Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

That made you want popcorn? Did you bump your head? I think she needs a drink.

What are you trying to say?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Fantasy Fuck League. Not an inside joke, was born on this thread a couple months back

That’s about what I was guessing but I wasn’t totally sure.

Just know that you want to be on mine

My team is an excellent team. The players are very happy and well taken care of.

I mean… I think I’d be a very happy member of your team.

Free agency is the way to go.

But PG makes a good point too.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

New profile pic. Immediate upload.

I bet I get a LOT more PMs when it’s done.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I bet I get a LOT more PMs when it’s done.

Don't do it.

I mean. Yea. Sure. Whatever.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't do it.

I mean. Yea. Sure. Whatever.

Maybe PMs I can read even! I mean besides the broken grammar and misspelled words. That come from typing one handed.

 

[Photog1rl]

But PG makes a good point too.

I’ve tried to be a team player. I’ve also tried one on one sports but neither worked for me. I thought I wanted to be tied down but I’ve realized it’s just not for me. Free agency-much more my speed.
And I promise I have lots of fun.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve tried to be a team player. I’ve also tried one on one sports but neither worked for me. I thought I wanted to be tied down but I’ve realized it’s just not for me. Free agency-much more my speed.
And I promise I have lots of fun.

But the tying down’s not off the table right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't do it.

I mean. Yea. Sure. Whatever.

It’s already been doneded.

 

[Photog1rl]

But the tying down’s not off the table right?

It depends on who is asking.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Maybe PMs I can read even! I mean besides the broken grammar and misspelled words. That come from typing one handed.

https://voca.ro/1ccB0VW016te

 

[morelikeasong]

I mean… I think I’d be a very happy member of your team.

But PG makes a good point too.

Listen, I don’t beg.


…ok, sometimes I do

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can I have both of you?

@Photog1rl @Indie

 

[Photog1rl]

Can I have both of you?

@Photog1rl @Indie

absolutely and always I’m yours.
What’s this for again?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Can I have both of you?

@Photog1rl @Indie

Yes.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Listen, I don’t beg.


…ok, sometimes I do

I’m always happy to hear an official offer

 

[Photog1rl]

@crazychemgirl and @Indie

 

[MindYaBitness]

For real!! So frustrating. Well, my cup size wasn’t on there at all but that’s a whole other issue. It’s all incredibly frustrating. I understand that production of these is probably complicated, but women’s boobs come in all different sizes and we should all be able to find something that fits! I wore a veryyy wrong bra size for a long time when I was younger because i didn’t know there were other options that existed. And places like Victoria’s Secret would “measure” me and try to tell me that I was a DD just because that was the largest size they had and they wanted to sell me something.



I need one of you to make a recording of singing this. Pleaseeeee

Victoria's Secret is that she has tiny titties!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Victoria's Secret is that she has tiny titties!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think it's like my question, "Why is Florida shaped like a penis?

False. Florida is the saggy ball sack of America. Main is
the weird, stubby penis.

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m always happy to hear an official offer

One of these days your emoji will work and all the clicking will have paid off

 

[MindYaBitness]

One of these days your emoji will work and all the clicking will have paid off

https://media.giphy.com/media/fSftKphSvwfBFxQ76e/giphy.gif

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Of course, you could also draw a penis on it and say you like a little something warm cast on your face in the morning.

This is what I would do

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Ahhh so this is how I get on your team?

 

[morelikeasong]

Ahhh so this is how I get on your team?

On my team?? Well, it’s not a requirement but it certainly helps

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://voca.ro/1ccB0VW016te

You are truly and absolutely the best. I too see no problem.