Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

When does more become too much?

That's not a thing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's not a thing

Hey @Tigobitties98

 

[MindYaBitness]

So, one should dispense his orgasms parsimoniously?

Yes, and yet give freely to his partner

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hey @Tigobitties98

https://media.giphy.com/media/cl2uFFpayYyRdxxF1d/giphy.gif

 

[jason28053]

Well, the climbing kind is spelled ladder, so I think your safe from misunderstanding (I'm a natural pedant, I couldn't help it!)

Seems like you could hold back on that too or as you spell it to

 

[Bry1313]

That's not a thing

Facts

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media.giphy.com/media/cl2uFFpayYyRdxxF1d/giphy.gif

Oh shit! She’s calling my bluff!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Seems like you could hold back on that too or as you spell it to

Hey, I was 3 grades ahead in math...but two behind in reading. Dyslexia is a thing!

 

[Bbl87]

Depends on your refractory period I suppose.

It is a major factor.

That's not a thing

So you say. Just means you haven't met your limit...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey, I was 3 grades ahead in math...but two behind in reading. Dyslexia is a thing!

Homophones are classist bullshit anyway. Fight the power.

 

[jason28053]

Hey, I was 3 grades ahead in math...but two behind in reading. Dyslexia is a thing!

Rof laer

 

[Vitriolhack]

Yes, and yet give freely to his partner

Indeed, morning and evenings!

 

[MindYaBitness]

It is a major factor.



So you say. Just means you haven't met your limit...

Indeed, I have not. After our trip last summer my spouse said he needed "a few days to recover"

 

[Bbl87]

Indeed, I have not. After our trip last summer my spouse said he needed "a few days to recover"

Tell him to get to training.

I told my wife I could go another round last night, she said no, untie me so I can go to sleep.

 

[jason28053]

Indeed, I have not. After our trip last summer my spouse said he needed "a few days to recover"

From?

 

[MindYaBitness]

From?

From too much sex. He was sore.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

From too much sex. He was sore.

Ohhhhhhhh from the sex. Got it now

 

[Vitriolhack]

I’ve never really had so much sex that I was sore, but, my jaw has often felt like the morning after a rigourous workout day.

I’ll let you figure out which of my muscle was given the biggest workout!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

From too much sex. He was sore.

I hate you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I hate you.

If I've got him cornered in a hotel, I'm taking advantage of it!
https://media.giphy.com/media/x9DVHBmO750Ji/giphy.gif

 

[jason28053]

If I've got him cornered in a hotel, I'm taking advantage of it!
https://media.giphy.com/media/x9DVHBmO750Ji/giphy.gif

So you’re saying he’s going to need a ladder to get it up

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I hate you.

We will always have each other

 

[MindYaBitness]

So you’re saying he’s going to need a ladder to get it up

Lol, not yet, at any rate!

 

[peekingone]

So you’re saying he’s going to need a ladder to get it up

He needs a walker to walk into the damn room

 

[jason28053]

We will always have each other

That’s so sweet! Now what have you done with OP?