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I'd kind of hope anyone on here would go more for a real hump than a leg one 🤣🤣

Also, “hump” is soooo 4th grade. 🤣🤣🤣
When that was the dirtiest thing I could think of.
There's a road nearby that, in the length of a school campus, has 4 crosswalks they just made raised. Right before each one, it says HUMP in each lane, so as you go down the road, you see "HUMP HUMP HUMP" in huge letters 4 times!
 
There's a road nearby that, in the length of a school campus, has 4 crosswalks they just made raised. Right before each one, it says HUMP in each lane, so as you go down the road, you see "HUMP HUMP HUMP" in huge letters 4 times!
That's what they do in your state, right? I don't think I've seen speed bumps be called humps anywhere else.
 
Don’t worry about it. My friend will just be in the corner doing his thing.

Looks like your friend is in good company

Hey! I like humping!

I mean..as a word that’s fun to say.

I may not be contradicting your point here 🤔?
It's cause you went to my super free dirty talk school where you get what you paid for. Good thing I have my youth and good looks going for me still... you better work on something else...
 
Looks like your friend is in good company


It's cause you went to my super free dirty talk school where you get what you paid for. Good thing I have my youth and good looks going for me still... you better work on something else...
Goddammit! Bamboozled yet again!

Hey do you have any seminars on scam avoidance?
 
Looks like your friend is in good company


It's cause you went to my super free dirty talk school where you get what you paid for. Good thing I have my youth and good looks going for me still... you better work on something else...
They are humps or tables, like a speed bump but the raised part is several feet of roadway instead of just a foot. They started this a few years ago "for pedestrian safety" without addressing morons not looking before crossing, but I digress. We have bumps too.
 
They are humps or tables, like a speed bump but the raised part is several feet of roadway instead of just a foot. They started this a few years ago "for pedestrian safety" without addressing morons not looking before crossing, but I digress. We have bumps too.
If the humps are near a crosswalk, I’d say the bigger issue is cars don’t realize they are supposed to yield to pedestrians. As a resident of a car culture city……it’s the cars that are the problem.
 
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Ham and pineapple obviously
Sliced Italian sausage (not the greyish-brown lumps most pizza places use), bell peppers, onions, garlic, hand-grated Parm and Romano...maaaybe some tomatoes or a liiittle bit of sun-dried tomatoes (infinitely better, but packs a bigger flavor punch). Maybe fresh basil too!

Signature Saffron TIKKA Masala sauce, Hand crushed San Marzano tomatoes,Tandoor baked Chicken Kebab, mango chutney, Roasted sweet peppers, fresh cilantro,olive oil, grilled onions, Himalayan salt with splash of Kaffir lime.

And vegan cheese.

The only way I ever want to eat pizza given the choice
Normally don't like chicken on pizza because it tends to dry out once refrigerated and cold pizza is life, but I'd try that fresh...minus the vegan cheese.

Ground beef or Italian sausage, onion, green pepper, and tomatoes.
This plus garlic would be a good jumping off point.

No pineapple on pizza - tis a hard and fast rule
eww no its bad nasty and wrong

Just saying its so so wrong
Love you more and more each day ❤️

From what I've heard on Lit you may want to eat lots of pineapple. If you’re the kind of guy that cares about what he shares. 😉
Sadly, that's a myth 😞

Theres an Indian pizza place Ive been meaning to try. But like garlic nann just seems like the better carb choice
I think I know the exact one you're talking about! Used to be a burger joint. Roommate tried it and liked it, but didn't love it. He's picky about pizza though and normally drives to Long Beach or Fullerton for deep dish, cuz 1 has better sauce, but the other has better crust. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Someone please explain why ham suddenly becomes "Canadian bacon" once it touches pizza dough
Blame Canada!
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From my book:

“Do you ever think about how even when you close your eyes, they’re still seeing? Like, they’re never really … off. They’re just covered up”

I…do? Is that weird?

I also think a lot about how what we see isn’t what our eyes see, it’s what our brain is telling us our eyes see. Man color blindness weirds me out.

Yeah I definitely think about this stuff. Also that we don't know for sure that what I see as a color is what someone else sees. We just use language to agree blue is blue, but maybe my blue is your white.
I used to work at an eye doctor's office. I definitely think about that! And how eyelashes can cause floaters. I saw one when I was a small kid without having the technical language to describe it, and my mom and sister told me it was just my imagination. 🤬

Make sure they're not married. Like really REALLY sure. Every. Damn. Time. And emotionally mature enough for a real relationship.
 
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