Sex & Shenanigans

[BodieOhl]

"He was assaulted with a blunt object!"

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

DDD+

Reason 541

 

[Vitriolhack]

Reason 541

Hummm

Is that an area code?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Reason 541

Huh?
https://media.giphy.com/media/zXj92SqHuz2p2/giphy.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's why I try to invest in good foundations. There's no such thing as a cheap bra in the DDD+ world

Legit

 

[Vitriolhack]

I prefer “deadly weapons” .., cuz they are.. guns or not

So true it works particularly well as a mind numbing effect on men.

Men see boobs = immediate lower IQ

“What was I saying?” Usually follows a boob flash!

 

[MindYaBitness]

"He was assaulted with a blunt object!"

Assaulted with a soft cozy object(s), more like

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Assaulted with a soft cozy object(s), more like

Is it really assault if I like it? (Not the ones with guns attached, to be clear. Those are not as soft and cozy)

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Huh?
https://media.giphy.com/media/zXj92SqHuz2p2/giphy.gif

The number of reasons why I hate you

 

[Bry1313]

The number of reasons why I hate you

I thought it was reasons you found her sexy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The number of reasons why I hate you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I thought it was reasons you found her sexy

Same. I feel like I hardly know her!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

View attachment 2305016

Because you’re an antique? That’s what was decided earlier, right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hummm

Is that an area code?

Yes! Now we just need to unlock the 7 clues of the Dragon to gain the key to the hoard.

Thats with a “d” ya perverts,

 

[MindYaBitness]

The number of reasons why I hate you

Be honest, there are way more reasons than that!

 

[BodieOhl]

Assaulted with a soft cozy object(s), more like

Yes, please!

or is it more like: "Cardinal Fang, fetch the Comfy Chair."

 

[Vitriolhack]

Yes! Now we just need to unlock the 7 clues of the Dragon to gain the key to the hoard.

Thats with a “d” ya perverts,

we don’t badmouth perverts here!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The number of reasons why I hate you

Oh good. I thought it was the number of reasons why you replaced me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Because you’re an antique? That’s what was decided earlier, right?

I don’t got a hateful bone on my body. She’s the one with 500 reasons

 

[Bry1313]

Oh good. I thought it was the number of reasons why you replaced me

Welcome to the club, it’s not that bad

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I prefer “deadly weapons” .., cuz they are.. guns or not

There is always danger of suffocating in them too

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There is always danger of suffocating in them too

Why does this sound like the voice of experience?

 

[BodieOhl]

What a way to go!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I feel like we need to rewrite Santa Baby for @jason28053 .
Santa Jason, slip a rabbit under the tree, for me

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the Litsters that I haven't kissed.
Next year, I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list!

 

[Bry1313]

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the Litsters that I haven't kissed.
Next year, I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list!

I’m the only Litster you haven’t kissed