Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 1498366]

I was wondering the same thing. Shit.

Maybe we can share a password?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Maybe we can share a password?

Like Netflix...but for boob access

 

[curious_me]

Do you take Monopoly money? Otherwise I think I’m going to have to start my own OnlyMoms to pay for the subscription to yours

Can you at least alternate days?
You know, the way the money is tied up, need a few days to transfer.

 

[LupineOne]

Like Netflix...but for boob access

Boobs make everything better

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Boobs make everything better

Facts!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Boobs make everything better

Facts!

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'll share for free when I feel like it...otherwise, you hit me up on my new website OnlyMoms. For $500 a month you can watch me fold laundry topless.

That sounds like a great idea, except I hate folding laundry. If only I could just like...masturbate or something instead

 

[LupineOne]

That sounds like a great idea, except I hate folding laundry. If only I could just like...masturbate or something instead

I wouldn’t stop you

 

[Trubbycat]

I wouldn’t stop you

Just don’t masturbate on the clean laundry.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That sounds like a great idea, except I hate folding laundry. If only I could just like...masturbate or something instead

I wouldn’t stop you

Hey, he's right, no one will stop you. I'm sure there's a market for that on OnlyMoms You just can't do it on the laundry table

 

[__Nathan1968]

That sounds like a great idea, except I hate folding laundry. If only I could just like...masturbate or something instead

Make sure you do hospital corners, please.

 

[LupineOne]

Hey, he's right, no one will stop you. I'm sure there's a market for that on OnlyMoms You just can't do it on the laundry table

Don’t make a nest of the laundry either

 

[jason28053]

Hey, he's right, no one will stop you. I'm sure there's a market for that on OnlyMoms You just can't do it on the laundry table

I’ll bet she can

 

[curious_me]

Just don’t masturbate on the clean laundry.

wash, dry, repeat...

 

[LupineOne]

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

That's how I feel about video games. Can't tell you how many people have suggested I go into video game development, but I just want to play them without having the fun sucked out by turning them into "work"

I took a couple 3D animation classes at the local state college. Turns out I don't have that particular gift/aptitude. Still got an A though because the young nerds pretty much did my projects for me. I'd mess something up and get stuck and they'd try to teach me how to fix it. Honey, if I messed it up this bad, there's no way I'll ever be able to fix it.

The classes were fun though! Seeing how they create digital art was fascinating. Changed the way I see movies knowing their tricks. lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

This group talks about dinosaurs almost as much as my 6-year-old.
And sorry, folks. Ankylosaurus is the best dinosaur.

Does everyone else envision two massive ankles with a tiny body and little arms? Or is it just me?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22 will be so pleased to see this

Dang skippy I was. Some sense amongst you buncha heathens . Though, now that I think about it… I don’t know whiskeyjack that well. Is their side a good one to be on?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dang skippy I was. Some sense amongst you bunch heathens . Though, now that I think about it… I don’t know whiskeyjack that well. Is their side a good one to be on?

He's a great guy even though he hates cheese.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The worst day of the week … HAS to be … garbage, recycling and compost day.

 

[Bry1313]

The worst day of the week … HAS to be … garbage, recycling and compost day.

Is it on a Monday? If not, then it’s not the worst day of the week.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Is it on a Monday? If not, then it’s not the worst day of the week.

I think sometimes Tuesday can be worse than Monday. Because Tuesday sees Monday and is like "I can top that shit. Hold my beer."

 

[Bry1313]

I think sometimes Tuesday can be worse than Monday. Because Tuesday sees Monday and is like "I can top that shit. Hold my beer."

But Tuesday is taco themed…..and titty themed.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

But Tuesday is taco themed…..and titty themed.

That definitely helps. That's the spoonful of titty sugar to make the Tuesday medicine go down.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He's a great guy even though he hates cheese.

Sounds like he’s on the right team at least twice!