Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

They're freaking amazing

And you don't have a problem because when you're on your stomach, I have your ass up, and you're not trying to sleep.

TMI?

 

[gga]

So I shouldn't talk about how you smack my ass?

Don't talk about that, the hair pulling, or my favorite place to eat.

Sheesh. Make them use their imaginations a little bit.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Don't talk about that, the hair pulling, or my favorite place to eat.

Sheesh. Make them use their imaginations a little bit.

Yes Dadd.... um GGA.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who wouldn’t like to be a fly on the wall for people’s sex lives? … like do you ever wonder if people look like you do when you have sex? Have you ever watched yourself have sex? Via video or horrible closet mirrors .. seriously.. those HAVE to be the invention of a man.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yes Dadd.... um GGA.

Just pretend like we're not here

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Who wouldn’t like to be a fly on the wall for people’s sex lives? … like do you ever wonder if people look like you do when you have sex? Have you ever watched yourself have sex? Via video or horrible closet mirrors .. seriously.. those HAVE to be the invention of a man.

I told GGA I get distracted worrying about what I look like when we are able to do video. I shouldn't but it's a woman thing. Amiright?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just pretend like we're not here

100% …



*fades into the background like that Homer gif of him walking back into the trees that I’m way too lazy to find and post here

 

[crazychemgirl]

I told GGA I get distracted worrying about what I look like when we are able to do video. I shouldn't but it's a woman thing. Amiright?

It definitely is.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I told GGA I get distracted worrying about what I look like when we are able to do video. I shouldn't but it's a woman thing. Amiright?

I get way too worried about this too. I prefer having a heads up before a live call so I don't look like gutter trash, but no one listens to me.

 

[gga]

Who wouldn’t like to be a fly on the wall for people’s sex lives? … like do you ever wonder if people look like you do when you have sex? Have you ever watched yourself have sex? Via video or horrible closet mirrors .. seriously.. those HAVE to be the invention of a man.

I prefer the aural (and oral) aspects. Sounds are such a turn on.

And I'm not recording myself (except for those videos I got paid for.)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I get way too worried about this too. I prefer having a heads up before a live call so I don't look like gutter trash, but no one listens to me.

One of my firm boundaries is no calls at all without prior planning. He has never pushed that limit with me nor I with him. If they respect you, they'll listen and do as you wish.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I get way too worried about this too. I prefer having a heads up before a live call so I don't look like gutter trash, but no one listens to me.

You always looks gorgeous babes

 

[crazychemgirl]

I prefer the aural (and oral) aspects. Sounds are such a turn on.

And I'm not recording myself (except for those videos I got paid for.)

You get paid for videos… do tell!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I prefer the aural (and oral) aspects. Sounds are such a turn on.

And I'm not recording myself (except for those videos I got paid for.)

You're not supposed to tell people I pay you! And really it's more of a barter system. Boobs for videos. And smellable treats.

 

[gga]

One of my firm boundaries is no calls at all without prior planning.

Still on for every 2/23 and 6/23?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I told GGA I get distracted worrying about what I look like when we are able to do video. I shouldn't but it's a woman thing. Amiright?

You also … I’m sure you look amazing.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You also … I’m sure you look amazing.

I work from home so some days my hair looks like Edward Scissorhands.

 

[gga]

You're not supposed to tell people I pay you! And really it's more of a barter system. Boobs for videos. And smellable treats.

I thought I was being vague enough until you outted our exchange system.

I was going to direct her to my pornhub vids.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I work from home so some days my hair looks like Edward Scissorhands.

I don’t work from home and my hair also looks like Edward Scissorhands

 

[crazychemgirl]

I thought I was being vague enough until you outted our exchange system.

I was going to direct her to my pornhub vids.

Oh my!

 

[gga]

You also … I’m sure you look amazing.

She sure as hell does.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I thought I was being vague enough until you outted our exchange system.

I was going to direct her to my pornhub vids.

You mean OUR pornhub videos. You wouldn't get near the views without these boobs!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Who wouldn’t like to be a fly on the wall for people’s sex lives? … like do you ever wonder if people look like you do when you have sex? Have you ever watched yourself have sex? Via video or horrible closet mirrors .. seriously.. those HAVE to be the invention of a man.

Oh yeah, I've had bedrooms with mirror closets. They're definitely fun. This one time I caught a glimpse of one of my fuck faces though. I looked like I was crying. I definitely wasn't but my eyes were kinda squinty and I looked funny.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You mean OUR pornhub videos. You wouldn't get near the views without these boobs!

I only watch videos with boobs …



And pussy …



And masturbating …





And no men.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh yeah, I've had bedrooms with mirror closets. They're definitely fun. This one time I caught a glimpse of one of my fuck faces though. I looked like I was crying. I definitely wasn't but my eyes were kinda squinty and I looked funny.

We're always most critical of ourselves. I'm sure the person you were with thought "holy hell, I'm a religious experience, brought him to tears!"