Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Well now it seems a little scarier…

Hey, whose box are you calling scary!
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[Deleted member 6568729]

As long as we are EXTREMELY clear on who can not be replaced…we are all good.

Hmm. Thinking.... thinking....

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I've got zero players, what does that make me?

Ahem

 

[LupineOne]

Hmm. Thinking.... thinking....

Hey now…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ahem

You a player? I thought you just crushed a lot

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hey now…

Yes?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You a player? I thought you just crushed a lot

I just want a spot on your team. I'm okay if I'm the only one on it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just want a spot on your team. I'm okay if I'm the only one on it.

Already looking for a trade!?!? Sheesh. I tell ya. What’s a monkey to do?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Already looking for a trade!?!? Sheesh. I tell ya. What’s a monkey to do?

No no no. I want a spot on your team too, Goldilocks.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No no no. I want a spot on your team too, Goldilocks.

I mean girls that play for both teams are traditionally highly sought after

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I mean girls that play for both teams are traditionally highly sought after

 

[morelikeasong]

Another case of "they don't make that in my size." Well, both my band and cup size are on there, but not in stock and they *probably* don't even make it. Many brands do a sliding scale where they only make big cups with small bands, or big bands with small cups.

For real!! So frustrating. Well, my cup size wasn’t on there at all but that’s a whole other issue. It’s all incredibly frustrating. I understand that production of these is probably complicated, but women’s boobs come in all different sizes and we should all be able to find something that fits! I wore a veryyy wrong bra size for a long time when I was younger because i didn’t know there were other options that existed. And places like Victoria’s Secret would “measure” me and try to tell me that I was a DD just because that was the largest size they had and they wanted to sell me something.

I feel like we need to rewrite Santa Baby for @jason28053 .
Santa Jason, slip a rabbit under the tree, for me

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the Litsters that I haven't kissed.
Next year, I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list!

I need one of you to make a recording of singing this. Pleaseeeee

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh baby, drop those Deoends like they’re hot…oh wait this is public. Uhmmm yes. Quite pleasant that.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Do I want to know more about these teams?

Ill see myself out if it’s a inside joke

 

[morelikeasong]

Do I want to know more about these teams?

Ill see myself out if it’s a inside joke

Just know that you want to be on mine

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do I want to know more about these teams?

Ill see myself out if it’s a inside joke

No judgement here. Jokes no one gets are the best kind of jokes. IMHO.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just know that you want to be on mine

The Yankees will never appreciate them like a smaller market team

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

No judgement here. Jokes no one gets are the best kind of jokes. IMHO.

My favorite joke that no one gets… Two elephants are skiing down a hill and one looks at the other and says “that’s not a radio!”

 

[morelikeasong]

The Yankees will never appreciate them like a smaller market team

Am I the Yankees or the smaller market?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m a big fan of the big orange head joke.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Am I the Yankees or the smaller market?

I dunno just pointing out considerations. Team choice is very important.

 

[LupineOne]

Do I want to know more about these teams?

Ill see myself out if it’s a inside joke

I was wondering the same thing

 

[Photog1rl]

Hmm. Thinking.... thinking....

Because you seem to be drunk.
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Love you-mean it.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I was wondering the same thing

I’m glad it wasn’t just me!

 

[Photog1rl]

I was wondering the same thing

Free agency is the way to go.