Sex & Shenanigans

[BodieOhl]

Show is.. Fargo

This season's ending is interesting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This season's ending is interesting.

I’m only on season 3

 

[BodieOhl]

I’m only on season 3

Ok, no spoilers from me!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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someone needs to tell me I don’t need a Medusa tattoo

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[MindYaBitness]

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someone needs to tell me I don’t need a Medusa tattoo

You need this Medusa tattoo

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

1. Fell out of the hayloft of a barn straight onto the concrete floor headfirst reaching for a cat. Hit a pitchfork on the way down.

2. Wasn’t convinced a cattle fence would deliver that much of a kick. Grabbed it. Yes, grabbed.
The definition of FAAFO.

3. Look before you leap
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Fucking yikes! Glad you're okay, Wolfie

Morning my fellow shenanigang…

What is your current hyper fixation?

Food is.. yogurt in the mornings with mini wheats cereal … and cereal in general.
Show is.. Fargo


I think that’s it for now.

Cranberry white cheddar cheese from Aldi with crackers and apple slices.
Peanut butter, Nutella and banana on whole grain sammich, toasted so it's all melty and gooey.

Current hyperfixation food that I’ve been going on for actually several months now is Caesar salad with one of those jasmine or basmati minute rice cups (heated up and added in). Plus I’ll add in whatever else I feel like/have in the fridge- chicken, bacon, cucumber, spinach, tuna, anything like that.
I could eat this every day and not be tired of it.
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My husband thought I was weird the first time I did it but now he’s hooked too. The contrast of textures and temperatures is so good.

Hot lettuce is chaotic evil behavior.

My husband is brown and he can be controlled by queso too.

Shhhhh...don't give away the secrets of my people like that!

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LOL just saved this this morning!

 

[Dubinsky]

white cheddar cheese

…yes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fucking yikes! Glad you're okay, Wolfie


Cranberry white cheddar cheese from Aldi with crackers and apple slices.
Peanut butter, Nutella and banana on whole grain sammich, toasted so it's all melty and gooey.




Hot lettuce is chaotic evil behavior.


Shhhhh...don't give away the secrets of my people like that!


LOL just saved this this morning!

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You’d be surprised … one of my favourite things is the warm rice bowl from chopped leaf ..,

Warm brown rice
Spinach
Dried cranberries
Pecans
Shredded carrots
Chickpeas
Goddess dressing


It’s fucking heavenly

 

[BodieOhl]

Is the dressing made from real Goddesses?

 

[Xerxes82]

Is the dressing made from real Goddesses?

I can't speak for anyone else, but some cream of Aphrodite on my lips isn't something I'd say no to...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is the dressing made from real Goddesses?

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[BodieOhl]

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My favorite line from a movie!

 

[Xerxes82]

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someone needs to tell me I don’t need a Medusa tattoo

You already have the necessary tools to turn at least half the populace to stone. Or at least make them harder than they were before looking at you.

Whether you need this power over the other half I leave to you.

 

[morelikeasong]

Hot lettuce is chaotic evil behavior.

Nooo the lettuce is cold and the rice is warm

 

[jason28053]

Current hyperfixation food that I’ve been going on for actually several months now is Caesar salad with one of those jasmine or basmati minute rice cups (heated up and added in). Plus I’ll add in whatever else I feel like/have in the fridge- chicken, bacon, cucumber, spinach, tuna, anything like that.
I could eat this every day and not be tired of it.
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Cheese dildo in the fridge?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I fell down a rabbit hole last night...

 

[Strixaluco]

Morning my fellow shenanigang…

What is your current hyper fixation?

Don't know if it's really a hyperfixation, but something in that direction...

Dark whole grain bread (would choose rye if I could), homemade tsatsiki and a thin slice of smoked ham.

Or the same bread with tuna spread. Or yoghurt-tomato-sesam-parsley-mix (think of it like tsatsiki but with tomato instead, without seeds).

 

[Dubinsky]

Cheese dildo in the fridge?

*twitches a little*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You’d be surprised … one of my favourite things is the warm rice bowl from chopped leaf ..,

Warm brown rice
Spinach
Dried cranberries
Pecans
Shredded carrots
Chickpeas
Goddess dressing


It’s fucking heavenly

Nooo the lettuce is cold and the rice is warm

No but rice retains so much heat that it would make the lettuce hot and wilty. Can't do it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

*twitches a little*

Twitch because you want a cheese dildo or twitch because you’ve been personally victimized by a cheese dildo

 

[crazychemgirl]

No but rice retains so much heat that it would make the lettuce hot and wilty. Can't do it!

No I promise you it’s delicious

 

[Dubinsky]

Twitch because you want a cheese dildo or twitch because you’ve been personally victimized by a cheese dildo

Just the thought of it existing is oddly exciting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You already have the necessary tools to turn at least half the populace to stone. Or at least make them harder than they were before looking at you.

Whether you need this power over the other half I leave to you.

I think this is your way of saying I’m hot.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok … I’ll just magically grow bigger hands even though I haven’t grown since I was 18

Really? I stopped at 13... incidentally, around the time I discovered raspberry mocha frappes

 

[Xerxes82]

I think this is your way of saying I’m hot.

I was thinking the no less obvious "You have boobs," but if it works it works.