Sex & Shenanigans

[gga]

You mean OUR pornhub videos. You wouldn't get near the views without these boobs!

True.
Did you check your latest ranking?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I only watch videos with boobs …



And pussy …



And masturbating …





And no men.

Well we're not making any money off of you then, dang it!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

True.
Did you check your latest ranking?

98% certified fresh. Oh wait, wrong website. My bad!

 

[gga]

I only watch videos with boobs …



And pussy …



And masturbating …





And no men.

I may have seen a few of those.
Few being a subjective term.

 

[*Twisted*]

Oh a place for shenanigans, this sounds like my kinda joint!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I may have seen a few of those.
Few being a subjective term.

Few thousand? Million?

 

[gga]

98% certified fresh. Oh wait, wrong website. My bad!

The term we use is brat, not fresh.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

One of my firm boundaries is no calls at all without prior planning. He has never pushed that limit with me nor I with him. If they respect you, they'll listen and do as you wish.

I kid mostly. Not about the gutter trash looking part, but I do appreciate when someone finds a little bit of time to call me even if it's not planned.

 

[bigelectro73]

since I didn’t want to hijack other peoples threads … I figured I should create my own thread where any random antics can go wild.

there is no one discussion theme… other than whatever you want to discuss.

let the thread flow it’s own chaotic way …

food discussions? YES!
sex discussions? DEFINITELY!
general fun back and forth? BRING IT!!



Let chaos ensue!

Oh yeah!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I kid mostly. Not about the gutter trash looking part, but I do appreciate when someone finds a little bit of time to call me even if it's not planned.

I hate phone calls in general so having an unplanned one is like getting bit by a dog.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

We're always most critical of ourselves. I'm sure the person you were with thought "holy hell, I'm a religious experience, brought him to tears!"

Haha oh yeah it was good as I remember, just a funny moment.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You always looks gorgeous babes

Pro tip: only let your friends see you at your worst so they're expectations aren't too high

 

[crazychemgirl]

I hate phone calls in general so having an unplanned one is like getting bit by a dog.

You can use your phone as a phone?

What?


I pretend my phone doesn’t have a phone feature and email or text everything

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Seriously unless you're my immediate family or my husband or GGA, I probably won't answer.

 

[gga]

I kid mostly. Not about the gutter trash looking part, but I do appreciate when someone finds a little bit of time to call me even if it's not planned.

I'm married.
If it's not scheduled sex, I wouldn't know what was going on.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You can use your phone as a phone?

What?


I pretend my phone doesn’t have a phone feature and email or text everything

This is the way.

 

[gga]

I hate phone calls in general so having an unplanned one is like getting bit by a dog.

But during the calls the biting doesn't seem to be an issue.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I only watch videos with boobs …



And pussy …



And masturbating …





And no men.

You had me up to that last one. (But that's just me.)

Dick owners jacking it is fucking beautiful. Masturbation in general is amazing to watch really.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm married.
If it's not scheduled sex, I wouldn't know what was going on.

Y'all. Listen now. I hardly have sex at home and even less on Lit. I'll take what I can get

 

[gga]

Y'all. Listen now. I hardly have sex at home and even less on Lit. I'll take what I can get

Say you're married without saying you're married.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Y'all. Listen now. I hardly have sex at home and even less on Lit. I'll take what I can get

Say you're married without saying you're married.

4 months with no married sex right here!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm late to the party, but love an opportunity to share my favorite memes

 

[gga]

4 months with no married sex right here!

Rookie.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm late to the party, but love an opportunity to share my favorite memes
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The rolls get tighter, so while I struggle to breathe, I may look skinnier. That's what I tell myself anyway!

 

[crazychemgirl]

My best friend has sex with her husband like every day …. That’s a lot of energy.