Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have no funny today … I am just anxiety. I am a big giant buzzing ball of anxiety

 

[Tigertiger55]

I have no funny today … I am just anxiety. I am a big giant buzzing ball of anxiety

Oh man! I struggle with this occasionally but getting the better of it the last 12 months

 

[morelikeasong]

I have no funny today … I am just anxiety. I am a big giant buzzing ball of anxiety

I’m sorry I wish I could offer you a boob squish hug and a hot beverage of your choice.

 

[morelikeasong]

Please tell me that the accessories are fully functional!

I mean… back in the day I smoked out of plenty of things that weren’t intended to be used that way. So I think I could make that one work. Though the clit sucker would need to come with batteries for sure.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I could go so many directions with this one but I’m going to say a clit sucker and a weed pipe

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Oh! My phone and kindle.

 

[JackKingOff]

maybe I would just be the second accessory, i even cum with a pipe!

I mean… back in the day I smoked out of plenty of things that weren’t intended to be used that way. So I think I could make that one work. Though the clit sucker would need to come with batteries for sure.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I could go so many directions with this one but I’m going to say a clit sucker and a weed pipe

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A guitar. And maybe another guitar. Or a pocket pussy/stroker if it's gotta be naughty.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean… back in the day I smoked out of plenty of things that weren’t intended to be used that way. So I think I could make that one work. Though the clit sucker would need to come with batteries for sure.

If you're an action figure, those are weapons
I'm not imagining someone trying to fight me with a clit sucker

 

[JackKingOff]

If you're an action figure, those are weapons
I'm not imagining someone trying to fight me with a clit sucker

Technically an action fig is just a toy with moveable joints for increased play… now days even barbie is considered an action figure

 

[morelikeasong]

If you're an action figure, those are weapons
I'm not imagining someone trying to fight me with a clit sucker

I’ll… make you cum till you pass out?

I was not imagining combat

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Technically an action fig is just a toy with moveable joints for increased play… now days even barbie is considered an action figure

I prefer to make them fight with a clit sucker. Stop ruining my fantasies

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ll… make you cum till you pass out?

I was not imagining combat

I wasn't really either. But I could pretend to put up a fight though

 

[JackKingOff]

I prefer to make them fight with a clit sucker. Stop ruining my fantasies

My apologies, i will let you resume your fantasies… praying I have not killed your moment.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you're an action figure, those are weapons
I'm not imagining someone trying to fight me with a clit sucker

Action figures are dolls. I fight hard for this in my vanilla nerd forums

See prior comment about not having many friends

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll… make you cum till you pass out?

I was not imagining combat

I would like to propose another Kickstarter…..

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would come with a tinier doll and Player’s Handbook

 

[morelikeasong]

I wasn't really either. But I could pretend to put up a fight though

Damn… I should have made my other accessory some rope

 

[BodieOhl]

I have no funny today … I am just anxiety. I am a big giant buzzing ball of anxiety

You've got this and we're here to help.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I prefer to make them fight with a clit sucker. Stop ruining my fantasies

Also a framed picture of me. Fighting also requires aftercare/self care.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I have no funny today … I am just anxiety. I am a big giant buzzing ball of anxiety

I love you and I'm here

 

[Lmizzler]

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Rope and handcuffs

 

[jason28053]

I could go so many directions with this one but I’m going to say a clit sucker and a weed pipe

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Maybe get the combo, the clit sucker that is also a weed pipe. Go go gadget.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Maybe get the combo, the clit sucker that is also a weed pipe. Go go gadget.

This seems…unsanitary.

I mean, it’s no cheese dildo but still…

 

[morelikeasong]

Rope and handcuffs

Can our Barbies have a play date?

 

[morelikeasong]

This seems…unsanitary.

I mean, it’s no cheese dildo but still…

Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve put my mouth on something that’s been down there.

Oh… maybe that’s not what you meant