Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

That does sound hot!

We filmed ourselves once. I'm not mature enough for it. We watched it later and I couldn't stop laughing

I watched it unsuspecting, after an hours long kinky fuck fest, so it was just part of the whole thing. I wonder if I would have looked at it differently if I wasnt sex delirious lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

That does sound hot!

We filmed ourselves once. I'm not mature enough for it. We watched it later and I couldn't stop laughing

I am right there with you!!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I’m sure yours are glorious and amazing …

I sleep on my stomach but like… on my stomach side … so my boobs can be supported by my arm … but my lower half is stomach side down …

This could be why I have a sore back / neck / shoulder / everything

Stop complaining about all the dick talk...all this talk of giant boobs is...well frankly, just continue. I'll notify the rest of the guys.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I watched it unsuspecting, after an hours long kinky fuck fest, so it was just part of the whole thing. I wonder if I would have looked at it differently if I wasnt sex delirious lol

I loved Sex Delirious at Coachella last year.

 

[gga]

I am right there with you!!!

I forgot I had sent you a copy of that!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s hard to sleep on your stomach when you have giant fucking tits..

Just saying.

You're telling me!?!! Oh ahhh errr do tell.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah I squish the bedding between my legs lol

Man buying a body pillow was one of the single best choices I’ve ever made in my life.

Take that as you will.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

There are certain things (vids, pics) from over the years I absolutely wish I saved. *sigh*

 

[Bbl87]

That does sound hot!

We filmed ourselves once. I'm not mature enough for it. We watched it later and I couldn't stop laughing

I've want to try filming. I know it wouldn't be a pretty sight on MY part, but I feel like the idea of it is fun. Call it something on my sex bucket list if you will.

Y'all. Listen now. I hardly have sex at home and even less on Lit. I'll take what I can get

The second post today I've felt in my soul...

I'm late to the party, but love an opportunity to share my favorite memes
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Horray for flexibility! We definitely can't rock the range of kama sutra positions here. What I wouldn't give to be able to fold her in half...

 

[gga]

What I wouldn't give to be able to fold her in half...

Folding is one thing.
Unfolding is another.
Sucks getting old

 

[Bbl87]

Folding is one thing.
Unfolding is another.
Sucks getting old

Truth.

I've literally thrown my back out with sex. And there's also my story about orgams induced thunderclap headaches, though that was probably less age related.

 

[gga]

Truth.

I've literally thrown my back out with sex. And there's also my story about orgams induced thunderclap headaches, though that was probably less age related.

I've encountered the headaches.
Thought my head was going to explode.

Which I guess makes sense since an explosion is what caused the headache

 

[MindYaBitness]

Truth.

I've literally thrown my back out with sex. And there's also my story about orgams induced thunderclap headaches, though that was probably less age related.

I pulled the muscles on my right inner thigh last week, having an orgasm try explaining that to a physical therapist!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Folding is one thing.
Unfolding is another.
Sucks getting old

Be very, very careful folding me if I've eaten at Taco Bell recently.

Truth.

I've literally thrown my back out with sex. And there's also my story about orgams induced thunderclap headaches, though that was probably less age related.

I've encountered the headaches.
Thought my head was going to explode.

Which I guess makes sense since an explosion is what caused the headache

My husband had those, I thought it was my fault. lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

Worst sex injury you’ve ever experienced

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Worst sex injury you’ve ever experienced

Pulled a back muscle jerking off for somebody. That was a bummer.

 

[Bbl87]

Be very, very careful folding me if I've eaten at Taco Bell recently.



My husband had those, I thought it was my fault. lol

The worst part was it was when we were trying for kid #1, so couldn't just lay off it for awhile. I was so damn gun shy for the next couple months.

I've encountered the headaches.
Thought my head was going to explode.

Which I guess makes sense since an explosion is what caused the headache

I thought I was having a goddamn stroke. Vision went white and everything.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I pulled the muscles on my right inner thigh last week, having an orgasm try explaining that to a physical therapist!

My imagination right now

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Worst sex injury you’ve ever experienced

no injuries really but I get leg cramps in my hips, it's weird

 

[Bbl87]

Worst sex injury you’ve ever experienced

I'd had my appendix removed laproscopically (or however you spell it), and was mostly recovered but the incisions were healing slowly. She was ancy and couldn't wait (where'd that go, haha), so she climbed on and did the work. I woke up the next morning with the gauze soaked in blood and went to the ER. Ended up just being a superficial infection, and "physical activity" had aggravated it and caused the little sac to rupture. Scary to wake up to though.

 

[theprivateone]

My love doesn’t want my to face fuck me. I just want to eat her pussy for like an hour and make her cum from letting go of herself. I don’t know how to make her more comfortable. I do not think she ever truly had someone who wants to make her cum till she passes out from pleasure. I worry that she thinks that she will have to reciprocate. Sexually she, like myself, have always been the giver. I want her to explore herself fully and I don’t know how to get her to open to that like she was when we were dating. Suggestions? I bought her a new vibrator a sucking one and she had a massive squirting orgasm like she hasn’t had in a long time but I think it scared her. She closed up and put it away and won’t talk to me about it. She grew up in a repressed religious society and all she knows about sex is what she learned and has never read anything like the vagina monologues or anything else. The idea of porn scares her. Anyone grow up like this have any ideas?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Worst sex injury you’ve ever experienced

Does getting sick mid BJ count as an injury?

AFAF of course

 

[gga]

Be very, very careful folding me if I've eaten at Taco Bell recently.

Noted.
And here you go.

My husband had those, I thought it was my fault. lol

It is. You're too damn good.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Worst sex injury you’ve ever experienced

oh, a chance to tell three embarrassing stories in one day! Aside from my unfortunate grade school flatulence, and pulling my thigh muscle orgasming, I have one more humiliation I'd like to share:

We'd been apart for over a week. We were both thirsty as hell and going at it like teenagers on prom night. We're laying there in post coital bliss, when I feel the bed buzzing, really vibrating, enough that it's shaking my body, and feels kinda nice. Uh, no, that's not the bed vibrating me. It's me vibrating the bed

We'd used a bullet vibe, but instead of grabbing the one with a cord, he used the cordless vibe, which was now lodged so far up my hoo-ha that I couldn't grab it.

I was a paramedic, I know how these things go down. I was not going to the ER for anything. I would have rather died 70 years from then, with a calcified vibe in my vagina than have one exray of the evidence go viral.

So, mirror in one hand, small spoon in the other, coughing repeatedly, I tried to find it. No luck. Swapped out the spoon for silicone tipped salad tongs. Bingo! Got it out. Threw away both utensils. Even if they were boiled & sanitized, I could not ever use them again!

End of that week was my annual with my OBGYN. She noticed that I had a bruised cervix... she gave me a stern talking to about rough sex & listening to my body. I just nodded and agreed that I'd learned my lesson. I'd much rather her think it was from a rough game of hide-the-pickle than have to say a sentence like, "But, I thought the tongs were safe because of the silicone coating!"

 

[gga]

Threw away both utensils. Even if they were boiled & sanitized, I could not ever use them again!

I guarantee you there would have been a market for those.

Or so I've heard.