Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

There are no absolutes with yummy sweet treats. Just guidelines,

Anything is yummy if you are hungry, drunk, or high enough.

 

[BodieOhl]

Well, *almost* anything...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sure but not everything is sweet no matter how drunk I am.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

What about a brownie base and a cookie top?

Like you I absolutely like it both ways.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Like you I absolutely like it both ways.

Lmfao … that wasn’t how I meant it but I appreciate that’s where you went with it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lmfao … that wasn’t how I meant it but I appreciate that’s where you went with it.

*narrator voice* it was, indeed, exactly how she meant it

 

[Dubinsky]

This is how you come back into the fold?

I mean, what way is better?

Hiya. Hope you’re staying warm and dry-ish down in your neck of the woods.

 

[peekingone]

What did I do? I realize it’s Tuesday but still I’m curious

Days ago we went from Showing your starfish to Girl Scout cookies and Nebs for sure would bring in another topic.....

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Or a brownie and peanut butter cookie sandwhich? Dammit I’m not even stoned just hungry

Brownie with cheesecake on top or cheesecake with a cookie crust is probably my dream dessert.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Brownie with cheesecake on top or cheesecake with a cookie crust is probably my dream dessert.

Hubby and I order cheesecake and chocolate cake on the reg … then cut each piece in half and share. The two together are phenomenal

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*le sigh* I can’t each cheesecake anymore but y’all ain’t wrong.

 

[crazychemgirl]

*le sigh* I can’t each cheesecake anymore but y’all ain’t wrong.

Lactose?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah. Taste ain’t worth the Excruciating middle of the night abdominal cramps. Mostly.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah. Taste ain’t worth the Excruciating middle of the night abdominal cramps. Mostly.

Lol @ mostly.

I do a lot of food things I shouldn’t … sometimes the pain is worth it. Sometimes not.

 

[Dubinsky]

Yeah. Taste ain’t worth the Excruciating middle of the night abdominal cramps. Mostly.

Aw. I can't imagine.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lol @ mostly.

I do a lot of food things I shouldn’t … sometimes the pain is worth it. Sometimes not.

Yeah, I it’s pretty easy now, it’s been long enough. But early on.. oh boy. Also vegan cheese on pizza and nachoes does become…acceptable…if never good

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Hubby and I order cheesecake and chocolate cake on the reg … then cut each piece in half and share. The two together are phenomenal

Cheesecake Factory’s 30th anniversary cheesecake is basically this and it’s delicious. I can’t believe I’ve never thought to do this though. One of my crowd pleasing recipes is mini Oreo cheesecakes. So good.

Lol @ mostly.

I do a lot of food things I shouldn’t … sometimes the pain is worth it. Sometimes not.

Haha it’s so true. Definitely the same way

 

[MindYaBitness]

Lol @ mostly.

I do a lot of food things I shouldn’t … sometimes the pain is worth it. Sometimes not.

Yeah, I it’s pretty easy now, it’s been long enough. But early on.. oh boy. Also vegan cheese on pizza and nachoes does become…acceptable…if never good

Why don't you just take lactaid?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why don't you just take lactaid?

It just doesn’t work. The particular manifestation of the issue is different than most others. Doctors aren’t entirely sure why. And it’s just easier to not eat it than experiment a lot. I’m sure my niece who does extensive genetics. Research on our family could hypothesize, but I’m okay just not doing things that make me feel bad

 

[MindYaBitness]

It just doesn’t work. The particular manifestation of the issue is different than most others. Doctors aren’t entirely sure why. And it’s just easier to not eat it than experiment a lot. I’m sure my niece who does extensive genetics. Research on our family could hypothesize, but I’m okay just not doing things that make me feel bad

My SO is south american. However, there is also a large Chinese population in his country as well. So there's a bit of that in his genes. Our middle child got all of it, right down to the lactose intolerance. She jokes that ice cream is worth the explosive diarrhea

 

[Dubinsky]

Someone close to me has that kind of inflammation. Lactaid works most of the time, but not all the time.

It's really frustrating.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My SO is south american. However, there is also a large Chinese population in his country as well. So there's a bit of that in his genes. Our middle child got all of it, right down to the lactose intolerance. She jokes that ice cream is worth the explosive diarrhea

Awwww I’m sorry for them. That tough for a kid to have to make that choice on ice cream! And pizza! And machines!

In my case it’s not that sort of intestinal distress it’s really 45 minute to an hour of sweat inducing stomach cramps inevitably at 4 am a few days later. It’s really, really, not fun.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm allergic to milk, not lactose intolerant. I still eat cheese because cheese is life!

 

[Dubinsky]

cheese is life!

Truth.

 

[morelikeasong]

because cheese is life

Explore the cheese, eat the cheese, sleep in the cheese. Right, @Wand3rlust ?