Sex & Shenanigans

I've never used a TENS machine, on my nipples or anywhere else, so of course I haven't seen the instructions manual either. Doesn't mean some people who have access to the manual haven't done it anyway 🤣
Oh now. They for sure have. See also genitals. And some other spots explicitly forbidden that I forget but are probably more legitimate misuse.

It was a lifesaver when I had sciatica.
 
I've never used a TENS machine, on my nipples or anywhere else, so of course I haven't seen the instructions manual either. Doesn't mean some people who have access to the manual haven't done it anyway 🤣
My boyfriend put on his friends electric dog collar before and ran full blast at the fence. It stopped him momentarily
 
My boyfriend put on his friends electric dog collar before and ran full blast at the fence. It stopped him momentarily
This just reminded me that my friend convinced me to hold his dog’s shock collar to see how it felt. he had done it on his own neck but I wasn’t interested in that.
 
Okay, so the shock collar and electric fence is probably on the lower end of Stupid Things Guys Do, but it reminds me of a theory of mine. I'm convinced that every adult (amab) male has at least 3 incredibly fucking stupid / dangerous things they've done in their lives that could have killed or permanently disabled them.

*Waits patiently for all the "dude! One time, my buddies and I..." stories*
 
Okay, so the shock collar and electric fence is probably on the lower end of Stupid Things Guys Do, but it reminds me of a theory of mine. I'm convinced that every adult (amab) male has at least 3 incredibly fucking stupid / dangerous things they've done in their lives that could have killed or permanently disabled them.

*Waits patiently for all the "dude! One time, my buddies and I..." stories*
1. Fell out of the hayloft of a barn straight onto the concrete floor headfirst reaching for a cat. Hit a pitchfork on the way down.

2. Wasn’t convinced a cattle fence would deliver that much of a kick. Grabbed it. Yes, grabbed.
The definition of FAAFO.

3. Look before you leap
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Okay, so the shock collar and electric fence is probably on the lower end of Stupid Things Guys Do, but it reminds me of a theory of mine. I'm convinced that every adult (amab) male has at least 3 incredibly fucking stupid / dangerous things they've done in their lives that could have killed or permanently disabled them.

*Waits patiently for all the "dude! One time, my buddies and I..." stories*
So very many.

I wasn’t really irresponsible, except when driving. I just used to have a pretty dangerous job.
 
Morning my fellow shenanigang…

What is your current hyper fixation?

Food is.. yogurt in the mornings with mini wheats cereal … and cereal in general.
Show is.. Fargo


I think that’s it for now.
 
I did it once and it wasn’t what I expected. Now once it was turned all the way up then yeah it was what I expected
 
Okay, so the shock collar and electric fence is probably on the lower end of Stupid Things Guys Do, but it reminds me of a theory of mine. I'm convinced that every adult (amab) male has at least 3 incredibly fucking stupid / dangerous things they've done in their lives that could have killed or permanently disabled them.

*Waits patiently for all the "dude! One time, my buddies and I..." stories*
You mean the “hold my beer” moments
 
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