Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

*whispers bigger hands*

Ok … I’ll just magically grow bigger hands even though I haven’t grown since I was 18

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok … I’ll just magically grow bigger hands even though I haven’t grown since I was 18

I don’t know, you’re the chemist. Can’t you get some Pym particles or something?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

*whispers* bigger phone?

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[gga]

Ok … I’ll just magically grow bigger hands even though I haven’t grown since I was 18

I have body parts that grow when I'm on Lit.
Just sayin'

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Do I remember all the things I learned in university? … no… but do I remember ALL the lyrics to Shoop by Salt n Peppa … yep.

Why are you like this brain????

As long as you don't forget about Strange Brew you're golden ponyboy!

 

[Dubinsky]

No my phone is already too big for my hands and I can’t touch all the buttons on it while holding it with one hand

…and on Lit, that “one-hand hold” is important!

 

[crazychemgirl]

…and on Lit, that “one-hand hold” is important!

Are you wiping on the toilet while on lit?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you wiping on the toilet while on lit?

Searches for the 'eeeeuuuwwwww' emoji

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

No my phone is already too big for my hands and I can’t touch all the buttons on it while holding it with one hand

I know you didn't mean it to be but this is the sexiest thing I've read all day.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I know you didn't mean it to be but this is the sexiest thing I've read all day.

You say the sweetest things

 

[crazychemgirl]

Searches for the 'eeeeuuuwwwww' emoji

Well … what else would you be doing on lit one handed?

 

[Dubinsky]

Are you wiping on the toilet while on lit?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well … what else would you be doing on lit one handed?

Stirring the pot

 

[Dubinsky]

Stirring the pot

Yes.
Euphemistically.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stirring the pot

Mmmmm soup

 

[Dubinsky]

Mmmmm soup

…chowdery.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Stirring the pot

You excel at this. lol

 

[LupineOne]

…chowdery.

I like chowder

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why are mini sandwiches so much better than regular size sandwiches??

 

[LupineOne]

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Accurate AF

Some days, man, some days….

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why are mini sandwiches so much better than regular size sandwiches??

Is it the tiny hands again?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it the tiny hands again?

this is why guys love me … imagine how big their teeny peeners look in my tiny hands.

 

[Wand3rlust]

this is why guys love me … imagine how big their teeny peeners look in my tiny hands.

See also huge boooobs

 

[crazychemgirl]

See also huge boooobs

No the boobs are just a bonus feature.

 

[Wand3rlust]

No the boobs are just a bonus feature.

Ha I also meant your hands on boobs