Cock Talk

[ShaneoD]

I suspect that almost all of them have considered autofellatio, but they give up when they can't even come close to reaching it. Does that count as trying?

Some guys try more than others it seems . I'll add that every guy has put aftershave on their balls, ONCE

 

[SassySheDevil]

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If you are talking about arguing over breakfast sausages, then yes.

Does that morning hard on make you crave sausage? I'd be happy to watch you eat it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm a lightweight apparently, and was asleep when this party got started. Let me begin by stating clearly: I. Love. BJ's.

I love everything about it. What's not to love? There's a heady mixture of submission & control. The women I know who are not fans often have the objection that guys smell. I've never run into that issue. Maybe scrub a little better, gentlemen?

The cock I get to deal with on the daily is pretty fucking nice. There are few more satisfying feelings than his exhale when my tongue runs over his frenulum. I'll take it anyway he'll allow me to give it.

Now, my spouse is vanilla AF, and he's grossed out by the idea of me swallowing. But, someday I'm hoping to convince him to let me...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I only know about blowjobs from the perspective of the giver and have often wondered what it's like to be on the receiving end. I have some ideas about the answers to these questions but would love to have a discussion.

Who likes them?

Not me. Just kidding.

What do you like most?

Watching a partner enjoy herself with my body. Love that stuff.

Who doesn't like them?

The Amish

Why not?

religion or some shit.

What makes a blow job amazing versus good?

Enthusiasm, exploring hands, eye contact, also I admit saying nice things about my dick is something I like.

What makes a blowjob bad? How bad is bad?

Slow, meandering, no effort, you can just tell when someone doesnt like it. That's a drag.

Are there any things that must be done or should never be done during a blow job?

Using hands as well totally helps. Definitely dont act grossed out.

Spit or swallow does it matter?

Doesn't even remotely matter. My load is yours, do with it what you will. I don't mind if you spit, just don't make a show out of spitting. Yes, I know my jizz isn't exactly vanilla soft serve, just don't act like I just filled your mouth with poison. I had a girl once give me the best beej ever and she ended it by frantically looking around my bedroom for a trashcan to spit in while making a barfy face. Just don't do THAT.

Kissing after you cum? Yes, hell yes, no, or fuck no?

Fuck, and I can't stress this enough, YES. Be nasty. Know that I'm down for it.

 

[BongoGal]

It's considered an insult to call a guy a wanker even though every guy has wanked. What about when people find out that some dude has sucked himself off? Does he get called a cocksucker even if it is only his own cock that he has sucked? Would people mock this guy but feel a need to add that they would do it if they could?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It's considered an insult to call a guy a wanker even though every guy has wanked. What about when people find out that some dude has sucked himself off? Does he get called a cocksucker even if it is only his own cock that he has sucked? Would people mock this guy but feel a need to add that they would do it if they could?

I was able S my own D as a (much skinnier) younger person. Not to completion but I could easily clear the tip and get a little shaft. Calling me a wanker and a cocksucker is like calling water wet. It's a natural state. Zero shame.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was able S my own D as a (much skinnier) younger person. Not to completion but I could easily clear the tip and get a little shaft. Calling me a wanker and a cocksucker is like calling water wet. It's a natural state. Zero shame.

This is one of those fun facts about someone that is at first a bit surprising but then you’re like, oh yeah, of course

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

This is one of those fun facts about someone that is at first a bit surprising but then you’re like, oh yeah, of course

That's a wonderful compliment. Thanks, good buddy

 

[hotwords229_A]

I suspect that almost all of them have considered autofellatio, but they give up when they can't even come close to reaching it. Does that count as trying?

Some of us NEVER give up!

Does that morning hard on make you crave sausage? I'd be happy to watch you eat it.

I usually tape it to my hard-on and then perform auto-sauasatio. I would love to have you watch.

Now, my spouse is vanilla AF, and he's grossed out by the idea of me swallowing. But, someday I'm hoping to convince him to let me...

Okay, that’s the first time I heard of a guy being grossed out by someone else swallowing. It hadn’t occurred to me, but I bet most guys who fear their own secret sauce also don’t like thinking about their partner swallowing it.

New thought: don’t most blowjobbers swallow as it comes out?

When I decided to get over my own disgust of cum, I jerked off into my mouth. I was surprised to learn that I instinctively swallowed as it filled my mouth (me on my back, bent over, cock hovering over mouth). It also didn’t taste bad at all. I encourage all guys to try this.

