theology, to take communion without belief is a cardinal sin and your soul is damned to hell.
Or something like that. I'm not Catholic. Fuck if I know.

I've been baptized, first communion, confirmation, marriage and my soul is damned to hell, so you're good.

We'll just have the better parties.

 

[PersonalFavors]

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Care to weigh in @Wand3rlust ??

2 and 3 take up less space in my linen closet or drawers.
In a hotel 1 could look used.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I have been overthinking the order I put my clothes on every day this week to the point where I second guess what I should put on next. in case anyone was wondering if the hyperfixation has gone away yet… that’s a hard no over here.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My kid is playing with magnatiles (one of the best toys, IMO). He’s designing various faces and saying what they look like, this one he says “it’s cat man!”
So, naturally, I call out “I’m a catman, Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub”
Husband looks at me like I’m crazy. I’m like “come on, Scatman John??” Nothing.

My face:
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Yo. I just pulled out a file folder of parodies I have write and sang them to my bf, trying so desperately not to crack up at my own superb wit, and that motherfucker just sat there grinding bullets with a dremel tool. I’m actually not sure wtf he was doing but what he wasn’t doing was acknowledging my star like entertainment skills. I ended up singing them to the dog and saying I’m a fucken genius.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have been overthinking the order I put my clothes on every day this week to the point where I second guess what I should put on next. in case anyone was wondering if the hyperfixation has gone away yet… that’s a hard no over here.

I can help.
1) underwear (if you wear it)
2) bra (if you wear one)
3) pants
4) shirt
5) socks
7)shoes
8) jacket

Fail proof. And I am someone who gets stuck alllll the time when faced with mundane simple daily activities

 

[Photog1rl]

I can help.
1) underwear (if you wear it)
2) bra (if you wear one)
3) pants
4) shirt
5) socks
7)shoes
8) jacket

Fail proof. And I am someone who gets stuck alllll the time when faced with mundane simple daily activities

I love you!

 

[curious_me]

Yo. I just pulled out a file folder of parodies I have write and sang them to my bf, trying so desperately not to crack up at my own superb wit, and that motherfucker just sat there grinding bullets with a dremel tool. I’m actually not sure wtf he was doing but what he wasn’t doing was acknowledging my star like entertainment skills. I ended up singing them to the dog and saying I’m a fucken genius.

You're a genius, Nebs.

 

[Lindi37]

Underwear
Pants
Belt
Undershirt
Sock sock shoe shoe (what if there’s and earthquake? Or a fire? Or alien invasion, can’t run in unbalanced foot status!)
Then breakfast
Then brush my teeth
Then overshirt

Ermagerd I had to join in.
My neuro spicy brain changes it up every so often but
Shower
Knickers
Makeup
Bra
Pants/skirt
Top
Hair
Socks
Shoes/boots
Or heels (sans socks)

Please note it’s the height of summer here and we’ve been having 30 plus degree days (metric, ballbags)

 

[Lindi37]

I can help.
1) underwear (if you wear it)
2) bra (if you wear one)
3) pants
4) shirt
5) socks
7)shoes
8) jacket

Fail proof. And I am someone who gets stuck alllll the time when faced with mundane simple daily activities

#neuroSPICY

 

[Lindi37]

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Care to weigh in @Wand3rlust ??

None! You can see the edges
And the damn seams

 

[Lindi37]

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Gen Y bringing it with the vocab

 

[Lindi37]

Sorry for the brain dump

I came (but did I?)
I saw ( some memes and other awesome shit)
I conquered yeeted myself out of here

 

[LupineOne]

Sorry for the brain dump

I came (but did I?)
I saw ( some memes and other awesome shit)
I conquered yeeted myself out of here

I love it when you’re around

 

[devilsanus]

Sorry for the brain dump

I came (but did I?)
I saw ( some memes and other awesome shit)
I conquered yeeted myself out of here

I love it when you come and yeet. I think.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sorry for the brain dump

I came (but did I?)
I saw ( some memes and other awesome shit)
I conquered yeeted myself out of here

I had to doublecheck that this was you and I didn’t write this while drunk last night.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ermagerd I had to join in.
My neuro spicy brain changes it up every so often but
Shower
Knickers
Makeup
Bra
Pants/skirt
Top
Hair
Socks
Shoes/boots
Or heels (sans socks)

Please note it’s the height of summer here and we’ve been having 30 plus degree days (metric, ballbags)

In the winter do you add a robe between the knickers and the makeup?

 

[Apisto42]

So do most women put pants/skirt on first? My perception has been that men usually put on shirt before pants. Assumption being that men often tuck their shirts.

 

[crazychemgirl]

back on clothes again I see…

Well here’s another one… when you go to drive somewhere, what order do you get going?

Key in ignition
Start Jeep
Seatbelt on
(Lights on if needed)
(Wipers on if needed)
Music set and ready to play
GPS on if needed
Car in drive and off you go