Sex & Shenanigans

[Dubinsky]

...I'm still scrolling down that subreddit.

Holy shizzle.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

there's a whole subreddit of these

Maybe it has a modified tailpipe?
I feel like I may have overshared and I just want it on the record that I don't jerk off to that subreddit anymore

I clicked that link and am so glad it wasn't as bad as it could have been. NMK but maybe dragon and car lovers will find it erotic

Indeed, yes. I have to get my priorities straight.

I have to say, the one where Falkor from Neverending Story is boning "your stepdad's Trans-Am" does look as though both parties are equally joyful. I cried.

Yes, for the love of god guys don't yuck my yum

https://bad-dragon.com/
Recommended by @RuneBlade
I'm sure there's something in there to tickle @Indie 's fancy too
I feel like the big "NEED HELP?" button is just for you, @deefalttwunnyfor

 

[Dubinsky]

...jeez...

Buncha Smaugfuckers in here.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm sure there's something in there to tickle @Indie 's fanny too

FIFY

 

[RuneBlade]

https://bad-dragon.com/
Recommended by @RuneBlade
I'm sure there's something in there to tickle @Indie 's fancy too
I feel like the big "NEED HELP?" button is just for you, @deefalttwunnyfor

I mean, I can't recommend the dildos... I've never had one. I was just suggesting them as an option for anyone looking for size, because they make them BIG (and small).

I do have a masturbator for fellas, kinda like a fleshlight but different. Definitely works well, though it's... tough to get into sometimes. It's tight!

 

[RuneBlade]

Science dictates that pizza preferences are personal and thereby we can’t yuck someone else’s yum

Agreed! Except for pineapple.

 

[Dubinsky]

I mean, I can't recommend the dildos... I've never had one. I was just suggesting them as an option for anyone looking for size, because they make them BIG (and small).

I do have a masturbator for fellas, kinda like a fleshlight but different. Definitely works well, though it's... tough to get into sometimes. It's tight!

*holds myself back from mentioning cheese, in many different contexts...*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean, I can't recommend the dildos... I've never had one. I was just suggesting them as an option for anyone looking for size, because they make them BIG (and small).

I do have a masturbator for fellas, kinda like a fleshlight but different. Definitely works well, though it's... tough to get into sometimes. It's tight!

LOL I didn't say recommended from experience, but you did tell me about the site.

Also, look, we're not ALWAYS talking about buttholes here! Today it's monster dick.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I mean, I can't recommend the dildos... I've never had one. I was just suggesting them as an option for anyone looking for size, because they make them BIG (and small).

I do have a masturbator for fellas, kinda like a fleshlight but different. Definitely works well, though it's... tough to get into sometimes. It's tight!

#girthyhumblebrag

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I do have a masturbator for fellas, kinda like a fleshlight but different. Definitely works well, though it's... tough to get into sometimes. It's tight!

Go on...

 

[Dubinsky]

Also, look, we're not ALWAYS talking about buttholes here! Today it's monster dick.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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[LupineOne]

That tracks

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok so … after the sock / shoe debate… I wondered… how do you get dressed??

Underwear
Bra (ladies)
Pant
Top
Socks

…. And for it’s sock sock shoe shoe

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ok so … after the sock / shoe debate… I wondered… how do you get dressed??

Underwear
Bra (ladies)
Pant
Top
Socks

…. And for it’s sock sock shoe shoe

Boxers
Pants
Shirt
Sock, shoe, sock, shoe.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Boxers
Pants
Shirt
Sock, shoe, sock, shoe.

You psychopath

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You psychopath

Just because it's not what you said!

 

[Bry1313]

Ok so … after the sock / shoe debate… I wondered… how do you get dressed??

Underwear
Bra (ladies)
Pant
Top
Socks

…. And for it’s sock sock shoe shoe

Underwear
Undershirt/tee shirt
Shorts/pants
Any other top if required
Socks only if leaving the house

 

[Bry1313]

Boxers
Pants
Shirt
Sock, shoe, sock, shoe.

Why would you do footwear like that….there is something broken with you

Also I’m sure the boxers are comfy old timer

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok so … after the sock / shoe debate… I wondered… how do you get dressed??

Underwear
Bra (ladies)
Pant
Top
Socks

…. And for it’s sock sock shoe shoe

Sweater/ jacket, slipper, slipper

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok so … after the sock / shoe debate… I wondered… how do you get dressed??

Underwear
Bra (ladies)
Pant
Top
Socks

…. And for it’s sock sock shoe shoe

Same, same.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

there's a whole subreddit of these

Everything is truly on reddit...

 

[Bry1313]

Sweater/ jacket, slipper, slipper

So just a sweater and slippers. I approve of this outfit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Everything is truly on reddit...

And yet, nothing good is either. Odd how that works.

 

[Bry1313]

And yet, nothing good is either. Odd how that works.

Nothing good…….to you.