It's considered an insult to call a guy a wanker even though every guy has wanked. What about when people find out that some dude has sucked himself off? Does he get called a cocksucker even if it is only his own cock that he has sucked? Would people mock this guy but feel a need to add that they would do it if they could?

That type of mocking would be based entirely on envy.
I would suck my own cock so go hard I would turn myself inside out!

This is one of those fun facts about someone that is at first a bit surprising but then you’re like, oh yeah, of course

It’s like finding your Yoda.

 

[PersonalFavors]

This may be an overshare but y’all have been so great about sharing and I asked the BJ question and I am comfortable sharing so…

So this is my favorite position/angle. It is not how it always happens because I have to ask for it this way but it’s the best.

I should say that I love blow jobs. Giving pleasure to my partner is something I adore and the power dynamic is heady. Gentle and slow, exploratory, tasting and teasing are all fantastic. Hearing his breath catch, seeing goosebumps cover his skin and tasting his precum are such a treats. I am in complete control and get to tease him and bring him to the edge and I love everything about it. But being on my back, on the bed with my head hanging off not only creates a perfect angle for him to thrust nice and deep it also allows me to be fully exposed and on display. It makes it so easy for him to use his hands on me in the ways I crave. In my hair, holding my head and setting the pace and guiding the rhythm, on my body. Teasing me and caressing me until I’m almost overwhelmed by the sensations.
I can take him deeper this angle and a bit rougher. Where blow jobs in other positions feel less submissive (even on my knees) when I’m on my back I’ve fully given myself over to him.
I think this is why it’s my favorite postion to be in. It also feels different. It’s less a blow job and more like getting fucked. It is a little more raw and primal.

I had a girlfriend that let me do her like this. I have never been into rough and like the head and frenulum to be the main point of sensory. I liked this privilege for that, how she could caress my balls and butt and when I came. I cum a lot and like this with real power. I liked her telling me how it was no option as I injected her throat and how it was hard to keep up swallowing the rest while upside down. It was one kind of blow job I was not ready to fuck her right after. Needed a little recovery time.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Okay, that’s the first time I heard of a guy being grossed out by someone else swallowing. It hadn’t occurred to me, but I bet most guys who fear their own secret sauce also don’t like thinking about their partner swallowing it.

New thought: don’t most blowjobbers swallow as it comes out?

When I decided to get over my own disgust of cum, I jerked off into my mouth. I was surprised to learn that I instinctively swallowed as it filled my mouth (me on my back, bent over, cock hovering over mouth). It also didn’t taste bad at all. I encourage all guys to try this.

Oh, honey, bless your optimistic heart. It took him 10 years of marriage to come out of a shower in a towel, instead of fully clothed. I think we've got another 15 years before he's comfortable letting me swallow. He wasn't even raised religious, so I have no idea where his reserve comes from. But, I do offer occasionally, and always will, just to let him know it's on the table.

I have a quirk that I think a lot of somewhat submissive women do, @Photog1rl mentioned it as well, and that is that it is a huge turn on for me that I'm doing whatever it is that turns him on. If he's not turned on by an act, or worse, disgusted, it loses its joy for me. So I can day dream about threesomes, hot wife-ing, and BJ's galore, but the moment I let the reality of it not turning him on invade my mind, *poof*, it's no longer hot.

In summary: I'm bored AF, so now I'm on Lit constantly

 

[Bebode]

Oh, honey, bless your optimistic heart. It took him 10 years of marriage to come out of a shower in a towel, instead of fully clothed. I think we've got another 15 years before he's comfortable letting me swallow. He wasn't even raised religious, so I have no idea where his reserve comes from. But, I do offer occasionally, and always will, just to let him know it's on the table.

I have a quirk that I think a lot of somewhat submissive women do, @Photog1rl mentioned it as well, and that is that it is a huge turn on for me that I'm doing whatever it is that turns him on. If he's not turned on by an act, or worse, disgusted, it loses its joy for me. So I can day dream about threesomes, hot wife-ing, and BJ's galore, but the moment I let the reality of it not turning him on invade my mind, *poof*, it's no longer hot.

In summary: I'm bored AF, so now I'm on Lit constantly

I don’t think that’s a quirk - I think it’s natural. I at least build up in my head the situation, and if the other person isn’t into it or whatever then it’s a huge disappointment and jolt to the ego. It hurts a bit and it just puts you off doing it trying it again.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This is one of those fun facts about someone that is at first a bit surprising but then you’re like, oh yeah, of course

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Apisto42]

Oh, honey, bless your optimistic heart. It took him 10 years of marriage to come out of a shower in a towel, instead of fully clothed. I think we've got another 15 years before he's comfortable letting me swallow. He wasn't even raised religious, so I have no idea where his reserve comes from. But, I do offer occasionally, and always will, just to let him know it's on the table.

I have a quirk that I think a lot of somewhat submissive women do, @Photog1rl mentioned it as well, and that is that it is a huge turn on for me that I'm doing whatever it is that turns him on. If he's not turned on by an act, or worse, disgusted, it loses its joy for me. So I can day dream about threesomes, hot wife-ing, and BJ's galore, but the moment I let the reality of it not turning him on invade my mind, *poof*, it's no longer hot.

In summary: I'm bored AF, so now I'm on Lit constantly

Where were you 23 years ago when I was looking for a wife?

I agree with the idea that if your partner isn’t turned on by what you’re doing it loses its appeal. Sex is after all a joint effort and a participatory one. I get off on my partner getting off, so if she’s not turned on by what doing, I lose my own interest in doing it.

 

[Apisto42]

I was able S my own D as a (much skinnier) younger person. Not to completion but I could easily clear the tip and get a little shaft. Calling me a wanker and a cocksucker is like calling water wet. It's a natural state. Zero shame.

I did this as well, but I have to confess, it’s like sucking your own fingertips. When someone else does it, it feels incredible, but done by yourself, it’s just a finger in your mouth.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*reflexively puts finger in mouth*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So where are we with other people sucking their own fingertips? I mean working for me…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Trying to work out the Venn diagram of sucking here…but uggh bosses be calling and junk.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think this is why it’s my favorite postion to be in. It also feels different. It’s less a blow job and more like getting fucked. It is a little more raw and primal.

This makes total sense to me.
But there’s no way you can have any kind of gag reflex, I assume?

Oh, honey, bless your optimistic heart. It took him 10 years of marriage to come out of a shower in a towel, instead of fully clothed. I think we've got another 15 years before he's comfortable letting me swallow.

So sex in the old people’s home is going to be amazing for both of you!
#optimism.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I did this as well, but I have to confess, it’s like sucking your own fingertips. When someone else does it, it feels incredible, but done by yourself, it’s just a finger in your mouth.

This confuses me.

I get that it’s better if someone else is doing it, but . . . I don’t think my fingertips have that many nerve endings in them, do they?

I mean, I know slamming my fingers in a door hurts like hell, but it can’t be worse than slamming my dick in a door!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This confuses me.

I get that it’s better if someone else is doing it, but . . . I don’t think my fingertips have that many nerve endings in them, do they?

I mean, I know slamming my fingers in a door hurts like hell, but it can’t be worse than slamming my dick in a door!

How much of a scientist are you?

 

[Apisto42]

This confuses me.

I get that it’s better if someone else is doing it, but . . . I don’t think my fingertips have that many nerve endings in them, do they?

I mean, I know slamming my fingers in a door hurts like hell, but it can’t be worse than slamming my dick in a door!

Hmm, okay. If my wife is sucking my thumb it signals to both my brain and my cock and I could damn near cum from her just doing that. If I suck my thumb it is not a turn on.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This confuses me.

I get that it’s better if someone else is doing it, but . . . I don’t think my fingertips have that many nerve endings in them, do they?

I mean, I know slamming my fingers in a door hurts like hell, but it can’t be worse than slamming my dick in a door!

Your have soooo many nerves in your fingertips

So sex in the old people’s home is going to be amazing for both of you!
#optimism.

I'm going to be the hottest fucking granny you ever did see, cruising down the halls in my pimped out scooter with flames up the sides, and a license plate saying DAT ASS

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How much of a scientist are you?

Not sure these trials would be reliably repeatable?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I did this as well, but I have to confess, it’s like sucking your own fingertips. When someone else does it, it feels incredible, but done by yourself, it’s just a finger in your mouth.

I think for me it was just such an uncomfortable angle. I had to do a sit up, crane my neck down, and aim my dick upwards. Kinda fun to do to know you can do it, but it wasn't really a go to sex act.

*reflexively puts finger in mouth*

Me too!

This confuses me.

I get that it’s better if someone else is doing it, but . . . I don’t think my fingertips have that many nerve endings in them, do they?

I mean, I know slamming my fingers in a door hurts like hell, but it can’t be worse than slamming my dick in a door!

I think the act of finger sucking itself is an erotic tease. It feels good on its own, not necessarily something that would make me ranch right away, but it gives a sense of "if I can do this to your finger just think what else I can do."

You can also be like "I've got nine more."